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Tocan Isle
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Posts: 41
Founded: Dec 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tocan Isle » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:21 pm

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire wrote:
Hiram Land wrote:Granted. You are named president by some horses and other wildlife, and get to live in some rural place nobody has heard of.

I wish I can learn Spanish without a teacher.

Sí, sin embargo, es necesario que primero comprenda esta oración.

I wish that Zoom disappeared tomorrow.

Granted. Now you use google meets for all meetings.

I wish to be able to speak to animals.
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Korean Proletarians
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 103
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Korean Proletarians » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:36 pm

Granted. They always greet you with personal insults.
I wish for a lifetime supply of free tacos.

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Shadonyazal
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Oct 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Shadonyazal » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:40 pm

Granted, but you can only have flour tortillas.
I wish for Countryhumans to exist.
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Arlanisa
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Arlanisa » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:52 pm

Granted. They are very poorly drawn, though.


I wish for a back-scratcher.
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The Eastern Rusts
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Eastern Rusts » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:54 pm

Granted. You cannot control when it scratches your back.

I wish for a new couch.

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The Peoples Caribbean Union
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Mar 29, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Peoples Caribbean Union » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:58 pm

The Eastern Rusts wrote:Granted. You cannot control when it scratches your back.

I wish for a new couch.

granted, but the couch is made of rough rocks

I wish that I was a psychic

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Balestriania
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 05, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Balestriania » Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:33 pm

The Peoples Caribbean Union wrote:
The Eastern Rusts wrote:Granted. You cannot control when it scratches your back.

I wish for a new couch.

granted, but the couch is made of rough rocks

I wish that I was a psychic

Granted. You are now sensitive to supernatural stuff. Only that, you cannot interact with it.

I wish that the German Empire still existed.

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Apabeossie
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Jun 04, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Apabeossie » Sat Mar 06, 2021 12:00 am

Granted. Nothing really changes in Germany, including the government, except for the name. But still cool right? :P

I wish cherry seeds were easier to remove.
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Novia Xeneia
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Novia Xeneia » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:49 am

Granted but now most of the fruit is just cherry seeds

I wish I could time travel as I pleased
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Ayverin
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:33 am

Novia Xeneia wrote:Granted but now most of the fruit is just cherry seeds

I wish I could time travel as I pleased

Granted, you've traveled into the future, just before a nuclear war.

I wish I can teleport everywhere I want and I can go to my original location.

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Terre Bretagne
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Terre Bretagne » Sat Mar 06, 2021 3:18 am

You can teleport anywhere, yes, but you don't exactly know where. You can end up in the crushing depths of the Mariana Trench, inside Jupiter's core, on the event horizon of the supermassive black hole in the middle of the Milky Way, or literally anywhere really. Yes, you can go back to your previous location, but only after a cooldown whose length scales with the distance you've travelled from your original point, so good luck trying not to die in that time.

I wish I had the power to mind-control other people.
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5338
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:21 am

Terre Bretagne wrote:I wish I had the power to mind-control other people.


Granted. But you can only control their minds to act naturally, like they would normally do.

I wish they made a hilariously funny movie based off of my former RP The Infinites, that became a classic that everyone wanted to watch many many times over.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Polish PR
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:07 am

Granted, but all electricity after some time goes to shit forever.







I wish North Korea united the Korean Peninsula (I don't care if south K-Pop disappears).
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Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
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Arlanisa
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Arlanisa » Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:51 am

Granted. The U.S. gets angry at this though and wages war against the unified Korea.


I wish for a back scratcher.
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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 773
Founded: Oct 27, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:15 am

Arlanisa wrote:Granted. The U.S. gets angry at this though and wages war against the unified Korea.


I wish for a back scratcher.

Granted. Your second back scratcher and first back scratcher conspire to kill you, and the next day you're found dead.

I wish Max Barry didn't keep advertising his books on NationStates.
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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:20 am

Granted. The unpaid moderators go on strike and close the site to prevent people cheering.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
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Ayverin
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:49 am

Tundra Terra wrote:Granted. The unpaid moderators go on strike and close the site to prevent people cheering.

Granted, since you didn't wished for anything, EVERYTHING SHALL HAPPEN TO YOU!, be it bad or good.... Mostly bad.

I wish for... World Peace

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Nova Bromelia
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Posts: 93
Founded: Dec 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nova Bromelia » Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:36 am

Granted!

And thus, about three hundred light years from our own planet, all sentient beings on planet Murrkh, who had been embroiled in ritual, holy warfare for millennia, suddenly feel a mystical, unsettling revulsion against committing acts of violence upon each other. Peace breaks out, and the Murrkhians are filled with a rage that they now have no way no way to express.

In seething desparation they turn to the Mystical Oracle of Bwu'bwuh (may its tail spikes gleam for a thousand Smoots!) for guidance. And, lo, and verily and forsooth did spake the Holy One! And with its a vlobble quivering with anger, it pointed to one faint star in the night sky, as it intoned, gravely and weemering: "There, my faithful. There is where thou must go and exact punisment for the blasphemy that was wrought upon thee and thy grobgal!

And the Murrkhians roared and weemered and swore solemn oaths! Which would, admittedly, be even more terrifying, had they also had space flight. But you must now carry the burden, Ayverin, of knowing that all members of an alien race now cast ritual daily stink eyes at our beloved solar system. I know, I know, this is a most cruel corruption of your wish, but, it had to be done. *cries and sighs in a most dramatic fashion*



I wish that every human on earth suddenly feels an irresistable urge to write a poem or, if they are illiterate, create a piece of art.
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atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:45 am

I wish that every human on earth suddenly feels an irresistible urge to write a poem or, if they are illiterate, create a piece of art.


Granted. Lyrics like the Stupendiums "Find the Keys" becomes the standard.

I wish for an eruption from the ring of fire!
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

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Nova Bromelia
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Posts: 93
Founded: Dec 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nova Bromelia » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:00 am

Haha, I can see how that's corrupted. Still, I actually don't dislike that song (7 billion versions of it would be a bit much, though, but hey, that's what ya get in this thread )

And, by the way, your wish hath been granted, too!
And in a different universe, Gandalf suddenly yelps, blows on his fingers in attempt to cool them, and then wistfully chucks Narya into a bin, muttering "Well. That was awkward".

I wish there were one world wide holiday on which every single living human being on earth had a day off, and celebrated how awesome humanity is!
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
Black Lives Matter.

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Cynetia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cynetia » Mon Mar 08, 2021 12:01 am

Granted, everyone will go out to the streets and act out anarchy, rioting, and abuse.

I wish for love.
Don't. Just don't
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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Posts: 1490
Founded: May 20, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Mon Mar 08, 2021 5:04 am

granted you now have a puppy that is essentially clifford the big red dog, who loves you unconditionally. rip to your bank account but i'm different.

i wish i was better at archery.
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Envoy
 
Posts: 293
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Mar 08, 2021 5:08 am

Granted! You are better at archery, but everyone else is terrible at it, so you accidently get shot and die.

I wish for a cup of black tea without consequences and the tea is tea and there is nothing except tea and water in it.
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5338
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Mar 08, 2021 5:21 am

Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes wrote:I wish for a cup of black tea without consequences and the tea is tea and there is nothing except tea and water in it.


Granted! You get a cup of black tea, that is nothing but tea and water in it, and the cup of tea has no consequences. The cup is scalding hot, though, and is delivered to you by dropping it off the Sears Tower building in Chicago. Good luck catching it.

I wish that there was a resurgence of ham radio.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Founded: May 20, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Mon Mar 08, 2021 7:16 am

that's... a great idea. granted, but for corruption's sake to get started you must construct your own radio.

i wish sicilian empire would change their extremely cursed flag.
bad reply? a random criminal/civilian will be sent to Capitalist Gulags of Alabama. To date, 58+ have been sent. stonks for apotheosis 2024
pronoun ambivalent; attracted to people, basically a hedonist
according to legend, i once wrote:agender mars-colony automated decadent libertarian anti-statist degrowth

just found a way to run my gameboy emulator, about to become the best there ever was

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