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Luxenermy
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Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luxenermy » Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:23 pm

Granted! It's really great, but the Russians get a new one in 2 months that's the dreadnaught equivalent to tanks, and they win the tank arms race.

I wish to win every raffel, lottery, or sweepstakes I ever enter.
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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Fyrn-Gestreon
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Founded: Nov 07, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Fyrn-Gestreon » Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:41 pm

Granted. There is now a 100% prize tax, so all of that money is going to the government.

I wish we had FTL spaceflight.
✵ ✵ ✵ The Rogue Nation of Fyrn-Gestreon ✵ ✵ ✵
"No kings, no lords, all power to the people."
-NEWS-
Rep. Beowulf Edithson Accidentally Gets into Debate with Fascist, Wins Anyway - Stahn Stahnson Advocates for Raw Game Meat Diet; "My Mouth May Be Covered in Blood, but I Swear This is Good for You" - President Ishtar of Nibiruu Reaches Out to Fyrn-Gestreon: "We Are Interested in Allies, Not Just Business Partners"
Fyrn-Gestreon does not necessarily represent my personal views. I don't use NS stats. Language used is Old English. Click on the flag for full detail.

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Second Hungarian Soviet Republic
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Founded: Nov 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Second Hungarian Soviet Republic » Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:36 am

Granted, but FTL actually stands for:
Futuristic
Technological
Largeness

So now you have a Futuristic Technological Large aircraft! Well done, you son of a gentleman.




I wish I had fought a civil war in North America.
★ Magyarországi Tanácsköztársaság ★


Basically this but recreated in 1971. The current year is 2020.
NS-Stats are sadly not allowed. Sorry, NS-Stats believers.


Híradó: 161,461 current confirmed COVID-19 cases | Move along batcharoos, Marosvásárhely is actually getting snow! Screw conspiracy theorists!



Budáról, Pestről alakul ki a Dolgozók Szakszervezete

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Langenia
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Langenia » Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:40 am

Granted! You die in combat!


I wish for it to be eternally spring and summer.
Langenia is an MT-early PMT nation located in northern South America, the result of Spain not successfully colonizing the region but leaving its mark. Some NS stats are used. We outpollo PolloHut.
Member of CATO
NEWS: Officials say Langenia did not shoot down Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, as he delivered presents on Christmas. Wreckage is that of a helicopter attempting to fly over restricted Aragon airspace.| US Republicans refuse to boot Langenia from F-35 program and impose CAATSA sanctions on Langenia for S-400 purchase, tout selling Patriot SAMs.| Langenia buys American Pfizer COVID vaccine and issues it with own, speeding up vaccination efforts.

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The Gold Mines
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Founded: Dec 13, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Gold Mines » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:37 am

Granted, but now all the months of winter and fall have gone.
I wish that I didn’t have any allergies

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:30 am

The Gold Mines wrote:Granted, but now all the months of winter and fall have gone.
I wish that I didn’t have any allergies


Granted, but you have hives.

I wish there were more ridiculous options in NS issues so that my puppet nation could adopt them.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now it's looking like there are going to be some fights for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.

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Piste-Land
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Founded: Aug 30, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Piste-Land » Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:51 am

Granted. They're so ridiculous that they end up causing unintended side effects that are way too strong, and others in the community start complaining about them.
I wish for firearms to launch their targets into the air instead of killing them.
-- The Republic of Goldonia --
-- An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. -- Lore is currently being rewritten. -- We're (physically identical to) humans. --
-- Overview -- President -- Retconned Factbooks -- (OOC) The F7 Choir! -- IC Flag -- (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index -- (OOC) Other Nations
-- Tech Level: MT -- NS Stats Used: Civil Rights, Economy, Political Freedom -- Still not WF despite what OOC flag may say -- Alastair is a Stickmin. --

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Old Tanokiana
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Founded: Jan 18, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Old Tanokiana » Wed Nov 18, 2020 5:16 am

Granted, now they die of fall damage, probably a worse way die.

I wish to go back to any time period I want with immortality up until the 2000s
PT-MT, Nation represents most of my views, partially uses NS stats
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TG me if something's off.
TNBN News: Wheat and Grain production have since skyrocketed by 27% compared to last October// Picture of the Tsarina eating snow becomes a meme// Underground music is officially recognised by the College of Fine Arts and Philosophies.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE RUSSIAN CZAR | Old Tanokiana is an Orthodox Greco-Frankish nation located in modern day Lower Saxony, Germany.

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Ramdom state
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Founded: Apr 14, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ramdom state » Wed Nov 18, 2020 5:43 pm

but you can't choose the time period- which spans from the beginning of the universe to the present

I wish I never had to sleep
My country may seem memey at times, and that's fine. I like a mix of fun and serious. I also have to work with a nation I made when I was in fourth grade.
Fun, casual, nonsensical
What are the dumbest things in the Universe?
Black holes, since they're so dense.
previous jokes
-I will sit around a forum that I posted and keep reloading until somebody responds
-I truly put pro in PROcrastinator
-Everything is so WIP that the WIP signs are WIP
-I try to be as detailed as possible in my answers; Do the same for me please
-日本語だと字数が少ないぞ。800字なら短い小論文なんて書けるよ!(書かないけど)www
My imagination be like:
Wochaystein wrote:Everything about it is dictated by some random generator.

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Luxenermy
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Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luxenermy » Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:29 am

Granted! You're still just as tired as if you had to sleep, though. However, it won't kill you! Slight improvement.


I wish the BN could look up the show Yes, Minister and decide if it's something they're interested in.
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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Trumpy America
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Posts: 58
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trumpy America » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:18 pm

Granted, but the result is a secret.

I wish invasive species weren't such a problem.

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:17 am

Trumpy America wrote:I wish invasive species weren't such a problem.


Granted. Now they change to perversive species. Don't ask me how that's possible.


I wish the American mainstream media would be widely exposed as similar in function to the Russian pravda of the early 20th century, that they would all be canceled, and that soundbytes were no longer a thing.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now it's looking like there are going to be some fights for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.

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Wack-i
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Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:31 am

Granted, but some really obscure ones survive.

I wish Windows ME wasn't horrible.
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Zaviana
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Posts: 55
Founded: Oct 08, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zaviana » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:25 pm

Granted, it is more horrible!










Wish people weren't so toxic
Hello, i am Zaviana, and that's it.
Population isn't canon, i have a healthy population of 23 Million.
Oh, and i'm a Member of LITA.

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Luxenermy
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Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luxenermy » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:45 am

Granted! Passive aggression and raging ego's no longer exist. Now everyone bottles it up till they either get a therapist or go on a spree killing. Including the therapists!


I wish for a dream. A dream so marvelous I simply have to find it. I have to search for it. A dream to strive towards, in all things, and that ultimately, the dream is good.
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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The Union of Walland
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Founded: May 01, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Union of Walland » Tue Nov 24, 2020 4:13 pm

Granted, but the dream is so good you never wake up again


I wish that Qanons would disappear.

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Boring People
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Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:07 pm

Granted. They visibly disappear, but you can still hear them.
I wish marijuana was legal all across the USA.

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:34 pm

Boring People wrote:I wish marijuana was legal all across the USA.



Granted. There are tons more car accidents as a result, and many more injuries and hospitalizations.

I wish that human traffickers were castrated.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now it's looking like there are going to be some fights for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.

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Window Land
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Posts: 146
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:17 pm

Granted, but the law is promptly struck down in the courts via the cruel and unusual punishment part of the constitution.


I wish for a smiley face sticker.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

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Korean Proletarians
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Korean Proletarians » Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:13 pm

Granted. You get it from the smiley faced killer.
I wish for a sandwich.

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Piste-Land
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Founded: Aug 30, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Piste-Land » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:56 am

Granted. It's a knuckle sandwich. Right in the nose.

I wish for the Democrats and Republicans to split into multiple ideology-based smaller parties (i.e. Dems would split into socdems, progressives, and liberals, while the GOP would split into liberal conservatives, social conservatives, and nationalists).
-- The Republic of Goldonia --
-- An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. -- Lore is currently being rewritten. -- We're (physically identical to) humans. --
-- Overview -- President -- Retconned Factbooks -- (OOC) The F7 Choir! -- IC Flag -- (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index -- (OOC) Other Nations
-- Tech Level: MT -- NS Stats Used: Civil Rights, Economy, Political Freedom -- Still not WF despite what OOC flag may say -- Alastair is a Stickmin. --

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The Central Pacific Free State
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Founded: Nov 16, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Central Pacific Free State » Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:00 am

Granted. This split occurs during a large scale civil war


I wish to be genuienly happy

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Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jul 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria » Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:06 am

Granted, but it's not genuine

I wish for a ton of Norwegian Salmon
"We must dare to think 'unthinkable' thoughts. We must learn to explore all the options and possibilities that confront us in a complex and rapidly changing world." - Sen. J. William Fulbright
“Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.”―Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Fiscally Conservative, Socially Progressive, Extremely Centrist. Conservative irl, i dunno why my nation is left Leaning

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:04 am

Granted. But you have to eat it all in one sitting.

I wish our local school would be doing a comedy in the upcoming speech meets for O.I.D., and not the drama we did for one act.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now it's looking like there are going to be some fights for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.

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Danubian Peoples
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Founded: Sep 21, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danubian Peoples » Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:45 am

Congrats, for your wish is granted! But I, the genie am not really feeling the motivation to pull through 100%, so I half-ass it and the local school does a dramedy instead.

I wish US politics made sense. Make of that what you will.
Last edited by Danubian Peoples on Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:46 am, edited 2 times in total.
NS stats are not used.
This nation does not reflect my IRL views on anything.

Valdez Islands is my puppet.

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