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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:12 am

Talchyon wrote:
Tundra Terra wrote:I wish for a marching song against "social justice" by the BN. Yes i want to see how much you can corrupt it.

No seriously corrupt it and make it fun!!


Challenge accepted. This will be a blast!


March on, march on! And burn them down!
Burn down the stores, the homes, at least!
We want some justice! We're the beast!
We want destruction on the town!

March on, march on! And burn them down!
All black-owned business will be toast!
And yet we say we love them most!
But words are cheap. They're going down!

March on, march on! And light the flames
While saying Black Lives MatterTM! Yet
The damage that minor'ties get
From our own hands is on you blamed.

March on, march on! We love the gays
And hate the straights, and so it goes
That we will censor all red posts
To dominate you all your days.

March on, march on! We are for love,
Except when it applies to red.
We wish conservatives were dead,
Cast sense below, lift strife above!

March on, march on! And what we say
About the justice of our times
Are only words to hide our crimes
So that we eas'ly get away.

March on, march on! And you'll be next
Because you once said something mean,
That really wasn't on the screen
But we will slant your every text.

March on, march on! For justice, strive!
(Or what we pass it off to be,
Which really is plain tyranny
And neo-Fascist thought, alive.)

March on, march on! And we won't stop
Until the land is torched and then
We'll torch it over, once again
And blame it somehow on the cops.

March on, march on! And we don't care.
For billionaires will bail us out
While people die, without a doubt,
But that's a cross we're glad to bear.





I wish the above poem was made into a hit song in the U.S.

Granted, the lyrics are twisted to make a very racist song

I wish the USSR won the cold war

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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:48 am

Talchyon wrote:Granted, the lyrics are twisted to make a very racist song

I wish the USSR won the cold war

Granted, they won the "cold war" meaning they won against the Russian Winter.

I wish that Canada wouldn't try to blow up my nation.

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:05 am

Granted, they stop trying and start succeeding.


I wish that my calculator would behave properly.
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Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
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Posts: 332
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:08 am

Granted! It has been fixed and it came to you when you were writing a math test which you had to complete without a calculator. The teacher thought you cheated and you got an F.

I wish that a hive-mind state will never exist.
Member of ICDN, IDSF and DEA
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Charoskania
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Founded: Sep 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Charoskania » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:18 am

Granted, national security crumbles
I wish that taiwan becomes the sole ruler of china and is a republic forever. Also it is peaceful and no one wants to attack it
This is a Message from the Monarch Queen Anne Solovia Brachton Maniar
Total Number: 3,048,400
Army Personnel: 2,000,000
Tanks:1520
Infantry Veh.:1289
Armoured:3575
Helias:250
Utility:1968
Reconnaissance:60
Artillery:998
Air Def.:426
Navy Personnel:12,600
Subs:3
Firigates:2
Corvettes:2
Facs:3
Anti-Mine:24
Patrol:4
Mine:5
Salvage:4
Auxiliary:9
Training:2
Air Force Personnel:1,000,000
Combat Aircraft:212
Recon:1
Transport:64
Helis:139
Trainer:128
Unmanned:5 A
ny other Branches: Territorial Defense 30 000, Volunteer, 5800
Leader: Axel, King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania
Population: 54 Mil

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New Makasta
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:59 am

Charoskania wrote:Granted, national security crumbles
I wish that taiwan becomes the sole ruler of china and is a republic forever. Also it is peaceful and no one wants to attack it

granted however since no ones to atack it it loses many allies and becomes an econmicic down water and the PRC comes back

I wish for signed copy of a moon is a harsh mistress
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:08 am

Granted, but it's not signed by Robert Heinlein. It's signed by some half-insane homeless man named Bubba (no recognizeable last name). And he kept it in his private dumpster before giving it to you.

I wish Dr. Seuss had never been cancelled by leftists.
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Tundra Terra
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Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:28 am

Talchyon wrote:Granted, but it's not signed by Robert Heinlein. It's signed by some half-insane homeless man named Bubba (no recognizeable last name). And he kept it in his private dumpster before giving it to you.

I wish Dr. Seuss had never been cancelled by leftists.

Good song btw. /skip this part

Granted. it was never cancelled but like new batteries the patent was bought by the monopolizers and permanently shelved to prevent seeing the light.

I wish that meat wasn't so expensive and without resorting to cannibalism.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

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Babalabuska
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Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:40 am

Granted! The price of meat goes down but meat processing plants are poorly sanitized causing diseases to be more common. Soon, only vegetarians are left in the world.




I wish that I could have lucid dreams every night.
Some people just can't resist

Babalabuska can only be appreciated by cultured minds. Aka not you. Now with 50% more funni.


Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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Window Land
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Posts: 175
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:35 am

Granted. You have recurring lucid nightmares that you can't forget.


I wish that all the conspiracy theorists would realize that they are the real sheeple.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Tundra Terra
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Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:54 am

Granted. Yet this only happens when they realize it was the House of Fabians that arrested them.

I wish for Sseth to drink some Chernobyl water.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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Frokolia
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Posts: 66
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Frokolia » Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:11 pm

Granted, the water has no effect

I wish that people would stop selling cards for lower prices than their value
Państwo Cesarskie of Frokolia; established in 1674, member of the LSN.
Essentially the Soviet Union but it's in South America and the people are mostly Poles and Germans (I know, weird).
Official Name: Socialist Republic of Frokolia
Style of Government: Communist Single-Party
Current Premier: Jules Yakov
Official Language: Polish
Population: 292M
Current Regional RP Year: 2015
I'm a guy from the U.S. who is a bit of a polonophile. Not much else to say about myself other than I like video games. Stay safe out there :)
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Oh, also, apologies for a lack of factbooks. I'm not very good at thinking of stuff from scratch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Esthe
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Posts: 147
Founded: Feb 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esthe » Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:15 pm

Granted, all cards are now at astronomically high prices.

I wish that I could be a rock star.
I cannot take any music later than 1980, with a few exceptions.

Resident NS proghead.
Center-left southern man
Marilyn Manson’s sweet dreams (are made of me)

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Window Land
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Posts: 175
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:08 pm

Granted, you have been transformed into a fossil starfish.


I wish for an electrical transformer to land in my driveway.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile
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Posts: 4662
Founded: Jul 12, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:15 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted, you have been transformed into a fossil starfish.


I wish for an electrical transformer to land in my driveway.
Granted. After falling 1,000 feet, the transformer explodes, reducing your entire house to ashes.

I wish for a high-paying but low-effort job.
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Where is the horse gone? Where the warrior?
Where is the treasure-giver? Where are the seats at the feast?
Where are the revels in the hall?
Alas for the bright cup! Alas for the mailed warrior!
Alas for the splendour of the prince!
How that time has passed away, dark under the cover of night, as if it never were.

The Wanderer

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The Soylent Green Party
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Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:41 pm

Granted! You become a prostitute. All day you just stay in bed collecting horrible STDs.

I wish I could stay strong fit and healthy without good diet and exercise.
Rember, you are what you eat!

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Pricane
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Posts: 0
Founded: May 29, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pricane » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:48 pm

Okay you get unconsentual liposuction and you get those blow up muscles from spongebob

I wish the world would just die
See this is a loophole because corrupting it would make it good

Hahahaha no one can genie this for me!!

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Lumio Magika
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Founded: Nov 12, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Lumio Magika » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:55 pm

Granted, but they all come back to life except for you.


I wish to be forgiven for something stupid I said to a dear friend, a woman by the name of Aluminum.
The League of Radiance's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my wonderful boyfriend, my friends, and the people around the world that need my help.

Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:06 pm

Lumio Magika wrote:I wish to be forgiven for something stupid I said to a dear friend, a woman by the name of Aluminum.


Granted. Not only are you forgiven by Aluminum, but she becomes so friendly with you afterwards that she hangs around to the point of constantly being annoying.

I wish the NFL Draft was here already.
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Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Sat Apr 17, 2021 12:02 am

Talchyon wrote:
Lumio Magika wrote:I wish to be forgiven for something stupid I said to a dear friend, a woman by the name of Aluminum.


Granted. Not only are you forgiven by Aluminum, but she becomes so friendly with you afterwards that she hangs around to the point of constantly being annoying.

I wish the NFL Draft was here already.

Granted, but you didn't specified which NFL, so you get the draft of the National Fucking League

I wish for the below to not grant anything in this entire lifetime of this forum.

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Nevertopia
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Founded: May 27, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nevertopia » Sat Apr 17, 2021 12:24 am

Ayverin wrote:
Talchyon wrote:
Granted. Not only are you forgiven by Aluminum, but she becomes so friendly with you afterwards that she hangs around to the point of constantly being annoying.

I wish the NFL Draft was here already.

Granted, but you didn't specified which NFL, so you get the draft of the National F**king League

I wish for the below to not grant anything in this entire lifetime of this forum.

its corrupt a wish, not improve a wish.
/skip
Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
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New Makasta
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:28 am

Ayverin wrote:
Talchyon wrote:
Granted. Not only are you forgiven by Aluminum, but she becomes so friendly with you afterwards that she hangs around to the point of constantly being annoying.

I wish the NFL Draft was here already.

Granted, but you didn't specified which NFL, so you get the draft of the National Fucking League

I wish for the below to not grant anything in this entire lifetime of this forum.

Granted a new thread is started tho

I wish for someone to post the entire bee movie script in plain text
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

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Azka-surhai
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Azka-surhai » Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:05 pm

Granted, but unfortunately I wrote it in shrimp colors, so you just get 917 lines of words you can't read.




















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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I wish for Mekhane to be whole.
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.ܐܟܝܠـܡ ܐܙܟܐ ܨـܪܗܐـܝ.

Praise the holiest Ur-Akal, the greatest Three Lords. Aştur make us just, Nadterwat make us merciful, Karilşad make us strong.
ܒܛ ـܪ ܐܟܝܠ ـܪ ܗܐܒܘܛ, ـܪ ܐܟܝܠ ܛـܠܝ܀ ܐܫܛـܪ ܒـܢܝ ܫܐܙـܟ ܒـܗـܟ, ܢܐܕܛܪܘܐܛ ܗܐــܛ ܫܐܙـܟ ܒـܗـܟ, ܟܐܪـܠܫܐܕ ܙܐܪ ܫܐܙـܟ ܒـܗـܟ܀

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Vereichyle
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Founded: Mar 21, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Vereichyle » Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:20 pm

That's from SCP, right?
Since his body parts are used to trap Yaldabaoth; when Mekhane got it back, she(Yaldabaoth) will be released. This caused another war to break out between the two factions, resulting in the world being destroyed.


I wish 'lobbying' (corruption) is no more.
I don't know how to write interesting characters, and my storytelling is lousy. Beware!

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New Makasta
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:12 am

Vereichyle wrote:That's from SCP, right?
Since his body parts are used to trap Yaldabaoth; when Mekhane got it back, she(Yaldabaoth) will be released. This caused another war to break out between the two factions, resulting in the world being destroyed.


I wish 'lobbying' (corruption) is no more.

granted! sincew the money is now gone there ius no goverment expect for the police enjoy


i wish for ussenerprice to have been preseved after ww2 (cv-6)
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

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