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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:32 am

Granted, it's now replaced with cringy Fortnite video.

I wish the world isn't corrupt

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Feb 19, 2021 6:15 am

Ayverin wrote:I wish the world isn't corrupt


Granted. But that's only because it's now Judgment Day, and God has destroyed everything and everyone, and now raises up from the dead only those who were faithful to Jesus and His Word, and has purified His believers from their original sin which corrupted everyone from the inside. The rest go to hell.

I wish the Kraken had defeated the Swamp Monster. Let the reader understand.
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:18 am

Granted, the kraken does this by picking up your house and throwing it at the swamp monster.


I wish for some snow.
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United Interuniversal Federation
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Postby United Interuniversal Federation » Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:24 am

Window Land wrote:Granted, the kraken does this by picking up your house and throwing it at the swamp monster.


I wish for some snow.


Granted, however the snow is slushy and made of water from the Citarum river, and it has discoloration from road salt, dog urine, and sand.

I wish to get out of debt,
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Celestial Wave
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Postby Celestial Wave » Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:24 am

Granted! You're snowed in, your power goes out, and you have to use your gas stove for warmth (assuming you have one)

ninja'd: Your parents help pay your debt, but now you have to take care of the personally until they die.

I wish for a Wacom Cintiq Pro 32 drawing tablet.
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United Interuniversal Federation
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Postby United Interuniversal Federation » Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:26 am

Celestial Wave wrote:Granted! You're snowed in, your power goes out, and you have to use your gas stove for warmth (assuming you have one)

I wish for a Wacom Cintiq Pro 32 drawing tablet.


Granted, but the person in charge of delivering it to your house was having a really bad day and it arrives as a pile of shards of what used to be the drawing tablet.

I wish for a more aesthetically pleasing flag that isnt crooked.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:11 am

Gran... ERROR WISH IS TOO PERFECT. WORLD IS NOT COMPATIBLE. REBOOTING...... REBOOTING SUCCESSFUL

I wish for a sword that in one swing create something the wielder think off and the wielder is me.

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United Interuniversal Federation
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Postby United Interuniversal Federation » Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:10 pm

Ayverin wrote:Gran... ERROR WISH IS TOO PERFECT. WORLD IS NOT COMPATIBLE. REBOOTING...... REBOOTING SUCCESSFUL

I wish for a sword that in one swing create something the wielder think off and the wielder is me.


Granted. You receive your sword but you read a creepypasta and your subconcious mind creates eldrich abominations that slowly destroy the world around you as well as you, agonizingly slow. You are driven to madness in the process.

I wish for the ability to make a more aesthetically pleasing flag.

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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:06 am

United Interuniversal Federation wrote:
Ayverin wrote:Gran... ERROR WISH IS TOO PERFECT. WORLD IS NOT COMPATIBLE. REBOOTING...... REBOOTING SUCCESSFUL

I wish for a sword that in one swing create something the wielder think off and the wielder is me.


Granted. You receive your sword but you read a creepypasta and your subconcious mind creates eldrich abominations that slowly destroy the world around you as well as you, agonizingly slow. You are driven to madness in the process.

I wish for the ability to make a more aesthetically pleasing flag.

Granted, you made this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_M ... consin.svg

Eh since I'm bored I wish I have a time machine.

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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Feb 21, 2021 2:09 am

Granted, but this time machine will only take you to one time period. Victorian England! Get ready for industrial revolution pollution, cholera, and all the other nasty diseases that England experienced 100 years ago. Oh, and there is no reverse button


I wish for snow
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Hoyerlay
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Postby Hoyerlay » Sun Feb 21, 2021 2:19 am

Granted. You die in a snowstorm.

I wish I was immortal

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A z a n i a
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Postby A z a n i a » Sun Feb 21, 2021 2:21 am

Granted. You outlive each and every single person you care for. You also have a front-row seat to mankind's eventual self-destruction.


I wish I had a pack of ostrich biltong.
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United Interuniversal Federation
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Postby United Interuniversal Federation » Sun Feb 21, 2021 2:26 pm

A z a n i a wrote:Granted. You outlive each and every single person you care for. You also have a front-row seat to mankind's eventual self-destruction.


I wish I had a pack of ostrich biltong.


Granted, you drop it in the dirt, burn it, a deer urinates all over it, and then you accidentally eat it, contracting a parasite that eats you from the inside out.

I wish for lego bricks that match the colors of the projects im working on.

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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Sun Feb 21, 2021 6:36 pm

United Interuniversal Federation wrote:
A z a n i a wrote:Granted. You outlive each and every single person you care for. You also have a front-row seat to mankind's eventual self-destruction.


I wish I had a pack of ostrich biltong.


Granted, you drop it in the dirt, burn it, a deer urinates all over it, and then you accidentally eat it, contracting a parasite that eats you from the inside out.

I wish for lego bricks that match the colors of the projects im working on.

Granted, since I don't know what project you're working on I've made them invisible, enjoy stepping on them.

Eh, alot of wishes have it's downsides such as boredom when you become a god or the decapitation when you're immortal so I want the most perfect sandwich that wouldn't make me commit suicide and I can summon it every time, everywhere I want.

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Adeco
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Postby Adeco » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:28 pm

Granted, panhandlers are now knocking on your door at all hours of the night asking for a buffet.

I wish I was more productive.

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Wochaystein
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Postby Wochaystein » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:34 pm

Adeco wrote:Granted, panhandlers are now knocking on your door at all hours of the night asking for a buffet.

I wish I was more productive.

Granted, you are forced to become a superhero who is obliged to fix the people's everyday and mundane problems.

I wish the top students were here to help me with my project.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:53 pm

Wochaystein wrote:
Adeco wrote:Granted, panhandlers are now knocking on your door at all hours of the night asking for a buffet.

I wish I was more productive.

Granted, you are forced to become a superhero who is obliged to fix the people's everyday and mundane problems.

I wish the top students were here to help me with my project.

Granted, it's Adolf Hitler.

I wish to be Slenderman because I'm bored.

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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
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Postby Prusmia » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:30 am

Granted, you are now a slender man who is morbidly lightweight.

I wish for the next person to write their post as if they wanted to speak to a manager.

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Garkland
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Postby Garkland » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:43 am

Prusmia wrote:Granted, you are now a slender man who is morbidly lightweight.

I wish for the next person to write their post as if they wanted to speak to a manager.



Granted, Now my son here cannot have food that has not been cooked for 5 minutes!!! I will revolt and get your manager because your service is just terrible. And no I will not wear a mask... give me a refund now!!!!

I wish that I could know what's it's like to be like a dog for a day

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And Spaces
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Postby And Spaces » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:47 am

Granted! But you'll actually be a dog forever

I wish for world peace.
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Postby Garkland » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:48 am

And Spaces wrote:Granted! But you'll actually be a dog forever

I wish for world peace.



Hey being a dog forever doesn't sound too bad actually ;) :lol2:

/skip

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And Spaces
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Postby And Spaces » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:52 am

/stillme
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:54 am

And Spaces wrote:Granted! But you'll actually be a dog forever

I wish for world peace.

Granted, it lasts for 12 seconds before everyone nukes each other.

I wish for the person above me to eat a block of cheese within the next 24 hours.

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And Spaces
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Postby And Spaces » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:55 am

/shamelessbump
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NEWS:The alliance between Britain and France collapses as the skirmishes in Africa erupt into conflicts and independence movements coup the colonies -- Donald Trump Jr. sworn in as president of the East Coast Republic -- Ok Gen X meme takes the internet by storm
Joe Biden, LGBT Rights, Gun Control, Gender Equality, Centrism, World Peace
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Donald Trump
Became a communist country through a revolution, due to soviet revolutions. Contains most of Romania, and also built artificial mountains to prevent enemies from coming. Had another civil war which is why there is a multi-party system with mostly 4 parties. Current Year: 2041
A 16.8 civilization, according to this index.

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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:55 am

And Spaces wrote:/stillme

Hop too it!

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