Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Talchyon]

granted, the entire website is shut down so no more summerposters.

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I wish for your nuclear codes

Granted. You get their nuclear codes... hours after their nuclear program was completely dismantled and sold to North Korea, who changed the codes after getting it.

I wish people from Corrupt a Wish join my upcoming RP (see my sig) and are long-lasting, with funny characters.

[UIS Leviathan]

Granted, but the RP is boring as all hell and devolves into just OOC talk.

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I wish for 3 more wishes

[Sensorland]

Granted, but they must all be wishes for a single green grape.

I wish for a year's supply of calendars.

[Satuga]

Granted, but they must all be wishes for a single green grape.

I wish for a year's supply of calendars.

Granted but it's a year's supply of calendars for last year!

I wish for an Incorruptable wish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Window Land]

Granted. Unfortunately, shipping costs $100 and the wish won't be here till next august.


I wish I could integrate polar equations perfectly.

[Fatatatutti]

I wish I could integrate polar equations perfectly.

Granted. You can now infiltrate Polish equestrians perfectly.

I wish I could play the banjo.

[Talchyon]

I wish I could integrate polar equations perfectly.

Granted. You can now infiltrate Polish equestrians perfectly.

I wish I could play the banjo.

Granted. You can play the banjo. But only the theme song to My Little Pony.

I wish one of the major networks made a tv series off my RP, the Infinites, that ran for 20 years, was hilarious, and everyone watched it.

[Window Land]

Granted, everyone keeps watching it because of the hilariously bad acting.


I wish my chemistry teacher would talk a little bit louder.

[Talchyon]

Granted, everyone keeps watching it because of the hilariously bad acting.

I'd be ok with that.

/skip

[Strahcoin]

I wish my chemistry teacher would talk a little bit louder.

Granted; now he/she screams in your ear so loudly your ability to hear at all ceases to exist.

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I wish I have more time and less homework, and no negative consequences arise from this.

[Sensorland]

Granted, but your homework is much more lengthy and difficult and takes more time to complete.

I wish I could learn and keep up with languages much more easily.

[UIS Leviathan]

Granted, your life becomes full of time, you are fully happiness and joy. However you don’t seem to age, all your friends and family, everyone and everything you’ve cared or loved dies or simply ceases to exist. You witness stars die and galaxies explode, until the final black hole swilled the last atom in the universe and all is dark. You are alone, and will be alone in a vast, empty space for all eternity. However you don’t have homework because of this.

Ninja’d: Granted, you learn the forbidden languages of the dark gods, accidentally sommoning them and destroying everything in the process.

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I wish I had a cold drink

[Talchyon]

Granted, your life becomes full of time, you are fully happiness and joy. However you don’t seem to age, all your friends and family, everyone and everything you’ve cared or loved dies or simply ceases to exist. You witness stars die and galaxies explode, until the final black hole swilled the last atom in the universe and all is dark. You are alone, and will be alone in a vast, empty space for all eternity. However you don’t have homework because of this.

Ninja’d: Granted, you learn the forbidden languages of the dark gods, accidentally sommoning them and destroying everything in the process.

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I wish I had a cold drink

Granted. You're given a drink of liquid nitrogen.

I wish I had a better science project years back.

[Jews and Gypsies]

Granted. It would have won a nobel prize had it not been destroyed when your house burned down.

I wish the White House was a white castle.

[Window Land]

Granted. White Castle buys out the US and uses its military to destroy every one of its competitors.


I wish for a better calculator.

[Blanjiland]

Granted, but it’s powered by a fusion reactor and any errors cause it to detonate.

I wish for my phone’s battery not to die in two minutes.

[Federal Spanish States]

Granted, because it died when you wished for that.

I wish that memes were the only thing that mattered. Why the hell not?

[Window Land]

granted, but every meme makes fun of or demonizes you.


I wish for a computer mouse with a side scroller.

[Strahcoin]

I wish for a computer mouse with a side scroller.

Granted, but a problem in the hardware causes your mouse to constantly move erratically/unpredictably on your screen no matter what you're doing - even if you're not even using the mouse/computer.

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I wish the event I described above will never happen to me, and the reason for that has nothing to do with me losing the mouse/computer, me losing the ability/skill/memory/knowledge/life/health to use the mouse/computer, and/or the mouse/computer getting damaged.

[Federal Spanish States]

Granted, because the computer never existed. You were always posting in the forums using your Wii U Gamepad.

I wish that Strahcoin stopped corrupting my wishes in unimaginable ways. Seriously, he always finds a way!

[Talchyon]

Granted, because the computer never existed. You were always posting in the forums using your Wii U Gamepad.

I wish that Strahcoin stopped corrupting my wishes in unimaginable ways. Seriously, he always finds a way!

Granted! Now Strahcoin corrupts your wishes in every imaginable way possible. Twice.


I wish the Federal Spanish States changed their national language to Tagalog.

[Sensorland]

Granted, but also "Tagalog" is just the new name for Spanish.

I wish that Finland existed.

[Fatatatutti]

Granted, Finland exists but it's a colony of Lesotho.

I wish the earth was hollow.

[Window Land]

Granted, but you step through a thin spot in the crust and fall all the way to china.


I wish for some nontoxic chocolate.

[Blanjiland]

Granted, but it’s white chocolate.

I wish that I got an early release copy of KSP2.