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Charoskania
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Postby Charoskania » Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:44 am

Granted you wish for a dinosaur eating your head



i wish for no corruptionn
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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:57 am

Granted, the next wish will not be corrupted meaning my wish will not be corrupted.

I wish that my English teacher stopped giving us assignments for 3rd graders.

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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:06 am

Granted, she gives you assignments for 1st graders.

I wish for the BN's wish to be corrupted.
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Nation of Hanguk
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Nation of Hanguk » Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:18 am

Granted, BBN's wish is corrupted instead.

I wish that global warming stops.
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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:04 am

Islamic Holy Sites wrote:Granted, she gives you assignments for 1st graders.

I wish for the BN's wish to be corrupted.

Hey! You weren't supposed to do that!
/skipme
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The Pirotian Republic
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Founded: Apr 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Pirotian Republic » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:10 am

Nation of Hanguk wrote:Granted, BBN's wish is corrupted instead.

I wish that global warming stops.


Granted, prepare for nuclear winter.

I wish for a key lime pie.
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Charoskania
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Charoskania » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:17 am

Granted, you choke on lime colored keys in a pie





i wish for no Monarchies, Fascists, Socialists, and the like and tyrannies
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Total Number: 3,048,400
Army Personnel: 2,000,000
Tanks:1520
Infantry Veh.:1289
Armoured:3575
Helias:250
Utility:1968
Reconnaissance:60
Artillery:998
Air Def.:426
Navy Personnel:12,600
Subs:3
Firigates:2
Corvettes:2
Facs:3
Anti-Mine:24
Patrol:4
Mine:5
Salvage:4
Auxiliary:9
Training:2
Air Force Personnel:1,000,000
Combat Aircraft:212
Recon:1
Transport:64
Helis:139
Trainer:128
Unmanned:5 A
ny other Branches: Territorial Defense 30 000, Volunteer, 5800
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:04 am

Granted, all nations become anarchies.

I wish for the next person to write a review for this forum... but their name is Karen.

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Companus Mutati
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Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Companus Mutati » Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:01 pm

Tundra Terra wrote:Granted.

There was a drunken corporate cowboy,
Who got pissed on always saying "C'mere Boy!",
He was the company man for Tri-Talchyon,
But nobody ever knew whom his chest was pissed on,
He went a barging from a tavern to robber's scheme and ploy.

Tell me once of the Artificially Dumb Company Man,
Who gets drunk on engine coolant and spicy taco juice his liver had ran,
Yet in this company town his wallet was forever down,
It is so sad that he was buried face down,
For he tried to take his booze and his body painted on the ground a red swan.

I wish for a marching song against "social justice" by the BN. Yes i want to see how much you can corrupt it.


WORTH. Thanks Talchyon and Tundra Terra!
/skipme

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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
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Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:31 am

Prusmia wrote:Granted, all nations become anarchies.

I wish for the next person to write a review for this forum... but their name is Karen.
Granted they reveal all your most embarrassing secrets I wish to be president of the USA
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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:34 am

Granted; you get assassinated

I wish for this wish to get corrupted
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:07 pm

Islamic Holy Sites wrote:Granted; you get assassinated

I wish for this wish to get corrupted


Granted. Since you weren't specific about what you wanted with the wish other than that it would be corrupted, what happens is so bad, disturbing, soul-wrenching and psychotically graphic it cannot be mentioned here. Too bad, it was against your cat.

I wish that Moroccan bushmen became the newest Catholic school teachers. (Because why not).
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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South Americanastan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:21 pm

Granted, the Moroccan bushmen have very... radical, views on religion. But hey, at least you got a funny vest!


I wish the for the BN to post in pig latin
All around dumbass
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:22 pm

South Americanastan wrote:Granted, the Moroccan bushmen have very... radical, views on religion. But hey, at least you got a funny vest!


Wouldn't bother me. I don't go to a Catholic school. :D

/skip
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:30 am

South Americanastan wrote:Granted, the Moroccan bushmen have very... radical, views on religion. But hey, at least you got a funny vest!


I wish the for the BN to post in pig latin

Granted, but since I'm Muslim and pig is haram, no

I wish I could play Friday Night Funkin' perfectly

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Quevilis
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Founded: Nov 07, 2019
Capitalizt

Postby Quevilis » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:37 am

Granted, we have removed all of the notes from FNF

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We really wish we could find out how to make our prototype FTL engines function...

. This message has been through the proper screening of the experts of the appropriate sector of science. .

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Ittonia
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Founded: Aug 10, 2020
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Postby Ittonia » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:44 am

Granted,but they'll not function as they're supposed to function .
But hey! They still function!





I wish seasons are what they're supposed to be
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So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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The Neo Japanese States
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Father Knows Best State

Postby The Neo Japanese States » Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:22 am

Granted, seasons now take the form of what they were millions of years ago originally, this causes a massive change in the environment and destroys the ecosystem.

I wish I was a girl

(I just want to see how this wish gets corrupted, hopefully it'll be funny)
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:45 am

The Neo Japanese States wrote:Granted, seasons now take the form of what they were millions of years ago originally, this causes a massive change in the environment and destroys the ecosystem.

I wish I was a girl

(I just want to see how this wish gets corrupted, hopefully it'll be funny)

Granted, but then you were raped, pregnant, shot by an Islamic religious wacko and go to hell.

I wish I have a female cat.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:20 am

Ayverin wrote:
The Neo Japanese States wrote:I wish I was a girl

(I just want to see how this wish gets corrupted, hopefully it'll be funny)

Granted, but then you were raped, pregnant, shot by an Islamic religious wacko and go to hell.

I wish I have a female cat.



Granted. But your female cat is also raped, pregnant, shot by an Islamic religious wacko and also goes to hell. Don't ask me why an Islamic religious wacko wants to kill your afflicted, pregnant cat, or about the theology involved that sends it to hell. But there it is.

I wish that the BN has to tap dance a routine for 30 min. straight to elevator music.
Last edited by Talchyon on Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:11 pm

Granted. It's some dude named Ben Nelson. And he's angry about this.

Very angry.
I wish I could actually manage my time well.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:01 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Granted. It's some dude named Ben Nelson. And he's angry about this.

Very angry.


Haha! Would that be this particular Ben Nelson? If so, I would love to see
being a former U.S. senator
tap-dance.

/skip
Last edited by Talchyon on Sun Apr 11, 2021 4:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:27 am

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Granted. It's some dude named Ben Nelson. And he's angry about this.

Very angry.
I wish I could actually manage my time well.

Granted, you can manage your time well. But nobody around you can, so you can never schedule a meeting go to parties or do pretty much anything with other people.

I wish that the person below made a country ball out of their flag and used it for the next 24 hours.

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Tundra Terra
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Postby Tundra Terra » Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:20 am

Granted. It only took 24 hours to invade your country and upon bribery from the WN you get your country back on the condition that countryballs are banned symbols due to being provocations for war.

I wish for a marching song against "social justice" by the BN. Yes i want to see how much you can corrupt it.

No seriously corrupt it and make it fun!!
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:39 am

Tundra Terra wrote:I wish for a marching song against "social justice" by the BN. Yes i want to see how much you can corrupt it.

No seriously corrupt it and make it fun!!


Challenge accepted. This will be a blast!


March on, march on! And burn them down!
Burn down the stores, the homes, at least!
We want some justice! We're the beast!
We want destruction on the town!

March on, march on! And burn them down!
All black-owned business will be toast!
And yet we say we love them most!
But words are cheap. They're going down!

March on, march on! And light the flames
While saying Black Lives MatterTM! Yet
The damage that minor'ties get
From our own hands is on you blamed.

March on, march on! We love the gays
And hate the straights, and so it goes
That we will censor all red posts
To dominate you all your days.

March on, march on! We are for love,
Except when it applies to red.
We wish conservatives were dead,
Cast sense below, lift strife above!

March on, march on! And what we say
About the justice of our times
Are only words to hide our crimes
So that we eas'ly get away.

March on, march on! And you'll be next
Because you once said something mean,
That really wasn't on the screen
But we will slant your every text.

March on, march on! For justice, strive!
(Or what we pass it off to be,
Which really is plain tyranny
And neo-Fascist thought, alive.)

March on, march on! And we won't stop
Until the land is torched and then
We'll torch it over, once again
And blame it somehow on the cops.

March on, march on! And we don't care.
For billionaires will bail us out
While people die, without a doubt,
But that's a cross we're glad to bear.





I wish the above poem was made into a hit song in the U.S.
Last edited by Talchyon on Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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