Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Flaireis** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:04 pm

Granted. These robots are much more powerful than a military weapon should be, and ravage continents + kill millions.
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I wish for a chocolate bar.

by **A m e n r i a** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:06 pm

Granted. You get a radioactive chocolate bar.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

by **United States of Natan** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:24 pm

A m e n r i a wrote:Granted. You get a radioactive chocolate bar.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

Granted, you're now the healthiest person ever! (I won't corrupt that one because that would be too mean)

I wish the Bakugan tv series had stuck closer to the format of the first season.

by **Metamen** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:56 pm

"Done. Now its basically just the first season."

"I wish pizza was a free commodity."

by **East Lodge** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:48 am

Granted, Master, for I am obviously a Genie. Now pizza is free, but you must sacrifice one child per slice. You don't pay a dime! *sets up a fire pit and keeps boxes of pizza on a pedestal*

I wish feminine products weren't considered a "luxury" like those wackos with money think they are.

by **Ausinia** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:02 am

Granted, now their are no more left because they were so cheap

I wish the world spoke one language

by **Skyhooked** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:22 am

Granted. It's some overcomplicated language of some tribe you never heared of, so you don't know it. And it's really hard to learn.

I wish for one pony, two dogs, four cats, six bunny rabbits, two parakeets, three canaries, green parrot, and a turtle and a silly old hamster! And squirrel!

by **Window Land** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:24 am

Granted, but they are all rabid

I wish that I could fly

by **Mzincaelift** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:13 am

Granted, you are now a fly and have thirty days to live.

I wish I had a pet velociraptor that obeyed my every command

by **Window Land** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:23 am

Granted, it comes with a t-rex that has a strong desire to eat you

I wish for some cheese

by **Great Celestial China** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:35 pm

Ausinia wrote:Granted everyone who works there are prisoners

that's the point
/skip

by **United States of Natan** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:43 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted, it comes with a t-rex that has a strong desire to eat you

I wish for some cheese

granted, it's moldy.

I wish my sister wasn't such a b****.

by **Metamen** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:48 pm

United States of Natan wrote:granted, it's moldy.

I wish my sister wasn't such a b****.

"Granted. Now she's a mega b****"

"I wish for the release of Half-Life 4"

by **Mzincaelift** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:44 pm

Granted, it's a Korean bootleg.

I wish I could play organ

by **Japari Ryukyu-do** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:46 pm

Granted, but you can only play one song.

I wish people would stop putting pineapple on pizza.

by **The Black Party** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:46 pm

Granted, you can now play with animal and human organs.

Edit: Granted, people instead put pizza on pineapples. Didn't see that one coming, did ya'?

I wish the Vatican returned to glory.

by **United Zeax** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:29 pm

Granted the Vatican returns to a place called glory.

I wish the rule the world with a iron fist

by **United States of Natan** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:01 pm

United Zeax wrote:Granted the Vatican returns to a place called glory.

I wish the rule the world with a iron fist

Granted, you rule a bar named "The World", but you lost your hand and it was replaced by an iron prosthetic.

I wish for a pizza synthesizer.

by **Cul-Ed-Sac** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:11 am

Granted! You swallow it in one bite and now you suffer from intestinal bleeding.

I wish for a treasure chest-shaped box of chocolate coins!

by **Maowi** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:56 am

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted! You swallow it in one bite and now you suffer from intestinal bleeding.

I wish for a treasure chest-shaped box of chocolate coins!

Granted, but it's so tiny that you can't even open it.

I wish that I was a happy sloth.

by **Earthbound Immortal Squad** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:01 am

Granted but you have no concept of your surroundings.

I want to be a lycan.

by **Cul-Ed-Sac** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:16 am

Granted. You become a lycan for only 1 minute.

I wish to have a romantic affair with BN's leader.

by **New Kirrania** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:22 am

Granted, you are now dating an impostor of the leader who is actually a terrorist about to blow you up with bomb strapped to his waist,

I wish Crocs were not invented

by **Gudmund** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:26 am

Wish granted, but someone eventually makes an identical product under a different name.

I wish friendly aliens would just save humanity from itself.

by **Abarri** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:31 am

Granted.

I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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