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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
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Founded: Aug 31, 2020
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Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:01 pm

Granted! The jug however is placed by a notorious serial killer who kills the people after they drink the milk they place on their counter

I wish the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland agreed to end any aggression between them

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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:03 pm

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa wrote:Granted! The jug however is placed by a notorious serial killer who kills the people after they drink the milk they place on their counter

I wish the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland agreed to end any aggression between them

Damnit, that's a good one, I'll just have to try harder next time then.

/skipme

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Viva La Victoria
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Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Viva La Victoria » Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:25 pm

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa wrote:Granted! The jug however is placed by a notorious serial killer who kills the people after they drink the milk they place on their counter

I wish the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland agreed to end any aggression between them


Wish granted, however, they agree for a 24-hour period before resuming aggression that's 10X as horrendous as before.

I wish I could erase other people's memories and replace them with whatever I wanted.

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Mountainus
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Founded: Dec 15, 2020
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Postby Mountainus » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:10 pm

Wish granted, but every time you do, you also erase your memory too.

I wish I could have a can of beans. (LET’S SEE YOU MESS THIS ONE UP! BWAHAHAHAHA!)
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Thialrer
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Founded: May 12, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Thialrer » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:12 pm

Mountainus wrote:Wish granted, but every time you do, you also erase your memory too.

I wish I could have a can of beans. (LET’S SEE YOU MESS THIS ONE UP! BWAHAHAHAHA!)


Wish granted, but you have a can which is built of beans instead of metal.

I wish for a computer.
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Federal Christian semi-constitutional monarchy
Progressive Christian Turkic Celts
Incumbent Castellan Emperor: Arrow Knight
Incumbent Prime Minister: Nico Carter
Incumbent Archchancellor: Artemis Knight
Proudly LG(B)TQ+
Fiscally conservative
Scottish National Party
Democratic Party
He/His/Him
Highly religious Lutheran Christian
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South Americanastan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:18 pm

Granted, the computer contains the US nuclear codes and is guarded by heavily armed SWAT, CIA, and FBI operatives 24/7

I wish for infinite endurance
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Thialrer
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Founded: May 12, 2020
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Postby Thialrer » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:21 pm

Granted, you can't stop running after starting, though.

I wish for infinite wishes.
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Federal Christian semi-constitutional monarchy
Progressive Christian Turkic Celts
Incumbent Castellan Emperor: Arrow Knight
Incumbent Prime Minister: Nico Carter
Incumbent Archchancellor: Artemis Knight
Proudly LG(B)TQ+
Fiscally conservative
Scottish National Party
Democratic Party
He/His/Him
Highly religious Lutheran Christian
Black Lives Matter!

NEWS: Libertarian-AIP alliance gains majority in Parliament following a snap election | Arab Identity Party formed by Her Highness the Emira of Thalristan | His Castellan Majesty the Castellan Emperor declares a snap election

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South Americanastan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:26 pm

Granted, all of them will be corrupted


I wish for a glass of water at exactly 40 degrees farenheit to appear with no ties to any physical or spiritual entity placing it there, and to not be poisined in any way shape or form, and it will appear on the desk my computer is on and be easily accesible.


Let's see who can corrupt this one
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Tsarstvo Alyaski
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Founded: Dec 30, 2020
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Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:27 pm

Granted, it truly is a shame that such action of a glass of water mysteriously teleporting to your desk results in the object smashing into your head at FTL speeds...

I wish to prevent the universe from ever ending (Be it the Heat - death, big freeze, etc.)
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Thialrer
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Postby Thialrer » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:27 pm

South Americanastan wrote:Granted, all of them will be corrupted


I wish for a glass of water at exactly 40 degrees farenheit to appear with no ties to any physical or spiritual entity placing it there, and to not be poisined in any way shape or form, and it will appear on the desk my computer is on and be easily accesible.


Let's see who can corrupt this one


Granted, it immediately breaks, spilling water on the computer.

I wish for people to fart perpetually (Let's see you corrupt this.)
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Federal Christian semi-constitutional monarchy
Progressive Christian Turkic Celts
Incumbent Castellan Emperor: Arrow Knight
Incumbent Prime Minister: Nico Carter
Incumbent Archchancellor: Artemis Knight
Proudly LG(B)TQ+
Fiscally conservative
Scottish National Party
Democratic Party
He/His/Him
Highly religious Lutheran Christian
Black Lives Matter!

NEWS: Libertarian-AIP alliance gains majority in Parliament following a snap election | Arab Identity Party formed by Her Highness the Emira of Thalristan | His Castellan Majesty the Castellan Emperor declares a snap election

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Tsarstvo Alyaski
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Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:31 pm

Thialrer wrote:
South Americanastan wrote:Granted, all of them will be corrupted


I wish for a glass of water at exactly 40 degrees farenheit to appear with no ties to any physical or spiritual entity placing it there, and to not be poisined in any way shape or form, and it will appear on the desk my computer is on and be easily accesible.


Let's see who can corrupt this one


Granted, it immediately breaks, spilling water on the computer.

I wish for people to fart perpetually (Let's see you corrupt this.)


Granted, the release of methane causes global warming to soar as the planet soon becomes too hot to sustain life. Quickly, Earth resembles Venus.
Answer my one please (See above)

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Thialrer
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Founded: May 12, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Thialrer » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:33 pm

Tsarstvo Alyaski wrote:
Thialrer wrote:
Granted, it immediately breaks, spilling water on the computer.

I wish for people to fart perpetually (Let's see you corrupt this.)


Granted, the release of methane causes global warming to soar as the planet soon becomes too hot to sustain life. Quickly, Earth resembles Venus.
Answer my one please (See above)


Granted, the universe then blares the Soviet anthem perpetually

I wish for the moon to explode
NS stats are canon
Federal Christian semi-constitutional monarchy
Progressive Christian Turkic Celts
Incumbent Castellan Emperor: Arrow Knight
Incumbent Prime Minister: Nico Carter
Incumbent Archchancellor: Artemis Knight
Proudly LG(B)TQ+
Fiscally conservative
Scottish National Party
Democratic Party
He/His/Him
Highly religious Lutheran Christian
Black Lives Matter!

NEWS: Libertarian-AIP alliance gains majority in Parliament following a snap election | Arab Identity Party formed by Her Highness the Emira of Thalristan | His Castellan Majesty the Castellan Emperor declares a snap election

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Kionian
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Founded: Sep 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kionian » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:08 pm

Granted, the pieces of the moon come crashing towards Earth, ending all life on it.

I wish for the following ability, which you will give me, to last for eternity: the ability to morph myself and the clothes I have on into someone and their clothes, which I may choose, perfectly, in an instant.
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Hellslayer
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Founded: May 26, 2017
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Postby Hellslayer » Thu Jan 21, 2021 6:12 am

Granted. And it is fun for a while. Until the world is destroyed and you're floating in space for eternity.


I wish for a Tesla that cannot be damaged and always drives perfectly. (Hah, try messing that one up!)
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Apabeossie
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Posts: 234
Founded: Jun 04, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Apabeossie » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:16 am

Fricking don't ride on the corpse of Nikola Tesla, smh!

I wish I had a telescope.
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Tsarstvo Alyaski
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Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:24 am

Hellslayer wrote:Granted. And it is fun for a while. Until the world is destroyed and you're floating in space for eternity.


I wish for a Tesla that cannot be damaged and always drives perfectly. (Hah, try messing that one up!)


Granted. Sure, it drives perfectly, but the acceleration is always on. You may now watch as your Tesla demolishes buildings and other things standing in it's way.

Apabeossie wrote:I wish I had a telescope.


Granted, it is fully functional and ready to use. You look through it excited, but it is pointed towards the sun. Enjoy blindness!

I wish that I can morph into any animal on planet earth. I would retain my intelligence, and I must be allowed to return to my human form whenever I see fit.
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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:24 am

Granted, it gives you a good view of the asteroid that's about to hit your house.


I wish for a nerf gun.
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Tsarstvo Alyaski
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Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:27 am

Window Land wrote:Granted, it gives you a good view of the asteroid that's about to hit your house.


I wish for a nerf gun.


Shiiiii, I got ninja'd.

Alright, granted. The problem is, the gun shoots at such a high velocity, that it acts like a real handgun. Enjoy literally shooting your friend during a nerf war fight.
/do me.

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Zul-ar
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Founded: Dec 18, 2020
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Postby Zul-ar » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:44 am

Tsarstvo Alyaski wrote:
Window Land wrote:Granted, it gives you a good view of the asteroid that's about to hit your house.


I wish for a nerf gun.


Shiiiii, I got ninja'd.

Alright, granted. The problem is, the gun shoots at such a high velocity, that it acts like a real handgun. Enjoy literally shooting your friend during a nerf war fight.
/do me.


Granted, your lifespan is permanently shortened to that of the first animal you turn into.

I wish I could fly
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Tsarstvo Alyaski
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Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:55 am

Zul-ar wrote:Granted, your lifespan is permanently shortened to that of the first animal you turn into.


Turns into a Turtle as the first animal I see this as an absolute win!
/still Zul-ar

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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
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Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:54 pm

Zul-ar wrote:
Tsarstvo Alyaski wrote:
Shiiiii, I got ninja'd.

Alright, granted. The problem is, the gun shoots at such a high velocity, that it acts like a real handgun. Enjoy literally shooting your friend during a nerf war fight.
/do me.


Granted, your lifespan is permanently shortened to that of the first animal you turn into.

I wish I could fly


Granted! you now have a free plane ticket to siberia

I wish for all the rp godmoders on nationstates to leave

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Langenia
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Postby Langenia » Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:10 pm

They do, but suddenly new nations form and more rp godmodders appear.


I wish for a cheesecake.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:12 am

Langenia wrote:They do, but suddenly new nations form and more rp godmodders appear.


I wish for a cheesecake.


Granted. The cheese that your cheesecake is made of is a mix of stinky limburger and head cheese. Bon apetit!

I wish I had the right words to say.
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Socialist States of Ludistan
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Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:19 am

Granted! You now know exactly what to say in a conversation, after it’s over.

I wish for Scandinavia to be brought back.
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Ittonia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ittonia » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:24 am

Ok,but it will dissolve after Just one day



I wish for government-sponsored News Channels to stop existing
Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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