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Rome-on-Venus
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Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Rome-on-Venus » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:34 am

The Zravvisk wrote:
Rome-on-Venus wrote:Granted, but you get teleported to earth as the sun expands into a red giant.

I wish to be an immortal hermaphrodite plant-girl. Why, you may ask? Because this is Corrupt a Wish, and I wanna see how you can corrupt the arguably corrupt.

Granted, you are also on fire for the rest of eternity so at least you'll have the stimulation of pain as you live though the heat death of the universe.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but I delete you from life for that to happen, then make you spend the rest of eternity browsing NS forums, and to respond to my other versions of this exact wish on Corrupt a Wish IX and Improve a Wish.
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Etymology behind "strength through deception": They are strong, considering it is harsh, even on the terraformed Venus. Plus, the original Venus was Earth's evil twin.

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Wrapper
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wrapper » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:19 am

Rome-on-Venus wrote:Granted, but I delete you from life for that to happen, then make you spend the rest of eternity browsing NS forums, and to respond to my other versions of this exact wish on Corrupt a Wish IX and Improve a Wish.
Wrapper wrote:I wish you'd used the existing thread instead of making another one.
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Skyhooked
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:30 am

Granted. I will use it. But no one else will, so it gets pretty... lonely.

I wish to become an owner of a great chocolate factory.
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Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

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Wrapper
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wrapper » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:49 am

Skyhooked wrote:Granted. I will use it. But no one else will, so it gets pretty... lonely.

I wish to become an owner of a great chocolate factory.

Granted. You enslave hundreds of miniature Donald Trump lookalikes to make your confections.

I wish people would post in order on this thread and not respond to a post made hours ago, which was already responded to. I also wish for a pony.

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Boring People
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:48 am

Granted. A skunk named Humania is now dead.

I wish for the renewal of the Russian Monarchy.

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Myon
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Founded: Jul 20, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Myon » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:56 am

Granted. Tsar Nicholas II returns with his undead army, vowing revenge on the person who woke him up.

I wish for a supply of baguettes.

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Scientificum
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:59 am

Granted. You didn't say how many, so you get a total of two (2) baguettes. They are also stale.

I wish for a singular United States penny. Can't have anything go wrong with that.
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Mioktopia
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Founded: Jul 16, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Mioktopia » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:05 am

Scientificum wrote:Granted. You didn't say how many, so you get a total of two (2) baguettes. They are also stale.

I wish for a singular United States penny. Can't have anything go wrong with that.

Granted however, you got framed for stealing it from a Granny. You get arrested.

I wish for a Furry and a Bear in a cage, I'm not in the cage and not near it.
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I'm just an idiot who loves history and Bears (I'm not a furry I swear)

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Scientificum
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:17 am

Granted. The Furry is right next to you, though. That's the power of wording for ya!

I wish for me to just exist the way I am. No changes at all inside or outside me.
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The Corporate State of Scientificum
Character in the flag is the true Director of Scientificum.
Regular Flag
The GD Corp Canon, the dumpster Scientificum resides in (Now with more calories!)
Overview - GD Corp
DA NEWS: Scientificum now has a new flag. Still nowhere near completing its lore, though.

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Mioktopia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mioktopia » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:23 am

Scientificum wrote:Granted. The Furry is right next to you, though. That's the power of wording for ya!

I wish for me to just exist the way I am. No changes at all inside or outside me.

Granted, although everyone else dies.

I wish for a ROMAN CATAPULT
I'm just an idiot who loves history and Bears (I'm not a furry I swear)

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Mioktopia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mioktopia » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:59 am

bump.
I'm just an idiot who loves history and Bears (I'm not a furry I swear)

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United States of Natan
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Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:23 am

Mioktopia wrote:
Scientificum wrote:Granted. The Furry is right next to you, though. That's the power of wording for ya!

I wish for me to just exist the way I am. No changes at all inside or outside me.

Granted, although everyone else dies.

I wish for a ROMAN CATAPULT

Granted, it backfires.

I wish that Trial and Error and Timeless weren't cancelled.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:43 am

Granted, they become the worst shows ever


I wish for an incorruptible wish
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Neo Kerala
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Neo Kerala » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:47 am

Window Land wrote:Granted, they become the worst shows ever


I wish for an incorruptible wish

Granted I shoot you.

I wish for all dogs to die

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Abarri
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Founded: Aug 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Abarri » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:55 pm

Granted. Foxes are the new dogs, and they are extremely hard to domesticate.


I wish everyone can easily learn how to swim.
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How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm proud to be a vexillographical sinner.

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Caleonia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:30 am

Wish granted. People drown before they even touch the water.

I wish for a Fake Immunity Idol
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:01 am

granted, you can fake an immunity of an idol.


I wish for an :)
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Caleonia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:18 am

Wish granted. It kills you.

I wish for something that keeps me motivated.
Caleon Sports-Daily: J.D. Hamlin may have dominated the day, but Ryan once again charges late to become the first 2-time winner of the 2034 season.

The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
Economic Left/Right: -1.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.51
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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 am

Granted but it keeps you motivated only durning 00:00 of every day

i wish for T-series to become most subbed channel on Youtube

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Mzincaelift
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Founded: Nov 29, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:35 pm

Granted. Every single sub of theirs is now a bot.

I wish I could manipulate people to do my bidding

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Tornado Queendom
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tornado Queendom » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:37 pm

Mzincaelift wrote:Granted. Every single sub of theirs is now a bot.

I wish I could manipulate people to do my bidding

Granted, you become the Doge of the World.
(By doge, I mean something like the Doge of Venice. Also, you become a dead meme.)
I wish Venice became independent again
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Gudmund
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Gudmund » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:19 pm

Granted, Venice somehow snaps off the continent and floats away as an island, inevitably resulting in an independent government.


I wish the BN's 'wish granted' response means the opposite of what they're trying to say.
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Early 2000s Memes
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Ex-Nation

Postby Early 2000s Memes » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:27 pm


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Caleonia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:21 am

Wish granted; they’re from 1980.

I wish Trumpets had Trombone slides.
Caleon Sports-Daily: J.D. Hamlin may have dominated the day, but Ryan once again charges late to become the first 2-time winner of the 2034 season.

The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
Economic Left/Right: -1.38
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Mzincaelift
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Anarchy

Postby Mzincaelift » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:18 am

Granted. The slide replaces the bell, making every trumpet unplayable.

I wish people took the ukulele seriously

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