Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Nova Bromelia]

Granted! Nothing appears to change.

On an unrelated note: next morning you discover that both your pet hamsters have mysteriously died. Possibly because their water reservoir is empty, even though you are certain that you had just refilled it. Oh, and the poor creatures appear to be drained of all their blood.

The good news is that the plant looks very healthy, it even grew flowers, overnight! Bright, red flowers. Lots of them.

But, this wish did not get corrupted. Probably. Although you may want to keep your bedroom door closed tight before you go to sleep ;-)


I wish I could see one year into the future.

[The Republic Of Williamsburg]

Granted the future is so insane and horrifying you always have nightmares of it.
I wish to have my self go to heaven.

[Sierra Grand]

Granted you now die in your happiest moment

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I wish I had proof God does not exist

[Bolslania]

Wish granted, God does not exist but instead all holidays are removed in a secularization movement.

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I wish that Melvin capital and Robinhood get punished for their Wall Street fiasco

[Window Land]

Granted, Robin Hood and his Merry Band of Outlaws, one of whom is apparently Melvin Capitol, get arrested after stealing a large amount of money from wall street to give to the poor, and everybody hates you for tipping off to the police.


I wish for a faster internet connection.

[Nova Bromelia]

Gr....an....ted...? Hm. Your connection actually seems slower today. By a LOT. Then your phone rings, it is that horrible, horrible braggart of a guy from across the street.

"Hey, Window Land! Guess what? Somehow my internet connection has become crazy fast! I don't know why, but I felt the urge to let you know. So, er, well, bye, I guess! loooooosaaaaaaaah!"

(Over the next couple of weeks, he is going to use his 10 Tb of bandwith to setup his computer as a download server though, and he is 100% going to get caught and sued for millions of dollars of damage, so all's well that ends... corrupted )


I wish I could walk on water.

[Ayverin]

Granted, but you didn't specify what type of water so I made you walk on only humans because their body consist of 60% water and you drown in an attempt to walk on water in the swimming pool

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I wish WW3 would happen.

[The Modern German Kaiserreich]

Granted, the world gets nuked into oblivion, congratulations you sick warmonger...

I wish I was a textbook chad, the kinda guy that every woman wants to marry.

[Ittonia]

Granted! You'll get married with a woman while being the boyfriend of another,they get to know this and now you're single.
Oh,and with time,these women will spread the voice of what a horrible husband/boyfriend you are and every woman will hate you.


I wish to know how to do WIPs

[Polish PR]

Granted, but find that one minute before your death.







I wish the Warsaw Pact won the Cold War.

[Ayverin]

Granted, but find that one minute before your death.







I wish the Warsaw Pact won the Cold War.

Granted, I'm actually preferring this scenario so the Warsaw Pact will bring in a new golden age.
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I wish the German Empire won the First World War

[Bolslania]

Wish granted, Germany wins the war, the Peace Treaty is not brutal and the Great Depression is avoided. Hitler becomes a political party leader but never rises to the level of power he attained. However, The Soviet Union and the German Empire have a Cold War

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I wish that the Japanese had surrendered before it was deemed necessary to use Nuclear weapons.

[Sierra Grand]

Granted, they nuke the surrendered country
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I wish to arrest every single criminal in the world

[Theberstan]

Granted. Bloody wars are still waged.

I wish Bethesda would get on to making Fallout 5

Edit: Ninja’d

[Nova Bromelia]

Granted. Bloody wars are still waged.

I wish Bethesda would get on to making Fallout 5

Edit: Ninja’d

Granted! In reponse to a "spoof a computer game contest", all the computer savvy kids of Bethesda, Maryland, get together for one whole week to work on a brand new RPG! To prod the company named after their town, they call it "Fallout 5".

And, sure, it is just a text game with the occasional fruity connect-three puzzle to simulate "combat", and, sure, there may be some malware hidden in the code. But, hey, Bethesda got it done!


I wish every human became vegan.
(which is already a bit of a corrupted wish, since I would have to become vegan, too. But, I trust you guys to make it worse than even that )

[The Mojave Expedition]

Granted. Bloody wars are still waged.

I wish Bethesda would get on to making Fallout 5

Edit: Ninja’d

Granted! In reponse to a "spoof a computer game contest", all the computer savvy kids of Bethesda, Maryland, get together for one whole week to work on a brand new RPG! To prod the company named after their town, they call it "Fallout 5".

And, sure, it is just a text game with the occasional fruity connect-three puzzle to simulate "combat", and, sure, there may be some malware hidden in the code. But, hey, Bethesda got it done!


I wish every human became vegan.
(which is already a bit of a corrupted wish, since I would have to become vegan, too. But, I trust you guys to make it worse than even that )

Granted. Without anyone to eat cows, they become sentient and rebellious a la Far Side and humanity is plunged into eternal war against cows.

I wish for Denny Hamlin to win the 2021 Nascar Cup Championship

[Talchyon]

I wish for Denny Hamlin to win the 2021 Nascar Cup Championship

Granted. But he wins by cheating, so he has his title stripped of him in great humiliation.

I wish that those detailed by the new explosive Time article glorifying the "shadow cabal" and "conspiracy" behind the 2020 election were all arrested and had to serve hard time in Guantanamo.

https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-el ... =110717147

[Ittonia]

Granted,but after some days they're free and never going to be arrested again




I wish for my aquarium to never get dirty and the fish feed themselves

[Ayverin]

Granted,but after some days they're free and never going to be arrested again




I wish for my aquarium to never get dirty and the fish feed themselves

Granted, now the fish have turned to cannibalism to survive and the water is always filled with blood.

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I wish Islam is the dominant religion

[Nova Bromelia]

Well, it already is, in many places, isn't it.

But, with a whoosh... nothing happens in Saudi-Arabia, nothing happens in Iran, or anywhere in the Islamic world.

But outside of it, a miracle happens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI

And suddenly, everywhere (else) there is turmoil! Christians, Hindus, Shinto's, Buddhists, Sikhs, Zoroastrians, Wiccans, Asatri, and even New Agers, all sink to their knees with pale faces and tears in their eyes, crying "Oh, no, it was all a lie, there are no gods, what have I been doing with my life!"

And, overnight, there is just one religion left: Islam. Most people in the world are atheists now, though.



I wish people would stop making reality TV-shows

[Ittonia]

Granted! but all the people who worked making them have no job now,and ,my god,I can't believe it,the unemployment rate in the world has never been so low!It will be very difficult to solve this crisis,and all the income which came from reality shows is just gone,looks like another "great depression" is on the way.But hey! There are no more reality shows!








I wish for Google Translate to be more accurate

[Aurevbush]

Granted! but all the people who worked making them have no job now,and ,my god,I can't believe it,the unemployment rate in the world has never been so low!It will be very difficult to solve this crisis,and all the income which came from reality shows is just gone,looks like another "great depression" is on the way.But hey! There are no more reality shows!








I wish for Google Translate to be more accurate

Granted, Google overworks their editors to make sure their translating services are up to date and without flaw.


I wish I could compliment any girl and I would receive an instant kiss on the mouth.

[Indolos]

Granted, now your mouth has fused with the mouth of every single girl

I wish for Spacex to dismantle their Starlink project

[A z a n i a]

Granted. Having no way to recover a vast majority of the money spent on the project at this point, SpaceX goes bankrupt. Space exploration is set back decades.

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I wish that Jesus was a swashbuckling pirate.

[Ayverin]

Granted. Having no way to recover a vast majority of the money spent on the project at this point, SpaceX goes bankrupt. Space exploration is set back decades.

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I wish that Jesus was a swashbuckling pirate.

Granted, now Islam is the dominant religion.

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I wish Hitler cured cancer and his cure is widely distributed and the world is cured of cancer with no side-effect at all and Hitler became the General Secretary of the unified Earth.