Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Talchyon** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:34 am

Granted. Your dream is so amazing, it makes you very depressed when you wake up because you can't have any of it in reality.

I wish that I never hit any deer with my car.

by **Doofinshmirtz** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:40 am

Granted. Instead you now have a record of hitting pedristrians.

I wish I could fly.

by **Gavia Penguis** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:39 pm

Granted. You can now fly, but you cannot walk and cannot touch down.

I wish I won the lottery.

Edit: Forgot to say "granted" first.

by **Huayramarca** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:43 pm

Granted. The prize is getting beat up by convicts.

I wish to coup the Salvadoran Government

by **Regnum Alea Spaceflee** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:45 pm

Granted. Now the gov is now run by a ruthless rebel dictatorship

by **Blakullar** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:54 am

Your failure to submit a wish is punished by being thrown into a ball pit alongside a flock of rabid guinea pigs, a pit viper, two lions and Hitler Jesus.

I wish for a horse.

by **Blue Orb** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:59 am

Yes. A horse but it's infected with every disease known to the animal kingdom

A Melon bread

by **Nova-Choson** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:54 am

You get a melon and bread smoothie

I wish I had some cake

by **Procrast** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:04 am

Granted. You had to go through a gauntlet of test chambers and a fight against a sarcastic AI utilizing a portal gun to get your red velvet cake

I wish people always get my jokes

by **Regnum Alea Spaceflee** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:24 am

Granted. Now all humans are super intelligent god-like beings who know all and you are the only one who isnt one of them.
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I wish socialism could work.

by **Hannoura Az-Zengi** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:08 pm

It only works if you do the bidding of Iblis.

I wish I owned every railway franchise and my wish was not corruptet.

by **Huayramarca** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:25 pm

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, you own every railway franchise, but you end filing for bankruptcy.

I wish to be president of my nation.

by **Regnum Alea Spaceflee** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:27 pm

Granted. Now the nation is in disarray due to your little knowledge of politics and running a actual nation.
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I wish the grandfather paradox was solvable

by **Teletubieland** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:15 pm

Granted, the grandfather paradox has been solved. But the grandmother paradox still stumps the world's top experts.

I wish the postal service was more reliable.

by **San Lumen** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:18 pm

Granted but only for a week.

I wish all gay men aged 18-50 were muscular and had visible abs.

by **Trump Almighty** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:24 pm

Granted but now everyone except for you is gay

I wish I won in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania like in 2016

by **Regnum Alea Spaceflee** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:27 pm

Granted. Now you lost in the other 47 states.
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I want a loving bingus with a long lifespan

by **Gavia Penguis** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:37 pm

Granted. Shame, your lifespan has been reduced proportionally.

I wish we had flying cars.

by **Siddiqatun** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:45 am

Granted, but the fuel of flying cars is very very expensive.

I wish for a xbox series s controller

by **San Lumen** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:46 am

granted its not functional

I wish for anyone running unopposed in a general or special election to get zero votes.

by **Procrast** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:57 am

Granted. They get bullets instead of votes. Not fired at them though, just gifted to them in boxes. Oh and the casings are all info based on you specifically

I wish I get a nice 8 hour sleep

by **Nova-Choson** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:46 pm

Granted. You go to sleep at 3am and miss work

I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury

by **Regnum Alea Spaceflee** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:50 pm

Granted. Now you will live as long as Freddie and will die like him too
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I want one of my electro maces to be real, indestructible, have infinite battery, and not be cursed
( what an electro mace is https://www.nationstates.net/nation=regnum_alea_spaceflee/detail=factbook/id=1825724)

by **Free Ravensburg** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 1:03 pm

Granted, but it is taken away by the government to reverse engineer its technology

I wish I was good at writing

by **North Yuan** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 1:06 pm

Granted, but you will only ever manage to use this talent for fanfics on obscure and unknown sites.

I wish to be immune to headaches

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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