Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Prusmia]

Granted, all climate change has changed and the temperature, humidity, environment is stuck as it is and the world is going to die,

I wish to eat the best box of chicken in the world From Caines chicken.

[Leisos]

Granted, all climate change has changed and the temperature, humidity, environment is stuck as it is and the world is going to die,

I wish to eat the best box of chicken in the world From Caines chicken.

Granted, now you get so fat, you suffer from a heart attack and die

I wish to be a handsome werewolf

[The Untied State]

granted, you are captured and taken to a lab somewhere for some nice unethical experimentation

i wish plants grew on people's skin
jokes on you my wish is already fucked up haha

[Mountainus]

Granted. You are now covered in poison ivy. Enjoy the itchy rashes!

I wish for a stale sandwich without mold, hold the pickles and onions.

[Intaglio]

Granted, but after the first bite, it will turn into a pile of pickles, onion and mold.

I wish for world peace

[Kionian]

Granted, world peace is achieved, then promptly destroyed after world leaders argue about who contributed most to the peace.

I wish to have the powers of Superman on Earth for eternity.

[South Americanastan]

Granted, the CIA sees you as an anomaly and potential superweapon and locks you up for testing, and you never see the light of day again.



I wish to have as much time to sleep as I want, and never miss any events due to sleep.

[Seveshka]

granted, you are him and he is dead.

i wish climate change would stop

Granted, so does the rotation of the earth.

I wish for SS109 5.56x45mm NATO.

[Hellslayer]

Granted. You receive one, spent round of SS109 5.56x45mm NATO

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I wish that I could have reactions so fast I can dodge bullets.

[Prusmia]

Granted, you now have the fastest reactions in the world. However, you still cannot move fast enough to dodge a bullet.

I wish to own 15 pineapples.

[Mountainus]

Granted. They are all moldy and cannot regrow.

I wish for the Below User to type in huge text size.

[Hellslayer]

Granted. However the largest size allowed is 300, so it doesn't work.

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I wish that I was a pro gamer.

[Stollberg-Stolberg]

Granted. However the largest size allowed is 300, so it doesn't work.

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I wish that I was a pro gamer.

Granted. Now you are a Pro at every Game and because of that no one wants to play with you because they know that they will lose.

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I wish I had a Bell.

[Prusmia]

Congratulations! You are now the owner of SCP-513 a bell that summons a monster that when rung will slowly drive you to madness!

I wish to own a 1 pound block of mozzerella cheese.

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

Granted! The cheese however, is perpetually at boiling temperatures and you burn yourself every time you touch it


I wish that the Confederacy wasn’t romanticized after the union victory

[Stollberg-Stolberg]

Congratulations! You are now the owner of SCP-513 a bell that summons a monster that when rung will slowly drive you to madness!

I wish to own a 1 pound block of mozzerella cheese.

I knew that somne would make the SCP Option! I wasnt so sure if it would be SCP-513 or SCP-662.
/skipme

[Window Land]

Granted! The cheese however, is perpetually at boiling temperatures and you burn yourself every time you touch it


I wish that the Confederacy wasn’t romanticized after the union victory

Granted, now there was no union victory.


I wish to be a good writer.

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

Granted! The cheese however, is perpetually at boiling temperatures and you burn yourself every time you touch it


I wish that the Confederacy wasn’t romanticized after the union victory

Granted, now there was no union victory.


I wish to be a good writer.

Part of my wish states there was a union victory

[Viva La Victoria]

Granted! The cheese however, is perpetually at boiling temperatures and you burn yourself every time you touch it


I wish that the Confederacy wasn’t romanticized after the union victory

Granted, now there was no union victory.


I wish to be a good writer.

Granted! However, only your mother seems to agree.

I wish I could erase other people's memories.

[Aurevbush]

Granted! The cheese however, is perpetually at boiling temperatures and you burn yourself every time you touch it


I wish that the Confederacy wasn’t romanticized after the union victory

Granted, now there was no union victory.


I wish to be a good writer.

Wish granted.


Butyou are only good at writing erotic fanfics of the Vocaloid community.


I wish we had a President that actually listened to the common man instead of corporate interests.

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

Granted, now there was no union victory.


I wish to be a good writer.

Wish granted.


Butyou are only good at writing erotic fanfics of the Vocaloid community.



I wish we had a President that actually listened to the common man instead of corporate interests.

Granted! Only, they listen to the common man of another country that the United States is being militarily occupied by and Americans no longer get to vote

I wish that the trail of tears never happened

[Wink Wonk We Like Stonks]

granted, now america was never colonized and as a result you no longer exist

i wish space travel was mainstream and inexpensive

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

Granted! Criticism of the government grants you a one way ticket to the endless void


I wish the protagonists in horror movies were actually smart occasionally

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

granted, now america was never colonized and as a result you no longer exist

i wish space travel was mainstream and inexpensive

You are also assuming I was born in America

[Prusmia]

Granted! Criticism of the government grants you a one way ticket to the endless void


I wish the protagonists in horror movies were actually smart occasionally

Granted, however, the villains have also gained a similar boost of intelligence and are now the equivalent of a mixture of modern-day mobsters, drug lords, and dictators and a bit of extra genius.

I wish for a gallon of a non-poisoned jug of 40-degree Farhenheit milk to appear on my kitchen counter so I may drink it. Let's see how you'll mess this up.