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Flaireis
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Dec 24, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Flaireis » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:04 pm

Granted. These robots are much more powerful than a military weapon should be, and ravage continents + kill millions.
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I wish for a chocolate bar.
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a Level 6/0/5 Nation (rank 19.2)
Not Reflective of my actual views (I'm an anarchist IRL)
My entire military is the DK crew

Even though NS stats are often accurate, I don't use them.
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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4343
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:06 pm

Granted. You get a radioactive chocolate bar.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
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United States of Natan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5790
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:24 pm

A m e n r i a wrote:Granted. You get a radioactive chocolate bar.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

Granted, you're now the healthiest person ever! (I won't corrupt that one because that would be too mean)

I wish the Bakugan tv series had stuck closer to the format of the first season.
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Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
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Metamen
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Metamen » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:56 pm

"Done. Now its basically just the first season."

"I wish pizza was a free commodity."
Other Worlds: *Exist*
Republic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxPVj0hejg
OOC: "Remember, if you lower your standards just enough to reach the very center of the planet... the Universe still finds away to disappoint you. That's why we should stop having standards."
Please Note that this Nation does NOT use NS stats.
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East Lodge
Attaché
 
Posts: 67
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby East Lodge » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:48 am

Granted, Master, for I am obviously a Genie. Now pizza is free, but you must sacrifice one child per slice. You don't pay a dime! *sets up a fire pit and keeps boxes of pizza on a pedestal*

I wish feminine products weren't considered a "luxury" like those wackos with money think they are.
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I escaped the rp alien scientists, the rp mafia, and rp death. I am back from the grave. Also I use stats.
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Ausinia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 842
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ausinia » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:02 am

Granted, now their are no more left because they were so cheap

I wish the world spoke one language
[url]Discord, cus why not [To be fixed][/url]
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
Cooperation, Command, Control
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Due to recent baby booms in Ausinia, a general board has being formed, the leaders in new ways of fair population control. Suggested methods already include standardised testing in schools, for the most fit and intelligent to stand out.
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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4107
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:22 am

Granted. It's some overcomplicated language of some tribe you never heared of, so you don't know it. And it's really hard to learn.

I wish for one pony, two dogs, four cats, six bunny rabbits, two parakeets, three canaries, green parrot, and a turtle and a silly old hamster! And squirrel!
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

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Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)
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Window Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 398
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:24 am

Granted, but they are all rabid



I wish that I could fly
Bored college student who is probably supposed to be doing something important.
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Winston Churchill wrote:Democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.

Randall Munroe wrote: I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.
Free Speech
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Mzincaelift
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 29, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:13 am

Granted, you are now a fly and have thirty days to live.

I wish I had a pet velociraptor that obeyed my every command
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Window Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 398
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:23 am

Granted, it comes with a t-rex that has a strong desire to eat you


I wish for some cheese
Bored college student who is probably supposed to be doing something important.
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Winston Churchill wrote:Democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.

Randall Munroe wrote: I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.
Free Speech
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:35 pm

Ausinia wrote:Granted everyone who works there are prisoners

that's the point
/skip
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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United States of Natan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5790
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:43 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted, it comes with a t-rex that has a strong desire to eat you


I wish for some cheese

granted, it's moldy.

I wish my sister wasn't such a b****.
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Metamen
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Metamen » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:48 pm

United States of Natan wrote:granted, it's moldy.

I wish my sister wasn't such a b****.

"Granted. Now she's a mega b****"

"I wish for the release of Half-Life 4"
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Other Worlds: *Exist*
Republic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxPVj0hejg
OOC: "Remember, if you lower your standards just enough to reach the very center of the planet... the Universe still finds away to disappoint you. That's why we should stop having standards."
Please Note that this Nation does NOT use NS stats.
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Mzincaelift
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 29, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:44 pm

Granted, it's a Korean bootleg.

I wish I could play organ
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Japari Ryukyu-do
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Japari Ryukyu-do » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:46 pm

Granted, but you can only play one song.

I wish people would stop putting pineapple on pizza.
Japari Ryukyu-do is a Kemono Friends-based nation set in the Ryukyu Islands (Obviously). Doesn't claim Okinawa.

"Well, by all means, can't we just talk this through?" - Ryukyu Ken
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The Black Party
Minister
 
Posts: 2558
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Party » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:46 pm

Granted, you can now play with animal and human organs.

Edit: Granted, people instead put pizza on pineapples. Didn't see that one coming, did ya'?

I wish the Vatican returned to glory.
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Moderators Lie.
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United Zeax
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 22, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby United Zeax » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:29 pm

Granted the Vatican returns to a place called glory.



I wish the rule the world with a iron fist
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United States of Natan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5790
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:01 pm

United Zeax wrote:Granted the Vatican returns to a place called glory.



I wish the rule the world with a iron fist

Granted, you rule a bar named "The World", but you lost your hand and it was replaced by an iron prosthetic.

I wish for a pizza synthesizer.
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Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:11 am

Granted! You swallow it in one bite and now you suffer from intestinal bleeding.

I wish for a treasure chest-shaped box of chocolate coins!
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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Maowi
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1226
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Maowi » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:56 am

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted! You swallow it in one bite and now you suffer from intestinal bleeding.

I wish for a treasure chest-shaped box of chocolate coins!

Granted, but it's so tiny that you can't even open it.

I wish that I was a happy sloth.
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Earthbound Immortal Squad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 568
Founded: Jul 12, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Earthbound Immortal Squad » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:01 am

Granted but you have no concept of your surroundings.

I want to be a lycan.
Merry Christmas!
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Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:16 am

Granted. You become a lycan for only 1 minute.

I wish to have a romantic affair with BN's leader.
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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New Kirrania
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby New Kirrania » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:22 am

Granted, you are now dating an impostor of the leader who is actually a terrorist about to blow you up with bomb strapped to his waist,

I wish Crocs were not invented
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Gudmund
Envoy
 
Posts: 284
Founded: Aug 02, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Gudmund » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:26 am

Wish granted, but someone eventually makes an identical product under a different name.

I wish friendly aliens would just save humanity from itself.
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Tier 8, Level 3, Type 7
An 8.625 civilization - according to this index
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Leader: Albani Gudmund
Setting: FT (2060+), the ruling nation of a non-human, low population, galactic Empire spanning just beyond its solar system. Primarily using advanced, mass-produced droids to handle most menial tasks and to fill the ranks of its military alongside living soldiers.
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 420
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abarri » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:31 am

Granted.
Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.


I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.
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Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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