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Southland
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Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sat May 27, 2023 8:16 pm

Granted, you wake up with a severed pony's head in your bed.

I'm still wishing for that pancake.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

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Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant
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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
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Postby Stratonesia » Sat May 27, 2023 8:39 pm

Granted! Kirby eats your pancake.
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New Texas Republic
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Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 7:17 am

Granted, now it doesn’t exist at all!

I wish I had a time machine
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sun May 28, 2023 12:47 pm

Granted. You have a machine that tells the time. It's a cheap plastic watch with one of the really bad light-up-lights from 80's watches.


I wish that I was proactive.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Islamic Holy Sites
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Sun May 28, 2023 12:50 pm

Granted, you start a weapons company and then start a war and profit, but you are hated by people around the world

I wish for a dragon
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Nova Paradisius
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Founded: Apr 16, 2023
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Postby Nova Paradisius » Sun May 28, 2023 4:41 pm

Granted. Its buried in a chasm in the center of the world, and that's all the information you are given.
I wish for a comfortable throne of gold and silver.
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Spacias
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Founded: Apr 12, 2023
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Postby Spacias » Sun May 28, 2023 11:58 pm

Granted, but not acceptable, since gold and silver is not made out of foam

I wish to split the solar system.
Outside space - even that! :)
Two reasons why I changed my name to Spacias instead:
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  • By an ex-nation
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Spacias
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Founded: Apr 12, 2023
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Postby Spacias » Mon May 29, 2023 2:13 am

/bump
Outside space - even that! :)
Two reasons why I changed my name to Spacias instead:
  • Spacia is taken
  • By an ex-nation
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon May 29, 2023 10:56 am

Spacias wrote:I wish to split the solar system.



Granted. You split the solar system right down the middle of the sun, creating an excessive amount of nuclear fission that wipes out both sides of the solar system itself. Thanks.

I wish that I had a robot that did all my errands perfectly, without error, without breakdown, and without hostile intent.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Kranistan
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Founded: Dec 02, 2022
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Postby Kranistan » Mon May 29, 2023 11:04 am

Granted. Now you just need a power supply that you can afford to buy.

I wish that R. Kelly didn't do all those bad things so that I can listen to I Believe I Can Fly without a guilty conscience.
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Just your regular fascist hellscape
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Southland
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Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Mon May 29, 2023 11:08 am

Granted, but instead of doing those bad thing he's instead infamous for engaging in a Chris Benoit-esque murder-suicide of his family.

I wish that today would be sunny where I live.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant
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