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Window Land
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:05 pm

Granted, but the tree isn't very healthy. You then fail to notice the rot until the tree falls on you. I really hope you enjoyed your cinnamon.


I wish for some safe to eat food.
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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:19 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted, but the tree isn't very healthy. You then fail to notice the rot until the tree falls on you. I really hope you enjoyed your cinnamon.


I wish for some safe to eat food.


Granted. You are given a life-size safe that you can enter and eat food in. When you do, however, someone accidentally closes the door and forgets the combination for the lock.

I wish Elvis Costello was more popular today than whoever is on the pop charts.
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France Gall
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby France Gall » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:17 am

Granted. He'll be overplayed on the radio and on the phones of young people to the point of being annoying.

I wish my graphics card driver would be fixed. Can't download a 315 MB updated driver on dorm wifi lmoa
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Window Land
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:08 am

Granted, however, a sudden explosion in graphics tech means that your card is totally obsolete and nearly useless.


I wish for some bricks.
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Outer Sparta
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:36 am

Granted, but they are broken into many pieces.

I wish for a new phone.
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Israeli Empiratic Commonwealth
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Ex-Nation

Postby Israeli Empiratic Commonwealth » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:48 am

Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but they are broken into many pieces.

I wish for a new phone.

You get a Nokia.

I wish that I could go back to the year 1912
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Teenage former rebel.
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Outer Sparta
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:57 am

Granted, but you get stuck in 1912.

I wish I had a suite of Apple products.
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Asle Leopolka
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Asle Leopolka » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:02 pm

Granted, but you're up to your knees in apple juice.

I wish my student loan debt was erased and retroactively paid back to me.
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Window Land
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:48 pm

Granted. The payment is in pennies.


I wish for an idea.
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Troyskova
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Founded: Oct 04, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Troyskova » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:53 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted. The payment is in pennies.


I wish for an idea.

Granted, there was an idea. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles we never could."

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Boring People
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:19 pm

Granted, but you'll never truly understand why.

I wish Downstate New York was an independent country.

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Israeli Empiratic Commonwealth
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Founded: Jul 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Israeli Empiratic Commonwealth » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:21 pm

Boring People wrote:Granted, but you'll never truly understand why.

I wish Downstate New York was an independent country.

Granted. I wish as much but to corrupt it I'll also say they are a communist state and have fallen into anarchy.

I wish NationStates was more right-leaning.
EMT for Moreau EMS Squad
Naval Sea Cadet Petty Officer
Maple and Chicken Farmer (Gotta love the eggs and pancakes)
Extreme American Nationalist
Republican Upstate New Yorker (deal with it).
Proud enemy of Nazis (because Jewish vs. Aryan).
Proud enemy of Communists (because independence vs. collectivism).
Proud enemy of Progressives (because morals vs. make-believe).
Somewhat of an LGB ally, not the T or the Q or anything + though
Straight as a gun barrel.
Gun lover (clearly).
4 siblings (oldest brother, and proud to be so).
Teenage former rebel.
BACA supporter.
Proud leader of The Free Republican Commonwealth



In love.
If you can read this, thank a teacher!
If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier!

My belief here was censored.

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:26 pm

Granted, it becomes a cesspit of hate and far-right conspiracy theories.


I wish for my physics homework would do itself correctly.
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The Soylent Green Party
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:39 pm

Granted, but it is always one week late.

I wish for lower taxes.
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Boring People
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Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:57 pm

Granted. The taxes are so low that the government actually has to pay you. As a matter of fact, they owe you so much that when they send it to you, your home is crushed under a mountain of coins.

I wish there was another James Bond film that was good, and I saw it.

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Romextly
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Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Romextly » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:15 pm

Granted, you saw one second of it

I wish I could smile

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Troyskova
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Founded: Oct 04, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Troyskova » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:22 pm

Romextly wrote:Granted, you saw one second of it

I wish I could smile

Granted, your smile is now ugly.

I wish for
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"Knowing is Good. Knowing Everything is Better," is a quote said by President Khoroshev about the state's totalitarian nature.

IMPORTANT: Associate this nation with Abstergo and I will murder you. Cool? Cool. I am talking to you.. CANTELO.

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Ausinia
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Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:36 pm

Granted, but it becomes three

I wish to get all A’s in class
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:41 pm

Ausinia wrote:Granted, but it becomes three

I wish to get all A’s in class



Granted. But your classes are all now worthless in content and don't actually teach you anything useful to a potential job. Still, with all the Klingon opera you've been learning, you're a hit at Star Trek conventions.

I wish for clarity, humility and vigor in debates.
What would you do if Hong Kong somehow transported itself to right outside a small town in Minnesota? What would you do if an alien warlord was on the way? What would you do if you were a superhero, but only with dorky, lame D-level powers?

You would fit right in with the current IC of the long-running RP comedy series: The Infinites!

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Outer Sparta
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:58 pm

Granted, but debates now become boring and everyone snoozes through them.

I wish I can change the weather.
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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:43 pm

Granted. You can change any type of weather into ooblek.


I wish for 12v 18ah lead acid battery.
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Earth Orbit
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Founded: Oct 24, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Earth Orbit » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:49 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted. You can change any type of weather into ooblek.


I wish for 12v 18ah lead acid battery.


Granted, but it slowly fries any circuit you hook it up to.

I wish for straight As.
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Spearos
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Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Spearos » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:30 pm

Granted. You lose your social life completely.

I wish for complete invincibility in minecraft hardcore survival.

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The Glass Oasis
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Posts: 101
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:42 pm

Granted, but your world gets corrupted. Sorry not sorry.

I wish to finally get around to shrinking the circle on my flag.
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France Gall
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Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby France Gall » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:46 am

Granted. It shrinks so much it's pretty much invisible.

I wish to be healed of my colds this very instant.
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Political Compass
Libertarian Left
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Centrist
Economic: Centrist (59.1% Equality)
Diplomatic: Balanced (52.1% World)
Civil: Moderate (51.2% Authority)
Societal: Progressive (63.0% Progressive)

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