Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Sensorland]

Granted, New Transeurasia can no longer post here, but the beans will forever haunt your nightmares.

I wish for pollution to be reduced significantly.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted. We go back to the dark ages

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I wish for a rail ride

[Marquisal]

Granted, here you have your rail ride to Auswitz!


I wish my grand grandfather hadn't died in a concentration camp...
Poor of him he was making a bet with other SS guards about cooking food in the electric bench...

[Australian rePublic]

Granted. If only it were true

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I wish for the tree in Sensorland's flag

[Window Land]

Granted. It will be delivered via nuclear warhead.


I wish for the school pencil sharpeners to work.

[Blanjiland]

Granted, but they sharpen the entire pencil, and your hand, and your arm, and your torso...

I wish our school would perform the play “The Producers”.

[Last Choicia]

Granted, but nobody outside of your school cares.

I wish to be fluent in every language.

[New Transeurasia]

Granted. Every time you speak 1 sentence, you have to change languages.

I wish to spam mail b e a n s to everyone in this thread

[Sensorland]

Granted. You are also now banned from NationStates and can never post here again.

I wish for D.B. Cooper's true identity to be discovered.

[A m e n r i a]

Granted. Your mind explodes afterwards because it was a knowledge not meant for mankind.

I wish all the tall girls on campus want me.

[Talchyon]

Granted. Your mind explodes afterwards because it was a knowledge not meant for mankind.

I wish all the tall girls on campus want me.

Granted. They all want you platonically, but have zero romantic interest in you.

I wish 20 players sign up for my Infinites RP launching tonight, that they are all funny, creative, and last the whole length of the arc that will last at least a year and a half.

[Marquisal]

Granted, but they are arabs who doesn't understand your language and start the RP just on their own, and in arab.


I wish my doomsday device would be finished for me...

[Corporoat]

Granted, but it's finished sloppily and doesn't work.

I wish to assert my dominance over New Transeurasia by drinking a GFS 5lb tub of baked beans in front of them.

[Sensorland]

Granted, but this backfires and NT beans you with a beanbag.

I wish that I understood how dishwashers work.

[Aeprelh]

Granted, but this backfires and NT beans you with a beanbag.

I wish that I understood how dishwashers work.

Granted, but you learn that they have chemicals that you don't want to know about.

I wish for nations to pay tribute to good nations

[Talchyon]

Granted, but this backfires and NT beans you with a beanbag.

I wish that I understood how dishwashers work.

Granted, but you learn that they have chemicals that you don't want to know about.

I wish for nations to pay tribute to good nations

Granted. Postmodernists redefine what the word "good" means, and every nation - even the most tyrannical, abusive and thieving - are included. And they get more tribute, because they cheat.

I wish that Congressmen (or women) could be sued for making up false claims against their political rivals and those associated with them.

[Strahcoin]

I wish that Congressmen (or women) could be sued for making up false claims against their political rivals and those associated with them.

Granted, but those Congress members just learn how to lie better. Moreover, they bribe the media to corroborate their false claims. Now, everyone thinks that what they say is true, and that anybody who disagrees must be a "fascist".

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I wish I have the ability to manipulate time, and nothing harmful happens to me as a result.

[New Transeurasia]

I wish that Congressmen (or women) could be sued for making up false claims against their political rivals and those associated with them.

Granted, but those Congress members just learn how to lie better. Moreover, they bribe the media to corroborate their false claims. Now, everyone thinks that what they say is true, and that anybody who disagrees must be a "fascist".

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I wish I have the ability to manipulate time, and nothing harmful happens to me as a result.

Granted, but each time you manipulate time, something seems a bit odd, like the fridge is filled with beans, or the only thing the vending machine dispenses is hot dog water, or nachos start being served watered down and covered in cheese.

I wish politics were less boring, and more of a sport(maybe wrestling or soccer/football)

[Sensorland]

Granted. Elections are now determined by feats of strength and agility. Democracy is gone. The world descends into chaos as inexperienced athletes largely take control of world governments.

I wish for Netflix to have all the shows and movies I want to watch, and to have access to Netflix, and for Netflix to not have ads, and for Netflix's price to not increase significantly, and for Netflix to not go out of business.

[Boring People]

Granted, but for some reason you've gone blind and deaf, unable to either see or hear the programming.

I wish the moon wasn't slowly drifting off into space.

[Abdericres]

Granted, but for some reason you've gone blind and deaf, unable to either see or hear the programming.

I wish the moon wasn't slowly drifting off into space.

Granted. It now stays in a fixed orbit around Earth. Mars's moons, however, start drifting away.

I wish for a bottle of fresh Pesto.

[Window Land]

Granted. You get 3 billion-year-old pesto in a brand new bottle.


I wish for an

[Chan Island]

Here's your plushie of that emoji.

I wish for the ability to do some cool party trick.

[Sensorland]

Granted. However, you are not invited to parties.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[A m e n r i a]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish classes weren't so difficult.