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Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pmby The World Capitalist Confederation
Wish granted. Now pedophiles, nazis and other such beings begin posting en masse due to the lack of regulation.
I want a utopia of automation, power, and equality for all. The economy will be prosperous, people will eat so much that obesity is a bigger problem than hunger and peace shall reign over Earth forevermore. Also, we're democratic and free.
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pmby Tornado Queendom
The Black Party wrote:wish granted, NSF is now completely un-moderated.
I wish the second world war never happened.
Granted, because literally everyone died in World War I. There's no humans left, only animals.
AN: Granted, but corporations are banned and that ruins everything for me.
I wish for memes
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:54 pmby Mzincaelift
Granted, in the form of rage comics
I wish the best for Totally not East Lodge
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:55 pmby Window Land
Granted, you can't find it
I wish for an apple
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:56 pmby Valentine Z
Granted, but it's rotten and it's infested with worms.
I wish I am the Master of Time.
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:59 pmby Window Land
Granted, but you can no longer move through space
I wish for one pound of gold
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:03 pmby The World Capitalist Confederation
It's one Egyptian pound of gold and it's coated in lead, francium and uranium.
I can have infinite wishes that all come true.
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:11 pmby Mzincaelift
Granted. However, among those wishes is the wish to no longer be able to wish for anything, and that all current wishes be revoked.
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:59 pmby The World Capitalist Confederation
Since no wish was given. I'd like to be given another wish.
I find true love and it never breaks away from me or turns sour in any way.
Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:04 pmby Ausinia
Granted, now they smother you in love and secretly wants you to ‘be up there’ where you will be better
I wish for Dawetied to be permanently banned from the banned thread
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:09 amby Window Land
granted, he then makes a new banned thread and the other one falls into disuse
I wish for a million dollars
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:26 amby Cul-Ed-Sac
Granted. Police officers pursue you for gaining it through a robbery.
I wish I have a castle in Scotland.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:44 amby Window Land
Granted. It promptly collapses.
I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:02 amby Mzincaelift
Granted. The partridge is partially embedded into the trunk, and dies within an hour of delivery.
I wish Funky Kong was in MK8
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:07 amby Neo Kerala
Granted.Now colonilisation still exist.
I wish of Hungarian empire to return.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:09 amby United Zeax
The Hungarian empire returns but only at the size of 3 miles
I wish for everyone to die
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:32 pmby The World Capitalist Confederation
They all die and go to eternal paradise..except you who'll have to live in total suffering for the rest of infinite eternities.
I would have all knowledge in the universe, all up-to-date and with the capacity to handle it.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:34 pmby United States of Natan
The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:They all die and go to eternal paradise..except you who'll have to live in total suffering for the rest of infinite eternities.
I would have all knowledge in the universe, all up-to-date and with the capacity to handle it.
Granted. You become an immortal Janet, and are forced to serve the whims of people in the Good Place.
I wish Pokemon were real.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:38 pmby Skyhooked
Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!
I wish to be the king of Great Britain.
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:41 pmby Terropo
Skyhooked wrote:Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!
I wish to be the king of Great Britain.
Granted, but you get assainated almost immediately.
I wish for my country’s economy to not be a pile of dirt.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:43 pmby United States of Natan
Terropo wrote:Skyhooked wrote:Granted. Oh no! One of the pokemons went rabid and wanna eat ya'!
I wish to be the king of Great Britain.
Granted, but you get assainated almost immediately.
I wish for my country’s economy to not be a pile of dirt.
Granted, it's now a pile of sand.
I wish more people would join my Region.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:47 pmby The World Capitalist Confederation
They're all nazis and people who violate the site rules, getting you and the entire region banned with a DOS slapped on.
I wish that we would all live in a benevolent computer simulation in which we are aware that we are being simulated *and* that we are able to change the code.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:30 pmby Cul-Ed-Sac
Granted. A breed of computer virus corrupts and destroys us all...
I wish for an apartment unit with cable TV, internet, and a view of the ocean!
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:45 pmby Terropo
Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:Granted. A breed of computer virus corrupts and destroys us all...
I wish for an apartment unit with cable TV, internet, and a view of the ocean!
Granted, but that ocean causes a tsunami which will destroy your apartment.
I wish for 100 plates of spaghetti.
Posted:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:02 pmby Metamen
"Granted but they are all made out of pool party noodles"
"I wish real world physics would make giant robots a viable military option."
-OOC