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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5739
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:34 am

Granted. Your dream is so amazing, it makes you very depressed when you wake up because you can't have any of it in reality.


I wish that I never hit any deer with my car.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Doofinshmirtz
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Feb 18, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Doofinshmirtz » Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:40 am

Granted. Instead you now have a record of hitting pedristrians.

I wish I could fly.
Last edited by Doofinshmirtz on Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
Proudly liberal
Dumb southerner; feel free to educate me
Bisexual (He/They)
:3

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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:39 pm

Granted. You can now fly, but you cannot walk and cannot touch down.

I wish I won the lottery.

Edit: Forgot to say "granted" first.
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Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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Huayramarca
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: May 02, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Huayramarca » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:43 pm

Granted. The prize is getting beat up by convicts.

I wish to coup the Salvadoran Government

Population: 36 million, demonym: Huayramarcan, capital city: Huayramarca D.M. Languages: Spanish, Quechua, Aymara.

Starblaydia: "That's a Mister Burns nefarious scheme mountain, why is it dark at 2pm?'
'Oh, you know, Huayramarcan geography, is all'"

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:45 pm

Granted. Now the gov is now run by a ruthless rebel dictatorship
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
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Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.

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Blakullar
Senator
 
Posts: 4507
Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:54 am

Your failure to submit a wish is punished by being thrown into a ball pit alongside a flock of rabid guinea pigs, a pit viper, two lions and Hitler Jesus.

I wish for a horse.
- - - MECHANOCRATIC RUSSIA - - -
From the dilettante who brought you Worlds Asunder!

Part of the Frencoverse.
Did you know I'm also a website?

NS stats not included.
Yes, I am real. Send help.

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Blue Orb
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jul 23, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Blue Orb » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:59 am

Yes. A horse but it's infected with every disease known to the animal kingdom

A Melon bread
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:Labour Strike on effect, certain services may be at a reduced capacity.

On March 17 In 1992, nearly 69 percent of white South African voters backed F.W. de Klerk's reforms—which included the repeal of racially discriminatory laws—and effectively endorsed the dismantling of apartheid.
News:Leaked negotiations with strikers destabalizes the movement. - Orb Politics |Media black-out reported due to exhaustion of non striking employees. -Voice of Economy|Several key strikers found dead in their homes, fire stoked. - Bloo News

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Nova-Choson
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nova-Choson » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:54 am

You get a melon and bread smoothie

I wish I had some cake
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Hiya :> My name is Andromeda306. Nova-Choson is a wholesome island republic in 10000 islands

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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:04 am

Granted. You had to go through a gauntlet of test chambers and a fight against a sarcastic AI utilizing a portal gun to get your red velvet cake

I wish people always get my jokes
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:24 am

Granted. Now all humans are super intelligent god-like beings who know all and you are the only one who isnt one of them.
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I wish socialism could work.
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
_____________________
Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.

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Hannoura Az-Zengi
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 491
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hannoura Az-Zengi » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:08 pm

It only works if you do the bidding of Iblis.

I wish I owned every railway franchise and my wish was not corruptet.
Founder of Saimum pact (Wanna join? TG me or go into the OOC thread)
Part of SATA
Impasse with ODP, bordering on mistrust
NSStats not canon, factbooks WIP
Elllo there.I like trains.
I'm a proud Muslim!

Free Palestine.
HANNURA NEWS: LEBANON AND PARTS OF SYRIA GIVEN TO OSMANIC EMPIRE-ISFAHAN RELATIONS WITH HANNURA DETERIORATE RAPIDLY-NEW PLANET HAS BEEN SETTLED (OSHINA)-NEW HIGH-SPEED TRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION-OSHINAN GENERAL KHURRAM IS ASSASSINATED. REBEL STRONGHOLD IN SOUTH HAS BEEN RAZED

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Huayramarca
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: May 02, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Huayramarca » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:25 pm

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, you own every railway franchise, but you end filing for bankruptcy.

I wish to be president of my nation.
Last edited by Huayramarca on Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Population: 36 million, demonym: Huayramarcan, capital city: Huayramarca D.M. Languages: Spanish, Quechua, Aymara.

Starblaydia: "That's a Mister Burns nefarious scheme mountain, why is it dark at 2pm?'
'Oh, you know, Huayramarcan geography, is all'"

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:27 pm

Granted. Now the nation is in disarray due to your little knowledge of politics and running a actual nation.
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I wish the grandfather paradox was solvable
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
_____________________
Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.

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Teletubieland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:15 pm

Granted, the grandfather paradox has been solved. But the grandmother paradox still stumps the world's top experts.

I wish the postal service was more reliable.
This nation reflects some of my RL views, but with everything taken to the extreme.
RL Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -5.88; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.72

All Hail Emporer Pedro of Teletubieland!
God save the King and his commie regime!

Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".

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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81217
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:18 pm

Granted but only for a week.

I wish all gay men aged 18-50 were muscular and had visible abs.

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Trump Almighty
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Dec 07, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trump Almighty » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:24 pm

Granted but now everyone except for you is gay

I wish I won in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania like in 2016
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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:27 pm

Granted. Now you lost in the other 47 states.
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I want a loving bingus with a long lifespan
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
_____________________
Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.

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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:37 pm

Granted. Shame, your lifespan has been reduced proportionally.

I wish we had flying cars.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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Siddiqatun
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Siddiqatun » Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:45 am

Granted, but the fuel of flying cars is very very expensive.

I wish for a xbox series s controller
Hey there.

Kinda bored, that's why I am here.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES.

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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81217
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:46 am

granted its not functional

I wish for anyone running unopposed in a general or special election to get zero votes.

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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:57 am

Granted. They get bullets instead of votes. Not fired at them though, just gifted to them in boxes. Oh and the casings are all info based on you specifically

I wish I get a nice 8 hour sleep
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.

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Nova-Choson
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nova-Choson » Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:46 pm

Granted. You go to sleep at 3am and miss work

I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury
Hiya :> My name is Andromeda306. Nova-Choson is a wholesome island republic in 10000 islands

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1207
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:50 pm

Granted. Now you will live as long as Freddie and will die like him too
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I want one of my electro maces to be real, indestructible, have infinite battery, and not be cursed
( what an electro mace is https://www.nationstates.net/nation=regnum_alea_spaceflee/detail=factbook/id=1825724)
Last edited by Regnum Alea Spaceflee on Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Regnum Alea - Royaume Aléa - Königreich Alea
_____________________
Regnum Alea is a French and German speaking Fascist nation located in central Europe. We are well known for our Lovely mountains, Our very paranoid Great leader Markyel and BYZANTINE.
NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Jan 21, 2023 1:03 pm

Granted, but it is taken away by the government to reverse engineer its technology

I wish I was good at writing
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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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North Yuan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Sat Jan 21, 2023 1:06 pm

Granted, but you will only ever manage to use this talent for fanfics on obscure and unknown sites.




I wish to be immune to headaches

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