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The Nationalist Republic of China
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Founded: Jan 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nationalist Republic of China » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:31 am

Granted, half your face goes missing and your head is now permanently facing 90 degrees away from the rest of your body. The pink singlet becomes part of your body, as does the pants and neon green shoes and yellow hair. Your fingers are now unable to leave the position they currently are in as shown by the picture.




I just wish to be loved by someone I have a crush on.
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Bolslania
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Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bolslania » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:35 am

Wish granted, they love you but they are incredibly obsessive and controlling.



I wish that I wasn't afraid of heights
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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:39 am

Granted, you are now afraid of being too low to the ground.

I wish to own all the worlds cheese.

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:48 am

Granted but you now are allergic to cheese.


I wish for lunch.
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Tranzoria
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Tranzoria » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:50 am

Wish granted. You get some Rat-poison Cheese and a Glass of Cyanide.


I wish Covid disappeared, like that.
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Bolslania
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bolslania » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:53 am

Wish granted, but the covid bacteria in people absorbs some part of the infected as it disappears, removing the lungs of many people.




I wish that the ice cream machines at McDonald's worked
SDP Candidate Bonifác Kočí has won the elections, succeeding Margaret DeFrey as President. Kočí promises a revamped education and healthcare system amongst complaints of inefficiency.

Basically a Technocratic Constitutional Republic that encompasses all of western Europe + Baltics and Scandinavia, set in 2050's. Also the German Kaiser is still around, but he has no power and I aint a monarchist.


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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:55 am

Granted, Covid has disappeared, bringing those afflicted with it.

I wish to own Europa.

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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
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Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:55 am

Granted but they serve bug ice cream and when you use the they force feed you it for the rest of your life

I wish that i don't need this wish
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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:58 am

I don't remember wishing for ice cream.

/skip

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Bolslania
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Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bolslania » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:00 am

Prusmia wrote:I don't remember wishing for ice cream.

/skip


You got ninja'd by yours truly /skip
SDP Candidate Bonifác Kočí has won the elections, succeeding Margaret DeFrey as President. Kočí promises a revamped education and healthcare system amongst complaints of inefficiency.

Basically a Technocratic Constitutional Republic that encompasses all of western Europe + Baltics and Scandinavia, set in 2050's. Also the German Kaiser is still around, but he has no power and I aint a monarchist.


If you have questions/comments/concerns about how I am conducting myself on a forum/RP, please let me know and I will correct my behavior, thanks!

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Babalabuska
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Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:17 pm

I wish I could find a mermaid at a beach and start a world famous sushi shop.
Some people just can't resist

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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
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Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:21 pm

Babalabuska wrote:I wish I could find a mermaid at a beach and start a world famous sushi shop.
The mermaid serves you as sushi i wish to be immortal
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Sierra Grand
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Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:23 pm

You are now non-existant therefore you can not die

I wish to not get Exocet M39 Ground Launched Missiled
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Broader Confederate States
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Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Broader Confederate States » Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:48 pm

wish granted. you get regular shot instead.

every night, before i go to sleep, i deeply wish i could wake up tomorrow with a completely different body.
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Wed Feb 03, 2021 7:10 pm

Granted, now you're an insomniac bat.


I wish anyone and when I mean anyone I meant any living or died organism can wish anything and the wish granting entities can't corrupt those wishes or even tweak them and if someone tries to unwish this the wish granting entities can't grant it. NO LOOPHOLES, and I in the multiverse, omniverse or just essentially everything wished for it.

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Apabeossie
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Founded: Jun 04, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Apabeossie » Wed Feb 03, 2021 7:44 pm

Granted. Except every wish you ever could do was already antiwished by someone else. They can't grant your wish :(

What a cruel universe. If this is against what you said at least make the thing easier to read :P




I wish for 5 non-dark fun facts every day.
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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:38 pm

Apabeossie wrote:I wish for 5 non-dark fun facts every day.


Granted. But they're all about colonoscopies. No one wants to hear about it.

I wish bacon cured illnesses.
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Novostia
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Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novostia » Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:06 pm

Granted, humans evolved to be so reliant on bacon their immune system are severely weakened




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Ittonia
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Founded: Aug 10, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ittonia » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:10 am

Granted,but you'll never know how it works




I wish to have a pet sparrow
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Nova Bromelia
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Founded: Dec 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nova Bromelia » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:30 am

Granted! Of course, the sparrow brings along a couple dozen friends, as sparrows do. The incessant tsjilping does not bother you much, you like sparrows, after all. But it drives your neighbours completely insane.

Turns out, this was all just a coincidence, though. Your doorbell rings, and it is not a screaming neighbour this time, but a really pretty, affectionate young lady, who announces, in a vaguely Eastern-European accent, that she is now your pet.

Turns out, she is a "sparrow", trained by the Russian Secret Service. The CIA is hot on her heels, and she really needed a place to hide. American authorities now have some serious questions to ask you, since you are "obviously" an accomplice.




I wish people littered less.
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Broader Confederate States
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Broader Confederate States » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:31 am

Ayverin wrote:Granted, now you're an insomniac bat.

i'll take it.
/skip
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Thu Feb 04, 2021 2:02 am

Nova Bromelia wrote:Granted! Of course, the sparrow brings along a couple dozen friends, as sparrows do. The incessant tsjilping does not bother you much, you like sparrows, after all. But it drives your neighbours completely insane.

Turns out, this was all just a coincidence, though. Your doorbell rings, and it is not a screaming neighbour this time, but a really pretty, affectionate young lady, who announces, in a vaguely Eastern-European accent, that she is now your pet.

Turns out, she is a "sparrow", trained by the Russian Secret Service. The CIA is hot on her heels, and she really needed a place to hide. American authorities now have some serious questions to ask you, since you are "obviously" an accomplice.




I wish people littered less.

Granted, now they throw all their trash at you.


I wish anyone and when I mean anyone I meant any living or died organism can wish anything and the wish granting entities can't corrupt those wishes or even tweak them and if someone tries to unwish this the wish granting entities can't grant it. NO LOOPHOLES, and I in the multiverse, omniverse or just essentially everything wished for it and that nothing and I mean anything in the universe can't unwish it.

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Kromi
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Founded: Mar 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kromi » Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:20 am

Granted, if nobody can corrupt a wish on this thread; no one will want to wish on this thread due to it being boring as the fun part is gone. What you're basically wishing is similar to that of making “Corrupt a Wish” threads illegal due to what I predict will happen based on this wish. This thread does not actually grant real wishes, so your wish is insignificant and so is everyone else's.




I wish people would stop wishing for the same thing.
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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
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Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:26 am

Granted now they all wish you were dead or that you would shut up and they kill you
I wish for 30 HK416 and 9 M4A1 and 10000000000 of every grenade launcher
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FenexOrg
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Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby FenexOrg » Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:36 am

Granted, you are now slowly suffocating under a sea of grenade launchers.


I wish that my plant would water itself.
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