Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Luxenermy]

Granted! It's really great, but the Russians get a new one in 2 months that's the dreadnaught equivalent to tanks, and they win the tank arms race.

I wish to win every raffel, lottery, or sweepstakes I ever enter.

[Fyrn-Gestreon]

Granted. There is now a 100% prize tax, so all of that money is going to the government.

I wish we had FTL spaceflight.

[Second Hungarian Soviet Republic]

Granted, but FTL actually stands for:
Futuristic
Technological
Largeness

So now you have a Futuristic Technological Large aircraft! Well done, you son of a gentleman.

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I wish I had fought a civil war in North America.

[Langenia]

Granted! You die in combat!

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I wish for it to be eternally spring and summer.

[The Gold Mines]

Granted, but now all the months of winter and fall have gone.
I wish that I didn’t have any allergies

[Talchyon]

Granted, but now all the months of winter and fall have gone.
I wish that I didn’t have any allergies

Granted, but you have hives.

I wish there were more ridiculous options in NS issues so that my puppet nation could adopt them.

[Piste-Land]

Granted. They're so ridiculous that they end up causing unintended side effects that are way too strong, and others in the community start complaining about them.

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I wish for firearms to launch their targets into the air instead of killing them.

[Old Tanokiana]

Granted, now they die of fall damage, probably a worse way die.

I wish to go back to any time period I want with immortality up until the 2000s

[Ramdom state]

but you can't choose the time period- which spans from the beginning of the universe to the present

I wish I never had to sleep

[Luxenermy]

Granted! You're still just as tired as if you had to sleep, though. However, it won't kill you! Slight improvement.


I wish the BN could look up the show Yes, Minister and decide if it's something they're interested in.

[Trumpy America]

Granted, but the result is a secret.

I wish invasive species weren't such a problem.

[Talchyon]

I wish invasive species weren't such a problem.

Granted. Now they change to perversive species. Don't ask me how that's possible.


I wish the American mainstream media would be widely exposed as similar in function to the Russian pravda of the early 20th century, that they would all be canceled, and that soundbytes were no longer a thing.

[Wack-i]

Granted, but some really obscure ones survive.

I wish Windows ME wasn't horrible.

[Zaviana]

Granted, it is more horrible!










Wish people weren't so toxic

[Luxenermy]

Granted! Passive aggression and raging ego's no longer exist. Now everyone bottles it up till they either get a therapist or go on a spree killing. Including the therapists!


I wish for a dream. A dream so marvelous I simply have to find it. I have to search for it. A dream to strive towards, in all things, and that ultimately, the dream is good.

[The Union of Walland]

Granted, but the dream is so good you never wake up again


I wish that Qanons would disappear.

[Boring People]

Granted. They visibly disappear, but you can still hear them.

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I wish marijuana was legal all across the USA.

[Talchyon]

I wish marijuana was legal all across the USA.

Granted. There are tons more car accidents as a result, and many more injuries and hospitalizations.

I wish that human traffickers were castrated.

[Window Land]

Granted, but the law is promptly struck down in the courts via the cruel and unusual punishment part of the constitution.


I wish for a smiley face sticker.

[Korean Proletarians]

Granted. You get it from the smiley faced killer.

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I wish for a sandwich.

[Piste-Land]

Granted. It's a knuckle sandwich. Right in the nose.

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I wish for the Democrats and Republicans to split into multiple ideology-based smaller parties (i.e. Dems would split into socdems, progressives, and liberals, while the GOP would split into liberal conservatives, social conservatives, and nationalists).

[The Central Pacific Free State]

Granted. This split occurs during a large scale civil war


I wish to be genuienly happy

[Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria]

Granted, but it's not genuine

I wish for a ton of Norwegian Salmon

[Talchyon]

Granted. But you have to eat it all in one sitting.

I wish our local school would be doing a comedy in the upcoming speech meets for O.I.D., and not the drama we did for one act.

[Danubian Peoples]

Congrats, for your wish is granted! But I, the genie am not really feeling the motivation to pull through 100%, so I half-ass it and the local school does a dramedy instead.

I wish US politics made sense. Make of that what you will.