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Hurricania Imperium
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Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Hurricania Imperium » Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:37 am

Mzincaelift wrote:Granted. The slide replaces the bell, making every trumpet unplayable.

I wish people took the ukulele seriously

Granted, they treat it as a weapon and ban it.

I wish for world freedom
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Tornado Queendom
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Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:18 am

Hurricania Imperium wrote:
Mzincaelift wrote:Granted. The slide replaces the bell, making every trumpet unplayable.

I wish people took the ukulele seriously

Granted, they treat it as a weapon and ban it.

I wish for world freedom

Granted, you get anarchy.

I wish for this thread to be more active
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Bluelight-R006
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Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:21 am

Granted. It’s so active that it has a restriction to how many can’t come anymore, and you were on that list.

I wish I had a futuristic aircraft for my online friends and me to hang out in.

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Tornado Queendom
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tornado Queendom » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:13 pm

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Granted. It’s so active that it has a restriction to how many can’t come anymore, and you were on that list.

I wish I had a futuristic aircraft for my online friends and me to hang out in.

Granted, but it explodes when you try to fly it.

I wish for Always Online DRM to stop
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Nilrahrarfan
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Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:30 am

Tornado Queendom wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:Granted. It’s so active that it has a restriction to how many can’t come anymore, and you were on that list.

I wish I had a futuristic aircraft for my online friends and me to hang out in.

Granted, but it explodes when you try to fly it.

I wish for Always Online DRM to stop

Granted, all games with it shut down and die.

I wish for the Green New Deal to fail
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Mzincaelift
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Founded: Nov 29, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:07 pm

Granted. This is because a new proposal to halve the human population is instead ratified.

I wish wheeled animals were a thing.

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Vaxian Imperium
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Founded: Feb 13, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Vaxian Imperium » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:10 pm

Granted, the animals wheels inhibit their movement and many become trapped and starve to death


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Estanglia
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Founded: Dec 31, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Estanglia » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:12 pm

Vaxian Imperium wrote:Granted, the animals wheels inhibit their movement and many become trapped and starve to death


A army of unlimited followers


Granted but the followers are invisible.

I wish for a mountain of gold.
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Belgaam
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Postby Belgaam » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:14 pm

Granted, but the next day it will be all gone. :/

I wish that Bella Santiago won Selectia Nationala.
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Hystaria
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Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:18 pm

Yes, and it shuts down forever afterwords due to a murder of the person.


The heat death of universe arrives.
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Five Nations
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Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:20 pm

Granted. All universe will be dark forever and any life will never return here!








I wish for skill of beating anyone with touching him with finger but only if I want to have it.
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Hystaria
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Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:26 pm

Five Nations wrote:Granted. All universe will be dark forever and any life will never return here!








I wish for skill of beating anyone with touching him with finger but only if I want to have it.

...well thats what my wish was about?
/skip
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Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
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Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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Reolaa
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Founded: Jan 13, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Reolaa » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:30 pm

Five Nations wrote:Granted. All universe will be dark forever and any life will never return here!








I wish for skill of beating anyone with touching him with finger but only if I want to have it.



granted everything you touch melts away





I wish to know all the languages

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Tornado Queendom
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Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tornado Queendom » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:52 pm

Reolaa wrote:
Five Nations wrote:Granted. All universe will be dark forever and any life will never return here!








I wish for skill of beating anyone with touching him with finger but only if I want to have it.



granted everything you touch melts away





I wish to know all the languages

Granted, but you can't speak them all. You just know them, and can read them.

I wish for infinite wishes
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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:01 pm

Granted but you will have to describe your wishes and that will end just when you will die.









I wish I can fly.
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News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:05 pm

Granted. You fly into a window.


I wish that stop build day dies this year.
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Hystaria
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Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:45 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted. You fly into a window.


I wish that stop build day dies this year.

Yes, because everyone that knows that event dies.


Earth gets consumed by the sun
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i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
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Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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Mzincaelift
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Founded: Nov 29, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Tue Feb 19, 2019 2:49 pm

Granted. The sun then feels nauseous and vomits the Earth back out

I want a switch

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Belgaam
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Founded: Aug 22, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Belgaam » Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:03 pm

Granted, but the switch gets broken when you first switch it on. :/

I wish that a really bad song that everyone loves becomes really hated by everyone in the world.
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Sperio
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Founded: May 24, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sperio » Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:10 pm

Belgaam wrote:Granted, but the switch gets broken when you first switch it on. :/

I wish that a really bad song that everyone loves becomes really hated by everyone in the world.

Granted, but it is your favorite song



I wish that all anti vaxxers and flat earthers would be wiped out
Bow to the nuke gods

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Jodaco
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Posts: 4
Founded: Aug 25, 2016
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Jodaco » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:10 pm

Granted but you get sent to an alternate earth that is flat and everyone else thinks it's round.

I wish for truly lifelike virtual reality

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Tondo Federation
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Founded: Apr 25, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Tondo Federation » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:51 pm

Granted, but you are forever stuck in that reality, and there is no way to get out of said reality even if you die.

I wish superconductors function at room temperature
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Hystaria
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Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:39 pm

Tondo Federation wrote:Granted, but you are forever stuck in that reality, and there is no way to get out of said reality even if you die.

I wish superconductors function at room temperature

Yes, because the room is ice cold.



I wish people to be fine with their own existence without a God.
Like, you dont need a space suger daddy to give you a reason to live
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Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
[spoiler= Official Allies]Bolkenia
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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Olversome
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Founded: Dec 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Olversome » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:14 pm

Fine but now everyone wants their own suger daddy
I wish that NS would die

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Imperium of Dragonia
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Founded: Jan 05, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Imperium of Dragonia » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:17 pm

Granted. You can now only engage on discourse regarding everything on MySpace.

I wish for what the person that responds to me wishes.
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