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Antipodea Australis
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Antipodea Australis » Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:36 am

Granted. Your reflexes are so hyperstimualted that even a pin drop will send you backflipping across the room with the instant fight or flight response. This proves quite a challenge for job interviews or exams.

I wish time would modify itself so I always get a full nights sleep even if it would be physically impossible (i.e. fall asleep at 1am and get up at 5:00am, I still get 8 hours) in a way that I wouldn't age whilst getting these extra hours so I'd still live my normal life span.
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THE DREAMTIME STATE OF ANTIPODEA
"The Bells of Hell are ringing, and they let loose the cry of Antipodea."
Esoteric Ultranationalist Burgundian System Hyperborean-style quasi-anarchic Australia
Come for the classic old-world vintage Australian towns, stay because you ventured too far into the lawless, third-world shithole level, bush-gang-ruled, concentration camp filled wasteland in between
An esoteric "primordial" ultranationalist quasi-anarchic state centered around the construction of an white "Antipodean" racial identity, stealing aboriginal mythos as its own, and the reclamation of their mythical ancient civilisation which never existed.

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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:21 am

granted! you do however, get horrible nightmares and are known as "that guy who wets his pants all the time" and are socially ostracized

I wish that the Armenian genocide never happened because turkey didn't join the central powers during ww1
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:06 am

Granted! Instead of Turkey, Russia stays in the League of Three emperors and the Central Powers win. Britain and France are humiliated and lose their Colonies. The US never becomes a superpower.
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Could I have a cup of fresh and clean of other things Peppermint tea without consequences?
Member of ICDN
Still working on all of my factbooks

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Nevertopia
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Posts: 1891
Founded: May 27, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nevertopia » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:10 am

Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes wrote:Granted! Instead of Turkey, Russia stays in the League of Three emperors and the Central Powers win. Britain and France are humiliated and lose their Colonies. The US never becomes a superpower.
Could I have a cup of fresh and clean of other things Peppermint tea without consequences?

granted, you get a cup of water.


I wish for a 3-cheese cheese pizza.
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Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 13.2
Tier 6.5: Digital Discoverer | Level 4: Able Acolyte | Type 5.5: Regional Regent
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.
Black Lives Matter

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Shin-Makai
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Shin-Makai » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:15 am

Granted, it's three whole blocks of cheese stacked on top of a thin layer of round bread.


I wish that my dad would come back from the milk store.
鬼 It is the year 1,564 C.E. and Japan is on Fire 鬼
Shin-Makai is an empire that was born out of the ashes of an old hell. The nation has recently undergone a series of reforms aimed at making sure that it turns into a land that isn't hellbent on torturing its citizens. Yet even so, the ambitions of the Demon Emperor lies even outside its borders.
毎日魔界
Government to start work on developing ports in Ryūkyū. | Fierce debate in Imperial Palace sparked by planned implementation of trade edict. | Green 南蛮 rōnin found to be responsible for disappearances near border village, carries what appears to be an enchanted ōzutsu. | Mysterious purple portal to have appeared in a gorge. His Majesty to send out a detachment to investigate. | Local Oni steals a horse, picks up owner of horse.

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South Americanastan
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Posts: 340
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Sat Jan 30, 2021 10:05 am

Granted, He does not have any milk

I wish for a perfectly safe, non-poisoned, glass of water at 45 degrees fahrenheit to appear on my kitchen counter, and have no ties to any living entities of any kind.
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All around dumbass
Member of LITA and ICDN
My embassy program https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=500841
I (partially) use NS stats
This nation represents my views, deal with it

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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Envoy
 
Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:17 pm

Granted! You get a cup of tea!

Could I have a cup of fresh, perfectly safe and clean of other things Peppermint tea without consequences and it isn't just water, but actually fresh, perfectly safe and clean peppermint tea?
Member of ICDN
Still working on all of my factbooks

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Polish PR
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Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:22 pm

Granted, but you become a tea, too.






I wish simps never existed.
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Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
Civilization's class: 1.4 (according to this index)
My nation doesn't represent my RL views. It has been created for artistic purposes and is not intended to promote anything.
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Hellslayer
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: May 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellslayer » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:25 am

Granted, but without simps, key jobs are no longer filled, and the entire world collapses into anarchy.


I wish that I can instantly apprehend and stop any criminal.
"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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FenexOrg
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby FenexOrg » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:37 am

Granted, you apprehend yourself after jaywalking.


I wish that World hunger would no longer exist.
⋈ It is the year C.C. 4060 and a Storm is Brewing in the Afterlife ⋈
The Fenex Hegemony is an insurgent organization/space fleet that seeks to spreads its ideals by force and move towards overthrowing their Creator Deity. Most of the population is made up of robots, but human followers of its ideology are becoming more common and are actively encouraged. Currently locked in a three-way war with Heaven and Hell.
Voice of the Soul
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Ittonia
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Posts: 71
Founded: Aug 10, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ittonia » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:43 am

Granted,now there's enough food for everybody,MORE than enough,the average human now weighs 150kg/330lbs




I wish to have infinite wishes
Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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Window Land
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Posts: 173
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:11 am

Granted, but they can only be granted in this thread or any successors it might have.


I wish for a piano on the ground next to me.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Thialrer
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Posts: 20
Founded: May 12, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Thialrer » Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:15 am

Granted, it explodes on your face.

I wish for a whoopee cushion in a basket on the floor next to me that will not explode or do anything but make fart noises indefinitely.
NS stats are canon
Federal Christian semi-constitutional monarchy
Progressive Christian Turkic Celts
Incumbent Castellan Emperor: Arrow Knight
Incumbent Prime Minister: Nico Carter
Incumbent Archchancellor: Artemis Knight
Proudly LG(B)TQ+
Fiscally conservative
Scottish National Party
Democratic Party
He/His/Him
Highly religious Lutheran Christian
Black Lives Matter!

NEWS: Libertarian-AIP alliance gains majority in Parliament following a snap election | Arab Identity Party formed by Her Highness the Emira of Thalristan | His Castellan Majesty the Castellan Emperor declares a snap election

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Novostia
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Posts: 113
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novostia » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:12 pm

Granted, the fart noises are repeated so much you would then hate it, the constant farts will eventually drive you insane




I wish autocorrect didn’t suck ass
NS Stats Are Gay
My Views Are Trash And I Should Probably Get Sent To A Concentration Camp
Social Democrat With Right Wing Characteristics
Sapply Results
My Nation Semi-Represents My Political Views
Don’t Take Everything I Say Seriously
Pro: Liberalism, Centrism, Progressivism, Social Democracy, Neo-Liberalism, Secularism, Environmentalism, BLM (Protests), Equality (By That I Mean No Gender & Racial Bias *Cough* *Cough* Radical Feminism And Radical BLM), Freedom of Speech.
Neutral: G.O.P, Trump, Conservativism, Religion, Independence Movements, Democratic Socialism, Transhumanism, Libertarianism
Against: Radicalism, Socialism, Communism, Extremism, Nazism, BLM (Riots), Anarchism, Antifa, The Current Status Quo (USA), Censorship.

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Ayverin
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:05 am

Granted, now you're named Autocorrect and you have a weird hunger for ass




I wish the genies below me can't talk or communicate in any way.

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Polish PR
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Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:17 am

Granted, but instead of that, clowns are stalking you, in your home, forever.








I wish every man (including me) was a Chad (alpha-male).
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Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
Civilization's class: 1.4 (according to this index)
My nation doesn't represent my RL views. It has been created for artistic purposes and is not intended to promote anything.
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Year: 2021

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Terre Bretagne
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Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Terre Bretagne » Tue Feb 02, 2021 6:50 am

Granted. Every human male, including myself and you, is now located in the nation of Chad, where everyone shall enjoy starving to death and contracting malaria. Hey, if you manage to survive the absolute clusterfuck that is Subsaharan Africa (I know I won't), then you may as well gain the privilege to call yourself an "Alpha".

I wish for a Filet-O-Fish™ from McDonald's.
♔ | ♔ | ♔ KINGRIC of ENGLAND | ♦ | Land of the EUROPISH BOUND ♔ | ♔ | ♔
Terra Britania back at it again. This time we're PMT in a fucked up 1980s based on Mental Omega. NS stats blasted by a prism tank.
Wordbook - Factbook - Main Canon
Europa Times: "This is unfair" Premier Romanoff utters naysay to EB's Law 21, USSR being biggest exporter of earthoil to Europa till this point; "So what?" says Minister van Rijn | Ungarland may become EB's newest limbstate by start of 1983 as Ungarish regering begins talks | Over 200,000 Europers sign up for the Eurokorps within a month after grounding; Europish Rede "happy" with Europa's drive to crush Communism
But if you close your eyes | politic | Peace Through Power | trip | Current flag waifu: Libra, from Mental Omega; feat. Kiu's TBball | foehn gay

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5336
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:54 am

Terre Bretagne wrote:I wish for a Filet-O-Fish™ from McDonald's.


Granted. It's soggy. One might say, it's so fresh, it's as if it came out of the sea itself. Bread and all.

I wish for courage.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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A z a n i a
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Aug 21, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby A z a n i a » Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:57 am

Granted. Sadly, due to unforeseen financial difficulties and ever scarce resources, the 'fish' is made of McDonalds Reconstructed Fish Meat SubstituteTM. Despite their reassurances to the contrary, it does taste like rubber.


I wish that I win the lottery.

Ninja'd

Granted. You lose all fear. This leads you to a wrestling match with Boris, a champion Russian 'boxing bear'. Needless to say, it does not end well.
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Republic of Azania

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| Overview
| Government | Military
| The President | International Relations
Basically an alt-history South Africa in which apartheid never happened.
25 March 2021
✉ News: Election date set for 27 April | Every Azanian will be vaccinated by October, study says | REGIONAL NEWS | SADC countries to exploit vast hydrogen energy potential as part of the multi-billion dollar recovery scheme | Hydrogen power will turn Southern Africa into a major energy exporter - SADC | Tanzania faces criticism for rejecting COVID-19 vaccines

Sig based off -Astoria's.
Many thanks to Greater Malayan Confederation for the new flag!

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Garkland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 448
Founded: Jan 20, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Garkland » Tue Feb 02, 2021 8:06 am

A z a n i a wrote:Granted. Sadly, due to unforeseen financial difficulties and ever scarce resources, the 'fish' is made of McDonalds Reconstructed Fish Meat SubstituteTM. Despite their reassurances, it does taste like rubber.


I wish that I win the lottery.

Ninja'd

Granted. You lose all fear. This leads you to a wrestling match with Boris, a champion Russian 'boxing bear'. Needless to say, it does not end well.



Granted, you win 1 billion dollars, spend it all on gambling in Las Vegas, get brutally assaulted for cheating, and become the poorest person the planet with your reckless spending.

I wish to be my friends' pet Husky.

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Polish PR
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Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Tue Feb 02, 2021 1:46 pm

Granted. Someday, China invades your country and the Chinese soldiers abduct you to their military canteen to cook you and then eat. So you are dead.






I wish there were no incels or volcels.
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Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
Civilization's class: 1.4 (according to this index)
My nation doesn't represent my RL views. It has been created for artistic purposes and is not intended to promote anything.
News
Year: 2021

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Ayverin
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:28 am

Granted, now you're being chased by those guys in revenge and they will tear you to pieces.


I wish anyone and when I mean anyone I meant any living or died organism can wish anything and the wish granting entities can't corrupt those wishes or even tweak them and if someone tries to unwish this the wish granting entities can't grant it. NO LOOPHOLES

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Kromi
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Posts: 144
Founded: Mar 19, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kromi » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:50 am

Granted, this thread is now boring as heck. This thread loses its purpose and dies off, due to this; nobody wants to wish anything anymore as this thread is no longer fun, END OF STORY.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the post above was never made and the thread didn't die off.




Granted, most of those people were actually farmers and now the world is in a famine.

I wish companies would actually care about us.
English: The 2nd Federation Of Kromi
Malay: Federasi Kromi Kedua
Never gonna give you up,
This nation doesn't represent my views;
and I nerfed my nation alot, Lol.
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Kurzgesagt: Westernised Malaysia
A 16 civilization, according to this index
Year: 2045 (Alt Timeline)
Krominese News: THE HISTORY OF KROMI IS BEING RETYPED 

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Ayverin
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Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ayverin » Wed Feb 03, 2021 3:15 am

Kromi wrote:
Granted, this thread is now boring as heck. This thread loses its purpose and dies off, due to this; nobody wants to wish anything anymore as this thread is no longer fun, END OF STORY.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the post above was never made and the thread didn't die off.




Granted, most of those people were actually farmers and now the world is in a famine.

I wish companies would actually care about us.

Granted, now they've taken control of the world and begin surveilling the citizens and in a sense, they care about you in a twisted way.


I wish the Soviet Union will be reinstated without any consequences

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Polish PR
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Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:49 am

Granted, but no one lives there.







I wish I looked like this guy:
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Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
Civilization's class: 1.4 (according to this index)
My nation doesn't represent my RL views. It has been created for artistic purposes and is not intended to promote anything.
News
Year: 2021

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