Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Sensorland** » Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:46 pm

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so I've decided it stands for Kingdom of Super Pistachios 2.

I wish that chickens didn't exist.

by **New Transeurasia** » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:34 pm

Granted. the world descends into hell because theres no chicken tenders

I wish for a can of beans with a plastic drink cup top so i can drink from it using a plastic straw like it's mcdonalds sprite

by **Talchyon** » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:00 pm

New Transeurasia wrote:Granted. the world descends into hell because theres no chicken tenders

I wish for a can of beans with a plastic drink cup top so i can drink from it using a plastic straw like it's mcdonalds sprite

Granted. You get a free, "I've joined the weirdo club" card. Gives discounts on Ebay for only the weirdest of weird stuff.

I wish someone passed a law forbidding the drinking of cans of beans.

by **Sensorland** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:00 am

Granted, the World Assembly on nationstates.net passes a resolution forbidding the drinking of cans of beans.

I wish for Fahrenheit and Rankine to replace Celsius and Kelvin, respectively, as the primary international units of temperature measurement.

by **The Glass Oasis** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:01 am

Granted, it's only on your NS nation's universe, and even then people go crazy about it (in the universe)

I wish for nothing

by **Cornfederacy of Corn** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:11 am

Granted. You lose all of your possessions.

I wish my computer didn't get so hot.

by **ImperialRussia** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:17 am

Wished granted hookers got you hooked

I didn’t mean this way

by **The Glass Oasis** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:18 am

Denied, no wish requested

I wish Minecraft and roblox were both good and wouldn't fight

by **Federal Spanish States** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:19 am

ImperialRussia wrote:Wished granted hookers got you hooked

Play the game properly, or you'll get skipped.

Cornfederacy of Corn wrote:Granted. You lose all of your possessions.

I wish my computer didn't get so hot.

Granted, now it doesn't even get past the POST!

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

hecc I got ninja'd

The Glass Oasis wrote:Denied, no wish requested

I wish Minecraft and roblox were both good and wouldn't fight

Granted, they both shut down due to a lack of players.

I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

by **ImperialRussia** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:22 am

I wish for fishing hooks

by **ImperialRussia** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:23 am

I wish for fishing hooks

by **Federal Spanish States** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:23 am

ImperialRussia wrote:I wish for fishing hooks

Didn't play the game.

/stillme

by **The Glass Oasis** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:23 am

ImperialRussia wrote:I wish for fishing hooks

Again? Really?
Edit: And you sended it twice? Haven't deleted it yet?
/skip

by **Corporoat** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:29 am

Federal Spanish States wrote:
I wish that yesn't was the only way to say no.

Granted. I do yesn'tt kyesn'tw what's going t'nsey. It seems like yesn'tthing happened.

I wish cancel culture was cancelled

by **Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:17 am

Granted. It canceling itself causes a time paradox that ends with literally nothing changing at all.

I wish for a restored french monarchy under the house of Orleans.

by **Window Land** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:48 am

Granted, but the French really hate them and they end up being guillotined.

I wish for the Vikings to beat the Packers today.

by **Marxist Germany** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:29 am

Granted, the Vikings defeat the Packers at losing.

I wish the German empire won WW1

by **Homo Horrificus** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:07 am

Granted, France and Russia turn fascist

I wish for the July 20 1944 plot to succeed

by **Fatatatutti** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:24 am

Homo Horrificus wrote:I wish for the July 20 1944 plot to succeed

Granted, but Martin Bormann took over and he was worse than Hitler. Meanwhile, Goering sent the Fallschirmjaegers to invade Haiti and bring the voodoo witch doctors back to raise zombie Hitler from the dead.

I wish My Little Pony never existed.

by **Marxist Germany** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:24 am

Homo Horrificus wrote:Granted, France and Russia turn fascist

Russia was already going through a socialist revolution in 1917 how would they turn facsist? :eyebrow:

/skip

by **Marquisal** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:53 am

Granted, but it's sickness survived.

I wish you could shut ups.

by **Corporoat** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:18 pm

Granted. UPS is shut, but FedEx is still around.

I wish fandoms could be civil.

by **Sensorland** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:29 pm

Granted. Fandoms can be civil, but they choose not to be.

I wish for a pen that can write on its own.

by **New Transeurasia** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:17 pm

Granted. The only thing it writes is "MADE IN CHINA".

I wish for a can of beans but its painted like a hydroflask so i can say "and i oop sksksk" whenever i spill beans on the floor

by **Marquisal** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:30 am

Granted, but they are magical murderous beans that will kill you when dropped.

I wish you could post nothing here.

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