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The Dodo Republic
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Postby The Dodo Republic » Mon Mar 08, 2021 7:20 am

They do... but they change there flag to a white banner so everyones sucespets they surrender.



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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:30 am

Granted, and then some! Your redstone- and building skills are suddenly so outstanding that you get noticed, and low-key pressured to spend ever more and more time in the game. Soon you lose most of your social life outside it. Your obsession drives you to rarely ever go outside anymore. With the lockdown, nobody gives that any second thought, though. Sometimes you wonder if your wish even actually got corrupted.

You now do get pranked by Etho, on at least a weekly basis, though. Which, again, makes you wonder how, exactly, your wish was corrupted, if at all. Your house is filled with full garbage bags and piles and piles of pizza boxes, but Live is awesome!


I wish I were able to create the best pizza in the world
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This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:53 am

granted, you do, it requires human meat and cheese. not i will no clarify on this. there is no ethical consumption.

i wish everyone used metal straws and round ice balls instead of cubes.
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United Interuniversal Federation
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Postby United Interuniversal Federation » Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:57 am

Granted, during the holiday due to everybody having their day off society collapses, also nobody is able to find anything positive to celebrate.

I wish for a expired taco bell coupon.

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Hiram Land
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Postby Hiram Land » Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:16 am

Granted! The coupon only applies to one specific Taco Bell location, and the location closes down due to COVID-19 restrictions. The store is never able to re-open.

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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:29 am

Wink Wonk We Like Stonks wrote:granted, you do, it requires human meat and cheese. not i will no clarify on this. there is no ethical consumption.

i wish everyone used metal straws and round ice balls instead of cubes.

Wh... what? CHEESE?! YOU FIEND!!

I'll do both your and UIF's wish, better hold your noses, this will be double corruption, yay!

WWWLS: Granted, and oh, my, those round ice balls turn out to be bizzarely effective, so effective, even, that the metal straws have a strong tendency to freeze to the lips of drinkers.

Soda now becomes synonymous with misery and ice blisters. Also, with a great way to shut up people who talk too much.

(seriously, were I able to grant this wish uncorrupted, though, I would have. Good wish, hope it comes true IRL!)

UIF: Granted, too! Except... it looks like a perfectly normal taco bell coupon, the expiration date for it is even somewhere way into the future!
When you use it, though, the taco you get tastes stale and moldy. When you complain, the employee behind the counter shrugs, because, well, if you give a coupon for an expired taco, that is what you are going to get, right?

It does not end there, though, no, no, no, we do not do small beans corruptions, not even when those beans are in your taco (and a little smooshy and slimy, you notice). Whenver you are in town and peckish, and even when you have no intention of going there, you end up in taco bell. And somehow, whenever you are there, all you can find in your wallet... is a perfectly valid taco bell coupon.

And, naturally, with this wall of text: ninjaaaaad. Woot! More wishes to corrupt :D

@Hiram : you realize that your wish has been granted when your doorbell rings. In front of it stands, the one, the only, the... erm. It is a slightly frazzled, unwashed twentysomething (but heavily and scruffily bearded) guy who, with way too much enthousiasm exclaims "HELLO HIRAM! I HEARD THAT YOU ARE A FAN OF DALE EARNHARDT! WELL, GUESS WHAT! SO AM I! I EVEN OFFICIALLY CHANGED MY NAME TO DALE EARNHARDT!" He pushes himself past you, into your house before you can even object. "ISN'T THIS GREAT! WE CAN TALK ABOUT DALE EARNHARDT (I NAMED MYSELF AFTER HIM!) AND WE DRINK BEERS AND I WILL TELL EVERYTHING ABOUT MY FAVORITE CARS AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR EVER AND EVER! O, GREAT, A SOFA, I'LL JUST CRASH THERE FOR A DAY OR TWO OR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, NO WORRIES, I BROUGHT MY OWN SLEEPING BAG!"

I will be singing with a choir, next sunday. I am the only one of the lot with any significant singing experience, and therefore the one member singing the harmonizing second melody, which is júst within my voice range, on a good day. And I só wish that I won't screw this up ;-)
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atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
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Obets
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Postby Obets » Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:36 am

Granted. You get recruited by a major chorus that is based in Singapore, but then as you are flying down to Malaysia, Congolese Rebels hijack the plane.


I wish for a new car, a Jaguar E-Type preferrably.
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Babalabuska
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Postby Babalabuska » Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:39 am

Granted but it's missing the battery.




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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:00 pm

granted, it's nova's pizza from a couple posts up.

i wish i has a pet lamprey. any animal with a serpentine shape will do, actually, so long as it is fictional.
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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:13 pm

Granted, and congratulations with your pet remorhaz!

No worries, it is friendly to (only) you, provided you take it for walkies twice a day


I wish I could bring myself to writing a novel.
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:20 pm

Granted, your book inspires the next generation of terrorists.


I wish that my glasses would get cleaned.
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
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Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:23 pm

Granted! But now the glasses broke apart in pieces.

I wish for a cup of black tea without consequences and the tea is tea and there is nothing except tea and water in it. It has good temperature and is given me personally (not thrown from a tower or similar situations)
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:33 pm

Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes wrote:I wish for a cup of black tea without consequences and the tea is tea and there is nothing except tea and water in it. It has good temperature and is given me personally (not thrown from a tower or similar situations)


Haha. Twice granting a similar wish.

Granted. Your cup of good temperature without consequences black tea is given you personally in an incredibly leaky cup, that spills the tea all on your pants.

I wish both Coke and Pepsi lost all their money and several new rival pop companies became popular in their places.
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Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:35 pm

Tea is what you want, and tea is what you get! The temperature is perfect, it was brewed with hot water and, well tea, and it is served to you by a perfectly normal human person.

It is also entirely forgettable, drinking it does not result in any measure of satisfaction whatsoever, it does not even make your mouth or throat feel warm. The entire lack of consequences makes you mildly depressed. Which is a consequence, which is cheating, which makes you feel even more depressed. Tea will now forever make you think of the tedium of a life free of risk and consequence...

Ninja'd! Erm... what to make of Coke and Pepsi... so, they lose all their money. But:

Several rival pop companies become popular, but, unfortunately, even though they no longer have money, what Coke and Pepsi still dó have, is patents. And they may no longer have soda to serve, but what they do now serve are law suits. Lots and lots and lots of them. Soon, all new rival pop companies are out of business, soon after that, the whole soda market pops, and consumers have to settle for flat lemonade, fruit juice, or water. The average weight of Western people drops dramatically, while their expected life span increases. Pension Funds get in major trouble, and scramble for ways to protect their assets. They strongly deny that these ways include assassins who randomly snipe grey-haired people.

I wish for a glass of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti, 1945, checked for quality and served by a certified wine sommelier.
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atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
Black Lives Matter.

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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Tue Mar 09, 2021 5:12 am

granted, it has been checked... to make sure the quality is as bad as possible. it burns better than an oil spill, but tastes a bit worse.

i wish i had a desk.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Mar 09, 2021 5:39 am

Granted, but whenever you sit down at it it becomes a standing desk and whenever you stand up it becomes a sitting desk and the only time you can work is while it is moving because or when it's down and you are standing up.

I wish for the next person to write their post from the perspective and attitude of the average house cat (the angry kind). If they could speak english of course.
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:46 am

Prusmia wrote:I wish for the next person to write their post from the perspective and attitude of the average house cat (the angry kind). If they could speak english of course.


Granted. But I'm annoyed at you for not devoting your every minute to my every want. Being the inferior species, you as a human should be reverencing me at every opportunity. That means I expect the cat food from the can, and not the bag the majority of the time. Give me some meat scraps. Don't forget to pet me often. When I'm done with you, I'll go do whatever. Find some other cat to go banging with, chase a mouse or not, lie here and plot and scheme, complain, anything that strikes my fancy. You just remember who's in charge here, because it isn't you.

I wish the wish I wished above, that was not granted: that Coke and Pepsi would lose all their money and go out of business, and that many new rival pop companies would fill the void so there was no longer a 2 company duopoly.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Tundra Terra
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Postby Tundra Terra » Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:35 pm

Granted. The duopoly is replaced by another duopoly since minutemaid and kool-aid were ready to pounce on the new competition. They also get into a many years long court dispute (with an order to stop production) over the trademark "aid". Germany also begins a neo-nazi nationalization to continue the production of Spezzi. (i think thats how its spelled)

I wish for the destruction of world peace!
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Postby Flashboom » Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:40 pm

Granted The sign world peace is now destroyed
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Postby Watchful Eyes » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:23 pm

granted, they're very dangerous and kill a lot of ten year olds with neglectful parents.

i wish i had better vision, but still needed glasses for the aesthetic.
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New Courania
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Postby New Courania » Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:31 pm

Granted, your vision is now 0.00001% better.

I wish climate change didn't exist.
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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:15 am

You and me both! Later this month there will be protests all over Europe to tell politicians to finally start taking climate change seriously. Last week I was in such a protest myself, even got arrested, which was unexpected and a bit of a bummer, but hey, we do what we must.

But, we are doing wish corruption here, so, to get back to that ;-) And there really is only one corrupt way to grant this one: One day, suddenly, both the entire atmosphere of the Earth as well as all water on it, disappear. Which means that our planet no longer has a climate that can change at all.


I wish that all politicians, CEOs, and opinion makers understood, and acted on their understanding, that climate change is a crisis that will seriously affect young people of today.
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
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Postby Prusmia » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:42 am

Granted, they understand but don't care and try to hurt the environment even more for more profits.

I wish for the next person to write their post with every word spelt backwards. I'm not sorry.

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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:48 am

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Postby Old Tanokiana » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:51 am

.sdrawkcab keaps yeht nehw elpoep dnatsrednu ylno dna, efil ruoy fo tser eht rof sdrawkcab keaps uoy won revewoh, detnarG

I wish I could speak French again

Ninja'd

Granted, but now plants Vibrate at will and make this weird sound every night. Effectively making the Earth 20% more noise polluted.

I wish I could speak French again, again
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