Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Atkemri]

Granted, your classes are easier but you are given loads of work to compensate for it.

[Vincere Terrae]

an didn't post a wish so I will

I wish days were longer

[Window Land]

Granted. You now live in Antarctica half of the year and the artic the other half.


I wish to skip the current project in my world history class.

[Sensorland]

Granted. You do skip the project. You get a 0, since skipping it does not mean you were allowed to.

I wish that the nation below gets 2 wishes

[Talchyon]

Granted. You do skip the project. You get a 0, since skipping it does not mean you were allowed to.

I wish that the nation below gets 2 wishes

Granted. But since the number of wishes is written in binary, I actually get 10 wishes and not just 2.

I wish the person who responds to this wish comes and joins my new Infinites RP.

[Ausinia]

Done, except you cant see there posts

I wish for school to be over

[Wine-loving Chimps]

Granted. Category 10 Earthquake coming in T-....

I wish to never be bored.

[Corporoat]

Granted. You are always scared.

I wish for the ability to do a good job on any workload without stress

[Window Land]

Granted, but the insane workload your boss puts on you means you literally end up hurting yourself as you try to complete it.


I wish for some candy.

[Captilatika]

Granted. You get cavities and all your teeth fall out.

I wish I was taller

[Great Buptain and Toadstool]

Granted, but you have to duck for doors.

I wish I could perform a backwards long jump in real life.

[Talchyon]

Granted, but you have to duck for doors.

I wish I could perform a backwards long jump in real life.

Granted. Whenever you play Real Life, you can perform a backwards long jump. But it doesn't help you in the game.

I wish I had the power to undo moderator's bans. (Not that I have any compelling reason, just because why not).

[The neo glactic empire]

Granted,but your account is deleted by mods.

I wish I owned a venator class star destroyer.

[Ausinia]

Granted, but because if your lack of captaining skills, you crash it into the moon, pushing the moon away. ou just ruined surfing, and the beach

I wish for anything, just anything at all

[Talchyon]

Granted, but because if your lack of captaining skills, you crash it into the moon, pushing the moon away. ou just ruined surfing, and the beach

I wish for anything, just anything at all

Granted. You get a Jane Austen action figure. But you still have to pay for it.


I wish someone made a movie where the costuming and set was based only off of things you can get on Ebay for 5 bucks or less each, including shipping.

[Aurevbush]

Granted, but because if your lack of captaining skills, you crash it into the moon, pushing the moon away. ou just ruined surfing, and the beach

I wish for anything, just anything at all

Granted. You get a Jane Austen action figure. But you still have to pay for it.


I wish someone made a movie where the costuming and set was based only off of things you can get on Ebay for 5 bucks or less each, including shipping.

Granted, it doesn't even crack the box office and everyone calls it, "the movie worse than Battlefield Earth."

I wish I had unlimited access to Uranium.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted. You don't have access to anything that would make it useful or safe, however, and you get radiation poisoning.

I wish my accounts wouldn't disappear if I stopped logging in.

[Talchyon]

Granted. You don't have access to anything that would make it useful or safe, however, and you get radiation poisoning.

I wish my accounts wouldn't disappear if I stopped logging in.

Granted. Your accounts will never disappear. But you can never log in again.


I wish I knew all 57 of the ingredients that made Heinz 57 sauce.

[Spearos]

Granted. You can never make your own heinz sauce or tell the secret.

I wish for the ability to rapidly regenerate all injuries and healthy cells.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted. Every time you lose cells, they regenerate into another body and are legally your offspring.

I wish to be satisfied with the outcome of my wish.

[Windeol]

Granted, but that's all you asked for, so you're satisfied with nothing.

I wish I was a great actor

[Alta Californians]

Granted, but that's all you asked for, so you're satisfied with nothing.

I wish I was a great actor

Granted, but you never get job offers, and everyone thinks you are bad, even if you show them your skills

I wish I got all Paradox Games and DLC for free and a god-mode computer to play them on

[Sensorland]

Granted. However, you have no desire to play them anymore.

I wish for my dog to be able to talk for exactly thirty consecutive seconds, once, at a time, date, and location of my choosing.

[Alta Californians]

Granted. However, you have no desire to play them anymore.

I wish for my dog to be able to talk for exactly thirty consecutive seconds, once, at a time, date, and location of my choosing.

Granted, but the dog is shot and killed before he can speak, and now only speaks ghost to nobody at all.

I wish to have a nuke, the intention to use it, and that it is impossible to find except for me. I also can launch it with my mind, and the radiation does not go within 100km radius of me

[Window Land]

Granted. It tips over before you launch it and it crushes you.


I wish to win n-day.