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Corrupt a Wish VIII

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:32 am

Prusmia wrote:
And Spaces wrote:Granted! But you'll actually be a dog forever

I wish for world peace.

Granted, it lasts for 12 seconds before everyone nukes each other.

I wish for the person above me to eat a block of cheese within the next 24 hours.

Granted, but you have to pay for it. That cheese has also been aged a long time, so it is quite pricey.


I wish that red wine I don't have to drink, pay for, or clean up gets dumped on the next poster's white carpet.
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Romextly
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Corporate Police State

Postby Romextly » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:34 am

Window Land wrote:
Prusmia wrote:Granted, it lasts for 12 seconds before everyone nukes each other.

I wish for the person above me to eat a block of cheese within the next 24 hours.

Granted, but you have to pay for it. That cheese has also been aged a long time, so it is quite pricey.


I wish that red wine I don't have to drink, pay for, or clean up gets dumped on the next poster's white carpet.

The next poster was borrowing it from a trillionare and the carpet was worth 60 million dollars and his goons kill you

I wish for nothing to happen to ants

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:38 am

Granted, nothing happens to ants. But they then rise up and enslave all of the planet's organisms for their mighty ant cause.

I wish Napoleon won his Russian campaign.
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Cczechiozvixalia
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Postby Cczechiozvixalia » Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:33 pm

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire wrote:Granted, nothing happens to ants. But they then rise up and enslave all of the planet's organisms for their mighty ant cause.

I wish Napoleon won his Russian campaign.


Granted, Napoleon successfully conquerers a majority of Russia but slips on ice and dies painfully on the stairs of moscow, france is than divided and its people split.
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South Americanastan
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:05 pm

Granted, you have not made a wish, thus it cannot be corrupted


I wish for a Dairy Queen to open in my area
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Shov Scien
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Postby Shov Scien » Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:07 pm

Granted. It's in the worst part of town and going there is just asking to get stabbed.

I wish for good luch on my state test tomorrow o_o
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:22 pm

Luch? Well, here's the Loch Ness Monster. I don't know what you want to do with it.

I wish the Soviet Union will rise and defeat the USA

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Romextly
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Postby Romextly » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:23 pm

Ayverin wrote:Luch? Well, here's the Loch Ness Monster. I don't know what you want to do with it.

I wish the Soviet Union will rise and defeat the USA

Granted. It shots nukes and ensured MAD

I wish that life was horrible and gruesome

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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:33 pm

Granted, nothing happens but you later dies from a black hole that destroyed the solar system and then proceed to emit Hawking Radiation.

I wish for Shrek 5.

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Romextly
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Postby Romextly » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:34 pm

Ayverin wrote:Granted, nothing happens but you later dies from a black hole that destroyed the solar system and then proceed to emit Hawking Radiation.

I wish for Shrek 5.

Granted. It's only onions taking a bath in mud

I wish for us to all have shoes that are great in a good environment for shoes
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:24 am

Granted, all shoes all already great in a good environment for shoes, so nothing happens.


I wish that my chromebook is faster.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:31 am

Granted, it grows legs and runs away.

I wish for the person below to write their wish and my corruption in a haiku.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:27 pm

Prusmia wrote:I wish for the person below to write their wish and my corruption in a haiku.


(Since you said that it had to be in a haiku, and not just in haiku format, I had to combine both corruption and wish into one haiku. BN, take note).

Granted. Wish is fouled.
I thus wish that the crises
Right here would end soon.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:29 pm

Granted, but since you did a haiku, all of humanity speak Japanese

Eh, I wish I have object manipulation meaning I can manipulate any substance, lifeform and anything in the universe.

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Miku the Based
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Ex-Nation

Postby Miku the Based » Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:45 pm

Granted given what is done by the object is done to you.


I wish for clothing at the soup store.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:08 pm

Granted, but you didn't specify what clothing so it'll be dirty and smelly clothing that will prevent customers from entering the store and soon an economic depression occurs.

I wish for world annihilation

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Buchania
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Founded: Feb 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buchania » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:11 pm

Granted, the world is rebuilt

I wish for a cookie
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:28 pm

Buchania wrote:Granted, the world is rebuilt

I wish for a cookie

Granted, it's from the nuclear winter that occurred at the wish.

I wish Niger would be renamed to Western Chad

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Miku the Based
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Postby Miku the Based » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:38 pm

Wish granted now Niger Annexed By chad, and there's a east north south.


I wish for africa to be chad
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:41 pm

Miku the Based wrote:Wish granted now Niger Annexed By chad, and there's a east north south.


I wish for africa to be chad

Granted, but a great war occurred called the Chad-Nigger war

I want muffin to die because ASDFmovie

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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Wed Feb 24, 2021 7:18 am

*nom nom* Grw- sorwy I jwust ate a muffin and I have some left in my mouth. Anyways granted, the muffin from ASFD has died but has not been eaten, he has gone without purpose.

I wish for the post below to say cheese.

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:11 am

Say cheese! *click* I'll just be off enjoying this very unflattering picture of you.


I wish for the BN's wish to be a metaphor.
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Babalabuska
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Postby Babalabuska » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:12 am

Granted.


I wish it started raining cats and dogs over AU who forced my wish to be a metaphor.
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Abbeyverne
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Founded: Jun 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abbeyverne » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:15 am

Babalabuska wrote:Granted.


I wish it started raining cats and dogs over AU who forced my wish to be a metaphor.


Granted, but they are soft and cuddly.

I wish my nation's military was 10 times it's current size.

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“...My only complaint is that this guy seems to have plot armor thicker than the hull of a battleship. What’s this Holy Grail thing, anyway? I tried looking it up using foreign information networks but I kept seeing footage of knights being butchered by a rabbit... I don’t think that was a legitimate source.”

...and Josephus sorta started a nuclear war, so I'll just ignore the fact that Kakistopia has almost 50% of deaths due in some part to the God-Empress, and I'll also ignore that Josephus XII was raised as a child-soldier, and I'll say Josephus is the more horrible leader.

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Buchania
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Ex-Nation

Postby Buchania » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:53 pm

Granted, this causes your people to hate you

I wish for cheems as my pet

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