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PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:19 am
by Talchyon
Quartia and Karafuto wrote:
I wish World War II never happened.


Granted. The same war happens under the new name, World War 1 and a half.

I wish I had the answer.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:58 am
by Korean Proletarians
Granted, but the answer is so earth shattering that it drives you insane the moment you hear it.
I wish that I could pet an armadillo.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 11:38 am
by Prusmia
Granted, however, you cannot acquire an armadillo through any means other than to grave rob it, you have petted a dead armadillo and are being hunted by the cops for grave robbery.

I wish to legally pass my driving test without making any mistakes or getting into any accidents or having anyone flip me the bird.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:58 am
by Hellslayer
Granted. Unfortunately you never get the opportunity to drive as every car you touch afterwards blows up.


I wish that I can eat the food I like forever and it will have no impact on my health.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:03 am
by Antipodea Australis
Granted. You are forced to eat that food 24/7 non-stop forever, as per your wish.

I wish this game would end.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:20 am
by Hoyerlay
Granted. But it restarts.

I wish I was omnipotent.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am
by Prusmia
Granted, you now have full power over the potency of any substance.

I wish to kill Hellslayer

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:22 am
by Tsarstvo Alyaski
AN: Cool, granted. You have killed hell, now the only force in the universe after God was slain. The universe completely implodes into nothingness.

I'm also going to do AAN as well: Wow, you're giving this to me real easily, I don't even need to do anything. Granted, you are omnipotent, but the power drives you completely crazy, any semblance of who you are is gone due to the power given.




You know what, I just wish for a cat. No deformities, no illnesses, no fiction or non - fiction powers, just your bog - standard cat. Pretty please BN?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:27 am
by Utahonia
You can have a cat, but it dies after 1 year.

I wish to have a nice job.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:49 am
by Scandinavian Federated Alliance
Utahonia wrote:You can have a cat, but it dies after 1 year.

I wish to have a nice job.

granted, you are the ceo of blockbuster on Sep 22, 2010

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:33 am
by Prusmia
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Utahonia wrote:You can have a cat, but it dies after 1 year.

I wish to have a nice job.

granted, you are the ceo of blockbuster on Sep 22, 2010

Uhh, you have a wish for me buddy? Until then since you have wished for nothing, I am taking your left kidney.

I wish that I could sell this guys kidney legally.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:35 am
by Cantelo
Granted, but it's not very valuable and there's a steep sales tax.
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I wish I could buy bras at 100% discount, forever, from any and every store both online and brick-and-mortar

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:37 am
by Prusmia
Hey, I mean I'm still making a profit.

/skipme

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:31 pm
by Antipodea Australis
Cantelo wrote:Granted, but it's not very valuable and there's a steep sales tax.
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I wish I could buy bras at 100% discount, forever, from any and every store both online and brick-and-mortar


Granted. You turn into a man and no longer have breasts.

I wish I would never get physically tired.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:55 pm
by Hoyerlay
Granted, but you are always mentally tired. You are never bothered to do anything in life, so you end up becoming unemployed and spending the rest of your life doing nothing

I wish I was the US President.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:03 pm
by Nevertopia
Granted, you are executed by a voracious Trump mob.


I wish I bought into $GME when it was $5 per stock.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:07 am
by Hellslayer
Prusmia wrote:Granted, you now have full power over the potency of any substance.

I wish to kill Hellslayer


What? Why me? I am so confused. What did I ever do to you? :(

/SkipMe

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:11 am
by Window Land
Nevertopia wrote:Granted, you are executed by a voracious Trump mob.


I wish I bought into $GME when it was $5 per stock.

Granted. Just before you sell it, the price collapsed and became stuck at $4.99 per stock.


I wish for a functional pencil sharpener.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:02 pm
by The Federal Government of Iowa
Window Land wrote:
Nevertopia wrote:Granted, you are executed by a voracious Trump mob.


I wish I bought into $GME when it was $5 per stock.

Granted. Just before you sell it, the price collapsed and became stuck at $4.99 per stock.


I wish for a functional pencil sharpener.

Granted, but all of your pencils have turned into pens.

I wish for a girlfriend that isn't crazy.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:08 pm
by Quartia and Karafuto
The Federal Government of Iowa wrote:I wish for a girlfriend that isn't crazy.

Granted. She is a perfectly sane 60-year-old with multiple STDs.



I wish I had been born in England to English parents.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:46 pm
by Hoyerlay
Granted. You are born in England during the Celtic era just before the Romans invade.

I wish I was the fittest and healthiest person in history.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:49 pm
by Garkland
Hoyerlay wrote:Granted. You are born in England during the Celtic era just before the Romans invade.

I wish I was the fittest and healthiest person in history.



Granted, you then die shortly after

I wish for my friend to become a deer

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:06 pm
by Langenia
Granted, they are a rabid deer that attacks you.


I wish to be the POTUS.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:09 pm
by Kionian
Granted, but the responsibility is too much and you immediately stop being the POTUS.

I wish to have this power, for eternity: The ability to transmute any matter into any other matter.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:21 am
by Hellslayer
Granted, but you must pay $100 000 000 each time you do it. You have the power, but the process isn't cheap!


I wish that I had reflexes so fast that I can dodge bullets