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The African Emirates
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Founded: Aug 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The African Emirates » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:47 am

Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but it shoots you.

I wish I can run on water.


Granted, your body requires constant immersion in water to function, and you die unless eternally submerged in a body of water.


I wish that my crush would ask me out.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2019 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Capitalism with Socialist Elements
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatives, Abortion, Capitalism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump

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Troyskova
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Posts: 43
Founded: Oct 04, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Troyskova » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:55 am

The African Emirates wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Granted, but it shoots you.

I wish I can run on water.


Granted, your body requires constant immersion in water to function, and you die unless eternally submerged in a body of water.


I wish that my crush would ask me out.

Granted, but you have to reject her no matter what.

I wish for legs
I do not use NS stats.
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Window Land
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Posts: 99
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:14 pm

Granted, you get rotting chicken legs


I wish for a sharp pencil.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important

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Outer Sparta
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Posts: 7715
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm

Granted, it's so sharp that it pokes through objects instantly when you write with it.

I wish for a massage.
leftism, environmental protection, two-state solution, atheism, evolution, income equality, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice, gun regulation, pacifism, science, net neutrality
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Spearos
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Posts: 50
Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Spearos » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:15 am

Granted, the massage is so hard that it hurts next morning.

I wish for plenty of cuddles.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10945
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:13 am

Granted. You're tossed in a vat full of kittens - but you suffocate.

I wish it would stop snowing.

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Outer Sparta
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Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:44 am

Granted, but it now rains 24/7.

I wish to go to Bora Bora.
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Boring People
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Posts: 1420
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Boring People » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:01 pm

Granted. So does a typhoon.

I wish ants and mice didn't invade houses.

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Talchyon
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Posts: 4629
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:06 pm

Boring People wrote:Granted. So does a typhoon.

I wish ants and mice didn't invade houses.



Granted. Now rabid chimpanzees invade houses. Thanks.

I wish Elvis Costello stopped making music in the 70's and didn't make those awful 80's albums.
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Palins
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:12 pm

Granted. He retired for several decades starting in the 1970s, but he eventually unretired, forming a mumble rap supergroup in 2017 with Justin Bieber and Robert Plant, and they made several awful albums together that somehow won Grammys.

I wish I could witness a stampede of mice.

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A m e n r i a
Minister
 
Posts: 2990
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:27 pm

Granted. You're trampled and bitten by a flood of mice with a variety of sicknesses.

I wish for an egg.
The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)


Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Yes, Tianshi and Cheonsa are the same person. It's literally the same word pronounced with a different language. Happy mid-autumn festival!


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Ausinia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 822
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:33 pm

Granted, it hatches to become a dragon that eats you.

I wish to be on page 62
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
AUSTRA LIA
Ausinia Weapons & Tech
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Over 50,000 more troops have been deployed on Cleaver Island, to combat the terrorists in West Cleaver. PM Edi: “We will end these terrorists, with the way they started this. With war that they so desperately want.”

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Talchyon
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Posts: 4629
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:37 pm

Ausinia wrote:Granted, it hatches to become a dragon that eats you.

I wish to be on page 62



Granted. When pg. 62 comes up, you take your monitor or handheld device, put it on the floor and stand on it. It breaks.


I wish I could see the above happen.
ANNOUNCING! The return of a long-running RP comedy series: The Infinites! About the lamest group of D-level superheroes who have to save the day with limited, dorky type powers. This time, they might have to save more than just the day.

THE NEW ARC HAS LAUNCHED! STILL TAKING APPLICATIONS

Join me for: The Infinites - INFINITE GAUNTLET (OOC) - and the IC is up! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

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Anecho
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Anecho » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:41 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Ausinia wrote:Granted, it hatches to become a dragon that eats you.

I wish to be on page 62



Granted. When pg. 62 comes up, you take your monitor or handheld device, put it on the floor and stand on it. It breaks.


I wish I could see the above happen.


You find yourself standing in his house, watching him stand on his monitor. He calls the cops and you're arrested for trespassing.

I wish they would make a Community movie.

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Outer Sparta
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Posts: 7715
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:09 pm

Granted, but it flops at the box office.

I wish I can do magic.
leftism, environmental protection, two-state solution, atheism, evolution, income equality, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice, gun regulation, pacifism, science, net neutrality
GOP, extreme political views, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Trump, fascism, wealth gaps, corporate socialism, war, NSA, ICE, internet censorship, CIA, NRA, environmental destruction, pseudoscience, homophobia, Confederacy, KKK, xenophobia, jingoism, Citizens United, corruption

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Romextly
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Posts: 62
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Romextly » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:13 pm

Granted:You make tour head dissapear

I wish I could have alot of money.

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Ausinia
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Posts: 822
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:21 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Ausinia wrote:Granted, it hatches to become a dragon that eats you.

I wish to be on page 62



Granted. When pg. 62 comes up, you take your monitor or handheld device, put it on the floor and stand on it. It breaks.


I wish I could see the above happen.


Ask and you shall receive

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-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
AUSTRA LIA
Ausinia Weapons & Tech
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Over 50,000 more troops have been deployed on Cleaver Island, to combat the terrorists in West Cleaver. PM Edi: “We will end these terrorists, with the way they started this. With war that they so desperately want.”

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Ausinia
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Posts: 822
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:25 pm

Granted, but you over inflate the economy, and your money is useless.

I wish for school to be over for the year
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
AUSTRA LIA
Ausinia Weapons & Tech
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Over 50,000 more troops have been deployed on Cleaver Island, to combat the terrorists in West Cleaver. PM Edi: “We will end these terrorists, with the way they started this. With war that they so desperately want.”

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Spearos
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Spearos » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:11 pm

Granted. Your year becomes boring and you have nothing to do.

I wish that it was already holidays.

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Outer Sparta
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Posts: 7715
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:12 pm

Granted, but you don't get any presents.

I wish for rain.
leftism, environmental protection, two-state solution, atheism, evolution, income equality, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice, gun regulation, pacifism, science, net neutrality
GOP, extreme political views, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Trump, fascism, wealth gaps, corporate socialism, war, NSA, ICE, internet censorship, CIA, NRA, environmental destruction, pseudoscience, homophobia, Confederacy, KKK, xenophobia, jingoism, Citizens United, corruption

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Romextly
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Posts: 62
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Romextly » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:45 am

Granted, It becomes too much rain and floods your house

I wish I had a jacket

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Window Land
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Posts: 99
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Window Land » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:20 am

Granted, it is very warm and stuck on you. Then you realize that the furnace is on its highest setting. And all the doors and windows are locked shut.


I wish for some nontoxic food.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important

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Fornce
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 03, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fornce » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:23 am

Granted. THe nontoxic food are rotten

I wish for a baguette

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The Lune
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 01, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Lune » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:36 am

Granted. You travel back in time to 1940 to get your baguette, but before can eat it, you surrender to a German soldier and he confiscates your baguette.

I wish I was able to not struggle with my essays.

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Talchyon
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Posts: 4629
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:47 am

The Lune wrote:Granted. You travel back in time to 1940 to get your baguette, but before can eat it, you surrender to a German soldier and he confiscates your baguette.

I wish I was able to not struggle with my essays.



Granted! You no longer struggle with your essays. But the problem is, you can only write in pig Latin and it annoys your professors so much that you get bad grades because of it.


I wish I could grow, raise, and harvest cinnamon from the tree in my temperate climate zone.
ANNOUNCING! The return of a long-running RP comedy series: The Infinites! About the lamest group of D-level superheroes who have to save the day with limited, dorky type powers. This time, they might have to save more than just the day.

THE NEW ARC HAS LAUNCHED! STILL TAKING APPLICATIONS

Join me for: The Infinites - INFINITE GAUNTLET (OOC) - and the IC is up! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

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