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Nova Bromelia
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Founded: Dec 23, 2020
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:57 am

Granted! Nothing appears to change.

On an unrelated note: next morning you discover that both your pet hamsters have mysteriously died. Possibly because their water reservoir is empty, even though you are certain that you had just refilled it. Oh, and the poor creatures appear to be drained of all their blood.

The good news is that the plant looks very healthy, it even grew flowers, overnight! Bright, red flowers. Lots of them.

But, this wish did not get corrupted. Probably. Although you may want to keep your bedroom door closed tight before you go to sleep ;-)


I wish I could see one year into the future.
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
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The Republic Of Williamsburg
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Founded: Dec 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic Of Williamsburg » Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:29 am

Granted the future is so insane and horrifying you always have nightmares of it.
I wish to have my self go to heaven.
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Sierra Grand
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Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:53 am

Granted you now die in your happiest moment


I wish I had proof God does not exist
I can speak Belgian French, just don't expect me to read you War and Peace
Oh and it's Septante-Sept not whatever the friggin french say
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Bolslania
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bolslania » Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:02 am

Wish granted, God does not exist but instead all holidays are removed in a secularization movement.



I wish that Melvin capital and Robinhood get punished for their Wall Street fiasco
SDP Candidate Bonifác Kočí has won the elections, succeeding Margaret DeFrey as President. Kočí promises a revamped education and healthcare system amongst complaints of inefficiency.

Basically a Technocratic Constitutional Republic that encompasses all of western Europe + Baltics and Scandinavia, set in 2050's. Also the German Kaiser is still around, but he has no power and I aint a monarchist.


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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Feb 04, 2021 8:02 am

Granted, Robin Hood and his Merry Band of Outlaws, one of whom is apparently Melvin Capitol, get arrested after stealing a large amount of money from wall street to give to the poor, and everybody hates you for tipping off to the police.


I wish for a faster internet connection.
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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:11 am

Gr....an....ted...? Hm. Your connection actually seems slower today. By a LOT. Then your phone rings, it is that horrible, horrible braggart of a guy from across the street.

"Hey, Window Land! Guess what? Somehow my internet connection has become crazy fast! I don't know why, but I felt the urge to let you know. So, er, well, bye, I guess! loooooosaaaaaaaah!"

(Over the next couple of weeks, he is going to use his 10 Tb of bandwith to setup his computer as a download server though, and he is 100% going to get caught and sued for millions of dollars of damage, so all's well that ends... corrupted :p )


I wish I could walk on water.
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This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
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Postby Ayverin » Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:06 pm

Granted, but you didn't specify what type of water so I made you walk on only humans because their body consist of 60% water and you drown in an attempt to walk on water in the swimming pool




I wish WW3 would happen.

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The Modern German Kaiserreich
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Founded: Feb 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Modern German Kaiserreich » Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:18 pm

Granted, the world gets nuked into oblivion, congratulations you sick warmonger...

I wish I was a textbook chad, the kinda guy that every woman wants to marry.
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Ittonia
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Postby Ittonia » Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:06 am

Granted! You'll get married with a woman while being the boyfriend of another,they get to know this and now you're single.
Oh,and with time,these women will spread the voice of what a horrible husband/boyfriend you are and every woman will hate you.


I wish to know how to do WIPs
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From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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Polish PR
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Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:45 am

Granted, but find that one minute before your death.







I wish the Warsaw Pact won the Cold War.
Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:10 am

Polish PR wrote:Granted, but find that one minute before your death.







I wish the Warsaw Pact won the Cold War.

Granted, I'm actually preferring this scenario so the Warsaw Pact will bring in a new golden age.
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I wish the German Empire won the First World War

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Bolslania
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bolslania » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:49 am

Wish granted, Germany wins the war, the Peace Treaty is not brutal and the Great Depression is avoided. Hitler becomes a political party leader but never rises to the level of power he attained. However, The Soviet Union and the German Empire have a Cold War




I wish that the Japanese had surrendered before it was deemed necessary to use Nuclear weapons.
SDP Candidate Bonifác Kočí has won the elections, succeeding Margaret DeFrey as President. Kočí promises a revamped education and healthcare system amongst complaints of inefficiency.

Basically a Technocratic Constitutional Republic that encompasses all of western Europe + Baltics and Scandinavia, set in 2050's. Also the German Kaiser is still around, but he has no power and I aint a monarchist.


If you have questions/comments/concerns about how I am conducting myself on a forum/RP, please let me know and I will correct my behavior, thanks!

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Sierra Grand
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Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:50 am

Granted, they nuke the surrendered country
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I wish to arrest every single criminal in the world
I can speak Belgian French, just don't expect me to read you War and Peace
Oh and it's Septante-Sept not whatever the friggin french say
This is GRAND 13, Sierra Grand's State News      <|||>   Major Riots in Port Elisabeth have led to the loss of 50 Gendarmerie Officers and 2 Tanks were blown up | Military Force is now being used by Gendarmerie and Palace Security Force | Please clear all areas with Gendarmerie vans   <|||>GENDARMERIE NATIONALE: All Units to Port Elisabeth, Equip Riot Gear, Counter-Riot Vans to Centre 14
Strongly: Pro Choice, Anti-Fascist, Pro Socialism, Free Healthcare/Education, Anti-Corruption, Atheist but tolerant of other religions (no bigotry though), Social Equality (Races, Gender, LGBTQ+, etc.)

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Theberstan
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Founded: Jul 09, 2020
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Postby Theberstan » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:51 am

Granted. Bloody wars are still waged.

I wish Bethesda would get on to making Fallout 5

Edit: Ninja’d
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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:22 am

Theberstan wrote:Granted. Bloody wars are still waged.

I wish Bethesda would get on to making Fallout 5

Edit: Ninja’d

Granted! In reponse to a "spoof a computer game contest", all the computer savvy kids of Bethesda, Maryland, get together for one whole week to work on a brand new RPG! To prod the company named after their town, they call it "Fallout 5".

And, sure, it is just a text game with the occasional fruity connect-three puzzle to simulate "combat", and, sure, there may be some malware hidden in the code. But, hey, Bethesda got it done!


I wish every human became vegan.
(which is already a bit of a corrupted wish, since I would have to become vegan, too. But, I trust you guys to make it worse than even that :D )
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
Black Lives Matter.

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The Mojave Expedition
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Founded: Jan 29, 2021
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Postby The Mojave Expedition » Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:26 am

Nova Bromelia wrote:
Theberstan wrote:Granted. Bloody wars are still waged.

I wish Bethesda would get on to making Fallout 5

Edit: Ninja’d

Granted! In reponse to a "spoof a computer game contest", all the computer savvy kids of Bethesda, Maryland, get together for one whole week to work on a brand new RPG! To prod the company named after their town, they call it "Fallout 5".

And, sure, it is just a text game with the occasional fruity connect-three puzzle to simulate "combat", and, sure, there may be some malware hidden in the code. But, hey, Bethesda got it done!


I wish every human became vegan.
(which is already a bit of a corrupted wish, since I would have to become vegan, too. But, I trust you guys to make it worse than even that :D )



Granted. Without anyone to eat cows, they become sentient and rebellious a la Far Side and humanity is plunged into eternal war against cows.

I wish for Denny Hamlin to win the 2021 Nascar Cup Championship

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:07 pm

The Mojave Expedition wrote:I wish for Denny Hamlin to win the 2021 Nascar Cup Championship


Granted. But he wins by cheating, so he has his title stripped of him in great humiliation.

I wish that those detailed by the new explosive Time article glorifying the "shadow cabal" and "conspiracy" behind the 2020 election were all arrested and had to serve hard time in Guantanamo.

https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-el ... =110717147
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Ittonia
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Postby Ittonia » Sat Feb 06, 2021 1:37 pm

Granted,but after some days they're free and never going to be arrested again




I wish for my aquarium to never get dirty and the fish feed themselves
Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
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Postby Ayverin » Sun Feb 07, 2021 12:31 am

Ittonia wrote:Granted,but after some days they're free and never going to be arrested again




I wish for my aquarium to never get dirty and the fish feed themselves

Granted, now the fish have turned to cannibalism to survive and the water is always filled with blood.




I wish Islam is the dominant religion

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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Sun Feb 07, 2021 4:24 am

Well, it already is, in many places, isn't it.

But, with a whoosh... nothing happens in Saudi-Arabia, nothing happens in Iran, or anywhere in the Islamic world.

But outside of it, a miracle happens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI

And suddenly, everywhere (else) there is turmoil! Christians, Hindus, Shinto's, Buddhists, Sikhs, Zoroastrians, Wiccans, Asatri, and even New Agers, all sink to their knees with pale faces and tears in their eyes, crying "Oh, no, it was all a lie, there are no gods, what have I been doing with my life!"

And, overnight, there is just one religion left: Islam. Most people in the world are atheists now, though.



I wish people would stop making reality TV-shows
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atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
Black Lives Matter.

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Ittonia
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Postby Ittonia » Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:47 am

Granted! but all the people who worked making them have no job now,and ,my god,I can't believe it,the unemployment rate in the world has never been so low!It will be very difficult to solve this crisis,and all the income which came from reality shows is just gone,looks like another "great depression" is on the way.But hey! There are no more reality shows!








I wish for Google Translate to be more accurate
Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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Aurevbush
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:51 am

Ittonia wrote:Granted! but all the people who worked making them have no job now,and ,my god,I can't believe it,the unemployment rate in the world has never been so low!It will be very difficult to solve this crisis,and all the income which came from reality shows is just gone,looks like another "great depression" is on the way.But hey! There are no more reality shows!








I wish for Google Translate to be more accurate

Granted, Google overworks their editors to make sure their translating services are up to date and without flaw.


I wish I could compliment any girl and I would receive an instant kiss on the mouth.
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Indolos
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Postby Indolos » Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:58 am

Granted, now your mouth has fused with the mouth of every single girl

I wish for Spacex to dismantle their Starlink project

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A z a n i a
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Postby A z a n i a » Sun Feb 07, 2021 4:03 pm

Granted. Having no way to recover a vast majority of the money spent on the project at this point, SpaceX goes bankrupt. Space exploration is set back decades.


I wish that Jesus was a swashbuckling pirate.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:00 pm

A z a n i a wrote:Granted. Having no way to recover a vast majority of the money spent on the project at this point, SpaceX goes bankrupt. Space exploration is set back decades.


I wish that Jesus was a swashbuckling pirate.

Granted, now Islam is the dominant religion.


I wish Hitler cured cancer and his cure is widely distributed and the world is cured of cancer with no side-effect at all and Hitler became the General Secretary of the unified Earth.

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