Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **The African Emirates** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:48 am

Granted, but your real life home country also wins an all out nuclear war against the world, with major fallout and dust clouds globally.

I wish to :ugeek:

by **Window Land** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:20 am

Granted. Your face is now permanently a :ugeek:

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I wish I knew java.

by **The African Emirates** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:46 am

Granted, you now know a person names Java.

I wish to win every N-Day

by **Great Mojave** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:52 am

Granted, but you are now a greasy, acne-infested NEET in his mom's basement. Enjoy the tendies.

God, I wish crayons werent so damn tasty

by **Sensorland** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:26 pm

Granted. Crayons are very disgusting. You must eat at least five daily.

I wish for the word "wish" to be replaced with the word "splork".

by **Talchyon** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:13 pm

Sensorland wrote:Granted. Crayons are very disgusting. You must eat at least five daily.

I wish for the word "wish" to be replaced with the word "splork".

Granted. Every time you splork, someone thinks that what you're really trying to do is spell 'orc'. And they make fun of you because they think you're dumb, because who can't spell a three letter word?

I wish that every player who signs up for my Infinites RP is funny and stays all the way in until the arc is completed, and the thrilling climax is RP'd. Even if it takes a year and a half.

by **Mzincaelift** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:15 am

Granted. Nobody joins, and you finish the roleplay feeling like a helpless sociopath.

I wish I had friends who were decent at the games I play

by **Sensorland** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:57 am

Granted. They are, however, terrible friends in all other respects.

I splork for my walls to be more colorful.

by **The African Emirates** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:29 am

Granted, but I seem to have misheard you and your walls are full of human colons.

I splork to be inserted into the Undertale universe.

by **Tondo Federation** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:30 am

Granted, but everyday you're always going to have a bad time.

I wish that every letter is four letters long

by **Window Land** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:26 am

Granted, but everybody shortens them to normal to save time.

I wish for Canopy to win n-day.

by **Sensorland** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:20 pm

Granted, Canopy wins n-day... in 20 years.

I splork for this thread to be renamed "Corrupt a Splork VIII"

by **The African Emirates** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:45 pm

Granted, but somebody almost immediately splorks, "I splork for this thread to be renamed 'Corrupt a Wish VIII'"

I wish that everybody was immortal, invincible, and omnipotent without any paradoxes occurring

by **Mzincaelift** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:25 pm

Granted. As an added bonus, everyone is paralyzed.

I wish someone would genetically engineer Pokemon

by **Talchyon** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:28 am

Mzincaelift wrote:Granted. As an added bonus, everyone is paralyzed.

I wish someone would genetically engineer Pokemon

Granted. The Pokemon start starring in really crappy detective mystery movies that no on in their right minds ever want to see, and... oh wait, it already happened...

I wish someone had the powers of chi with advanced combat abilities, but could only use them against fish.

by **Talchyon** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:29 am

Mzincaelift wrote:Granted. As an added bonus, everyone is paralyzed.

I wish someone would genetically engineer Pokemon

Granted. The Pokemon start starring in really crappy detective mystery movies that no on in their right minds ever want to see, and... oh wait, it already happened...

I wish someone had the powers of chi with advanced combat abilities, but could only use them against fish.

by **Satuga** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:25 am

Talchyon wrote:

Granted. The Pokemon start starring in really crappy detective mystery movies that no on in their right minds ever want to see, and... oh wait, it already happened...

I wish someone had the powers of chi with advanced combat abilities, but could only use them against fish.

Granted now some random person with no arms or legs can use chi against fish!

I wish I wasn't seeing a double post from Talchyon.

by **Sensorland** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:54 am

Granted, you are now seeing a triple post from Talchyon.

I wish for elephants to be renamed "rhinos".

by **The African Emirates** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:03 am

Granted, but they now have the exact same genetic makeup as rhinos, and the previous rhinos switch to become genetically identical to elephants, and are now renamed to elephants.

Basically elephants and rhinos switch genetic makeups and names.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.

by **Window Land** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:38 am

Granted, you are now an impressively tall ball of yarn.

I wish to be a better saxophone player.

by **Talchyon** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:49 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted, you are now an impressively tall ball of yarn.

I wish to be a better saxophone player.

Granted. You can now play the saxophone 4 beats per minute faster than you used to. But the problem is, you only get to play music that is intentionally slow.

I wish lots of restaurants served burgers made with Greek seasoning.

by **The Glass Oasis** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:00 am

Granted, it's seasoning made from the land that makes up the country of Greece.

I splork for a spork, a foon, a spife, a knork, and a fife.

by **Tondo Federation** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:26 am

Granted, but everytime you use them they exert a significant amount of radioactivity.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four Impala.

by **Sensorland** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:03 am

Granted. However, you also have cancer.

I splork for Kim Jong Un to suddenly become a super nice guy who wants to institute democracy and give his people rights.

by **Window Land** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:04 am

Granted. He ends up dying immediately afterword, and the leader after him starts a nuclear war.

I wish sensorland would stop writing splork.

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