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The Dodo Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 131
Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Dodo Republic » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:54 am

granted but no you cant speek anything else.



I wish I would get a pet dodo.

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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:07 am

Granted. To do so you are sent back in time to also "go the way" of the dodo...while holding the last one yourself.


I wish i could own a shadow bank.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

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Prusmia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:09 am

Granted, you own the shadow of a bank.

I wish for uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Stellata
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stellata » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:35 am

Granted, you are confused for the rest of your life.

I wish for a furry bf
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Corrington
Diplomat
 
Posts: 519
Founded: Dec 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Corrington » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:20 am

Granted, you now have an immensely hairy $100 bill (aka, a “Ben Franklin”)

——

I wish for a cup of coffee.
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Zul-ar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 399
Founded: Dec 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Zul-ar » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:22 am

Granted, it falls from the sky onto you.

I wish for one uncontaminated, delicious and safe bowl of my favorite tortellini soup at my preferred temperature to appear on my kitchen counter in exactly five minutes.
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With diligence, bravery, and obedience

Wear your masks and social distance.
This nation does not align with my views. NS stats somewhat canon. A Class 2 Civilization according to this index.
My Countryball art.
Headlines: Female Tourist Released to Nation of Origin After Arrest for Indecent Exposure | Records From Season 5 of Radio Show "The Pious Man" Now For Sale | Actor Terrijorr From Hit Radio Show "The Pious Man" is Released, All Charges Dropped | New Sanitary Laws Go Into Effect | Mor-Leaf Prices Rise By .03%

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Stellata
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stellata » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:25 am

Granted but as soon as it arrives, you get murdered in a drive-by shooting before you can enjoy it.

I want some peach ice cream
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Corrington
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Posts: 519
Founded: Dec 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Corrington » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:33 am

Granted, but it is dairy ice cream and you are now lactose intolerant.

——

I wish for a life’s supply of completely unadulterated and sanitary Hershey’s bars made of chocolate and in unopened wrappers, free of charge.
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Stellata
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stellata » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:35 am

Corrington wrote:Granted, but it is dairy ice cream and you are now lactose intolerant.

I've always been lactose intolerant, yet ice cream is fine, so this works out for me anyway. Wish corruption nullified.
/skipme

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Zul-ar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 399
Founded: Dec 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Zul-ar » Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:39 am

Corrington wrote:Granted, but it is dairy ice cream and you are now lactose intolerant.

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I wish for a life’s supply of completely unadulterated and sanitary Hershey’s bars made of chocolate and in unopened wrappers, free of charge.

Granted. You get one Hershey bar, then die from a heart attack. Thus, a life-time supply.

I wish I could change my sex to whatever I choose, and change it back at any time I want.
With diligence, bravery, and obedience

Wear your masks and social distance.
This nation does not align with my views. NS stats somewhat canon. A Class 2 Civilization according to this index.
My Countryball art.
Headlines: Female Tourist Released to Nation of Origin After Arrest for Indecent Exposure | Records From Season 5 of Radio Show "The Pious Man" Now For Sale | Actor Terrijorr From Hit Radio Show "The Pious Man" is Released, All Charges Dropped | New Sanitary Laws Go Into Effect | Mor-Leaf Prices Rise By .03%

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5369
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Mar 10, 2021 12:06 pm

Zul-ar wrote:I wish I could change my sex to whatever I choose, and change it back at any time I want.


Granted... But you only choose to change it to what you already are, thus making no change.

I wish people realized climate change is NOT a big concern, according to historical patterns that go back for thousands of years. (Climates have always changed according to these patterns, but then they recover. It's really no biggie).

(I also wish that people who were huge on climate change would realize that, duh, every time it turns from winter to summer, the climate changed).
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Stellata
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stellata » Wed Mar 10, 2021 12:16 pm

Granted, resulting in people ignoring it and worsening the problem. Unrelated however, every single person on earth spontaneously develops prostate and/or breast cancer.

I wish I were skiing rn.
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Zul-ar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 399
Founded: Dec 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Zul-ar » Wed Mar 10, 2021 12:23 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Zul-ar wrote:I wish I could change my sex to whatever I choose, and change it back at any time I want.


Granted... But you only choose to change it to what you already are, thus making no change.

I wish people realized climate change is NOT a big concern, according to historical patterns that go back for thousands of years. (Climates have always changed according to these patterns, but then they recover. It's really no biggie).

(I also wish that people who were huge on climate change would realize that, duh, every time it turns from winter to summer, the climate changed).

Granted, corporations ally to drown the populous in anti-climate change propaganda. Climate change is widely seen as not a big issue. Though reality cares naught about propaganda and the effects of climate change continue to kill thousands of people every year. Humanity dies our long before the heat death because of out own ignorance and greed.
Stellata wrote:Granted, resulting in people ignoring it and worsening the problem. Unrelated however, every single person on earth spontaneously develops prostate and/or breast cancer.

I wish I were skiing rn.

Granted, you suddenly appear on a snowy hill with a set of skis. Unfortunately, you aren't dressed for snow and die.
I wish that people wouldn't hijack this thread to promote their dreadfully uniformed opinions on the climate.
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With diligence, bravery, and obedience

Wear your masks and social distance.
This nation does not align with my views. NS stats somewhat canon. A Class 2 Civilization according to this index.
My Countryball art.
Headlines: Female Tourist Released to Nation of Origin After Arrest for Indecent Exposure | Records From Season 5 of Radio Show "The Pious Man" Now For Sale | Actor Terrijorr From Hit Radio Show "The Pious Man" is Released, All Charges Dropped | New Sanitary Laws Go Into Effect | Mor-Leaf Prices Rise By .03%

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5369
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:02 pm

Zul-ar wrote:I wish that people wouldn't hijack this thread to promote their dreadfully uniformed opinions on the climate.


Granted. Which means, climate change alarmists never get to say anything anymore, because they were the ones who were deceived.

I wish people would realize how many people have been crying wolf about climate change for several decades, each saying, "we're going to die in the next 5 years", only to see their concerns were unfounded. And then see their climate change fears as the same kind of unfounded deceptions.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Duckspace
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Duckspace » Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:14 pm

Denied.

I wish every living thing on earth suddenly became a duck.

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South Americanastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 464
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:29 pm

Granted, you become a duck too

I wish talchyon and zul-ar would shut up about climate change and let everyone else have fun
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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 3323
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:29 pm

Ok. They all became roasted ducks that sound really delicious to eat by those who aren't actual ducks

-Ninja'd-

AN: Granted. The wish is too pure and perfect to be corrupted



I wish for Big Chungus to become a real creature
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"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.

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Boris Cult
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: May 26, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Boris Cult » Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:30 pm

Granted, a fat bunny appears at your door.

I wish to have a PS5
*demonic screeching can be heard*
I don’t care which pronouns you call me, they aren’t that important to me
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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:13 pm

Granted. It will appear after your fifth child sacrifice of your own kids.

I wish to slap a few politicians and get away with it.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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Duckspace
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Duckspace » Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:15 pm

Granted but Mitch Mcconnell punches you harder than you hit any other politician

I wish my ramen weren't so damn spicy.
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Istantine
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Istantine » Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:17 pm

Your ramen becomes so damn cold that it becomes an ice cube.

I wish for extremely good luck
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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:35 pm

Granted. You get daily visit from the irish and leprechaun mobs until you give it back.

I wish for financially successful children.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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Doge Land
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Feb 15, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doge Land » Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:11 pm

Granted. A large amount of money shows up at your doorstep simply labeled "For the kids." They never get a job.

I wish that the impostor wasn't sus
You've been had by Doge Land, forum detective
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Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms
Attaché
 
Posts: 73
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Swedish-Norwegian Kingdoms » Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:13 pm

Granted. Now the imposter always wins the game.

I wish to be unkillable (not immortal tho)
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huh

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South Americanastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 464
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:13 pm

Granted, you now have no idea who the imposter is, and end up being killed by it

Ninja'd

Granted, the government experiments and tortures you to figure why you can't be killed, but no matter how brutal they are you will never die due to being unkillable

I wish for a Big Mac
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Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of LITA and ICDN
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I (partially) use NS stats
This nation represents my views, deal with it

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