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Anarchic Naru
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchic Naru » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:56 pm

Granted but it’s the buff version and beats the sh*t out of you

I wish for a furry boyfriend

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Babalabuska
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:56 pm

Got ninja'd so...

Granted but it's just a stuffed animal.


I wish my factbooks were heavily detailed.
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Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5361
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:27 pm

Babalabuska wrote:I wish my factbooks were heavily detailed.


Granted. They are quite heavily detailed! But, unfortunately for you, they also depict a lot of graphic gore, sex and depravity - so much that the NS site permanently bans you for life.

I wish that chronic problems were easy to fix.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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South Americanastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 452
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:30 pm

Granted, but another chronic problem will always take it's place within 3-6 business days


I wish to become an immortal, non-evil, powerful, god
All around dumbass
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of LITA and ICDN
My Embassy Program
I (partially) use NS stats
This nation represents my views, deal with it

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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Posts: 97
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:43 pm

Granted you turn into a god called idioticus all the other gods kick you out of Olympus because of you stupid name and you are forced to live for the rest of time as an outcast.

I wish for a convertible

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Shov Scien
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: May 29, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Shov Scien » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:49 pm

Granted. It's a toy and it breaks very easily.

I wish to shed my mortal cloth and ascend to a higher state.
....EVER VIGILANT.....
/ Please excuse the mess! This nation's lore and information is still under construction. Thank you for your patience! /
If I post in a thread that my factbooks are too unfinished to properly interact with me in, you're allowed to yell at me.

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5361
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:05 pm

Shov Scien wrote:I wish to shed my mortal cloth and ascend to a higher state.


Granted. But instead of putting on immortal cloth, you end up going around nude. And you are tied to a post 10 ft. up on a hill in the town so everyone can see.

I wish big government had to reduce by 25%.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:08 pm

Granted. Big government had to reduce your life, wallet, children, and dignity by 25% to fund its new war and committees on the necessity of golden toilet seats for labor camp overseers.

I wish that assassin hotels become ubiquitous and plentiful.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

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Ayverin
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:14 am

Granted, it's plentiful of dead bodies

I wish the World Revolution occurred

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5361
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:25 am

Ayverin wrote:I wish the World Revolution occurred


It's kind of hard to corrupt this wish as is, since it's going to turn out corrupt as is and it's a pretty horrible wish without me adding anything to it. But, since the rules of this thread order that a corruption must be made...

Granted. And the World Revolution that happens is not the idealistic utopian communist empire that liberals have dreamed of. Instead, the rise to power happens by people who love Strawberry Shortcake cartoons and they inflict the population with having to support those cartoons. You and all other liberals are sent to the gulags after losing all your property, having your family ripped apart, so that you would have to rely on the Strawberry Shortcake cartoon loving government.

I wish that communists realized the dangers of their utopian dreams before they enacted communism for the rest of the world.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:36 am

Talchyon wrote:
Ayverin wrote:I wish the World Revolution occurred


It's kind of hard to corrupt this wish as is, since it's going to turn out corrupt as is and it's a pretty horrible wish without me adding anything to it. But, since the rules of this thread order that a corruption must be made...

Granted. And the World Revolution that happens is not the idealistic utopian communist empire that liberals have dreamed of. Instead, the rise to power happens by people who love Strawberry Shortcake cartoons and they inflict the population with having to support those cartoons. You and all other liberals are sent to the gulags after losing all your property, having your family ripped apart, so that you would have to rely on the Strawberry Shortcake cartoon loving government.

I wish that communists realized the dangers of their utopian dreams before they enacted communism for the rest of the world.

granted! due to this, there was no eastern front in ww2, and because 80% of the german army died on the eastern front, the german western front was 4 times as strong, d-day fails miserably, and the axis wins the war.
I wish the ps5 was more available and less poorly optimized

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Babalabuska
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Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:42 am

Granted but every store near you runs out of stock of it because of how cheap it became, leaving you without one.

I wish that KFConsole could cook more than just chicken.
Some people just can't resist

Babalabuska can only be appreciated by cultured minds. Aka not you. Now with 50% more funni.


Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Posts: 97
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:50 am

Granted it cooks uranium. The uranium blows up the console. You survive but your house is burnt down and you lose all of your possessions. And since you don’t have insurance you don’t get anything back.

I wish for unlimited tacos

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Anarchic Naru
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchic Naru » Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:59 am

Granted but they’re all cheap-ass middle school caffateria tacos

I wish my dad loved me

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 773
Founded: Oct 27, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:20 am

Granted. Soon after his turn he dies in a horrible car crash and ascends to heaven.

I wish nations could only post once per page in this thread.
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Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered.

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Flashboom
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Posts: 14
Founded: Nov 03, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Flashboom » Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:23 am

Granted they can only post once per second on the page
I wish to become a billionaire

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Babalabuska
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Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:56 am

Granted, you are a billionaire in terms of monopoly money.

I wish for full netherite in real life.
Some people just can't resist

Babalabuska can only be appreciated by cultured minds. Aka not you. Now with 50% more funni.


Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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Planes
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Posts: 11
Founded: Mar 25, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Planes » Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:59 am

Babalabuska wrote:Granted, you are a billionaire in terms of monopoly money.

I wish for full netherite in real life.

Granted, but you have to go to the non-existent nether to get ancient debris.

I wish that I didnt have a potato computer

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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Posts: 97
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:13 pm

Granted now you only have a potato

I wish for tank

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Window Land
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 175
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:21 pm

Granted, you get a five gallon water tank.


I wish for a :geek: .
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Posts: 1490
Founded: May 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:22 pm

granted, you now own a fish tank that you are required to wear on your head at all times.

an: granted, here you go: :ugeek:

i wish people shed all their skin at once.
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pronoun ambivalent; attracted to people, basically a hedonist
according to legend, i once wrote:agender mars-colony automated decadent libertarian anti-statist degrowth

just found a way to run my gameboy emulator, about to become the best there ever was

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Babalabuska
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Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:27 pm

Granted, everyone sheds their skin painlessly and then gets their skin back while your skin peels off painfully and slow and you don't get your skin back.




I wish more people responded to Build the story.
Some people just can't resist

Babalabuska can only be appreciated by cultured minds. Aka not you. Now with 50% more funni.


Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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Anarchic Naru
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchic Naru » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:42 pm

Granted but it's all shitposts

I wish my government didnt censor anti-NSA sites.

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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 958
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:43 pm

Granted. It has become the american version of "The great red firewall" and enforced this time via SWAT teams.

I wish we could break up the utility industry monopoly.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 773
Founded: Oct 27, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:17 pm

Tundra Terra wrote:Granted. It has become the american version of "The great red firewall" and enforced this time via SWAT teams.

I wish we could break up the utility industry monopoly.

Granted. All utilities are now owned by private corporations and you have to pay more for lower quality products. Gotta get those profits!

Meanwhile, the military-industrial complex now worries that it's next and starts WWIII through a false flag attack by "Russia" on Ukraine, leading to millions dying across the world on the battlefield. No nukes, though, since the military-industrial complex doesn't want to die.

I wish Jupiter had just enough mass to become a red dwarf star without completely destroying the solar system.
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Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered.

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