Corrupt a Wish VIII

[New Transeurasia]

Granted. It is made from seaweed and poison oak.

I wish for a can of beans with a hole in the top just big enough for a straw

[Talchyon]

Granted. It is made from seaweed and poison oak.

I wish for a can of beans with a hole in the top just big enough for a straw

Granted. You have an empty can of beans with a hole in the top, just big enough for a straw. To top it off, people give you weird looks.


I wish Kevin James made another Mall Cop movie, that was both comedic, clean, fun, cheap, and that I had gone to the screening.

[Great Algerstonia]

Granted. It is made from seaweed and poison oak.

I wish for a can of beans with a hole in the top just big enough for a straw

Granted. You have an empty can of beans with a hole in the top, just big enough for a straw. To top it off, people give you weird looks.


I wish Kevin James made another Mall Cop movie, that was both comedic, clean, fun, cheap, and that I had gone to the screening.

Granted. Except the movie was terrible, and they had picked some random Kevin James off the streets to play the movie.

I wish that freeze pops were easier to squeeze to the top to eat.

[Sensorland]

Granted. However, the only flavor of freeze pop that is produced is plain ice.

I wish for a genie that will grant me wishes without corrupting them.

[Federal Spanish States]

Granted, but the genie never grants you any wishes. Can't corrupt them if there are none, eh?


I wish that NSG was classified as the prime example of an online dumpster fire.

[Great Algerstonia]

Granted, but the genie never grants you any wishes. Can't corrupt them if there are none, eh?


I wish that NSG was classified as the prime example of an online dumpster fire.

Granted, but NSG is now located right outside your backyard, making it smell terrible.

I wish for a scoop of vanilla ice cream

[Sensorland]

Granted. You may have one scoop of vanilla ice cream... ever.

I wish for no currency's inflation to go above 5% or below 0.01%.

[Strahcoin]

I wish for no currency's inflation to go above 5% or below 0.01%.

Granted, but currency becomes useless after everyone suddenly becomes unproductive and uninnovative. So, the problem of inflation is now replaced with the problem of scarcity.

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I wish that the Republic of Strahcoin (my nation) existed in real life.

[Las Palmeras]

Granted. Developed countries now mock your healthcare system instead of the USA's.

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I wish Lord Carnarvon didn't die, just so that the stupid Curse of King Tut myth didn't exist.

[First American Empire]

Granted. Developed countries now mock your healthcare system instead of the USA's.

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I wish Lord Carnarvon didn't die, just so that the stupid Curse of King Tut myth didn't exist.

Granted. Lord Carnavon lives in an immortal body that continues aging for all eternity, until he can do nothing but beg for death.

I wish to roll a natural 20 on my next D20 roll.

[Narland]

Fixed

Granted. Developed countries now mock your healthcare system instead of the USA's.

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I wish Lord Carnarvon didn't die, just so that the stupid Curse of King Tut myth didn't exist.

Granted. Lord Carnarvon cannot die and lives on as a life-force draining lich listening to slowly track and pounce upon those who talk too loudly or scoff too blatently about the curse of King Tut's Tomb. ***eerie musc plays in background***

Granted. Developed countries now mock your healthcare system instead of the USA's.

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I wish Lord Carnarvon didn't die, just so that the stupid Curse of King Tut myth didn't exist.

Granted. Lord Carnavon lives in an immortal body that continues aging for all eternity, until he can do nothing but beg for death.

I wish to roll a natural 20 on my next D20 roll.

Granted, but it is to determine how many Primary Attribute points points your character looses (Intelligence for Wizard, Dexterity for Rogues, Wisdom for Clerics etc).

I wish for all the powers of Superman, Flash, Green Lantern, Captain Marvel, Thor, and Wolverine combined.

[Kromi]

Granted, but you also get all of their weaknesses.

I wish for my ceiling fan to stop making ear-bleeding noises.

[ImperialRussia]

Granted no nuclear war but invasion is still possible in numbers in your own nation

[Kromi]

Granted no nuclear war but invasion is still possible in numbers in your own nation

??? That's completely unrelated and no wishes?

I wish for my ceiling fan to stop making ear bleeding noises.

[Spearos]

Granted. Your ceiling fan now doesn't work.

I wish that I could never get bored in life and my brain never felt negative emotions.

[The neo glactic empire]

Granted but now your bored of constant happiness and good feelings so much so that you keep hurting yourself until one day you died.


I wish I have a cookie.

[Sensorland]

Granted, but the cookie steals your soul. Also, it's not even a good cookie.

I wish to be provided with a novel perfectly tailored to my tastes in literature.

[Strahcoin]

I wish to be provided with a novel perfectly tailored to my tastes in literature.

Granted, but you lose the ability to read.

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I wish I could manually alter my nation's NS stats/policies, I don't mess up, and absolutely nothing can go wrong.

[First American Empire]

I wish to be provided with a novel perfectly tailored to my tastes in literature.

Granted, but you lose the ability to read.

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I wish I could manually alter my nation's NS stats/policies, I don't mess up, and absolutely nothing can go wrong.

Granted and so does everyone else on NationStates, rendering them meaningless.

I wish I was better at writing characters.

[Sensorland]

Granted, but you are now much worse at writing plots, dialogue, settings, and, well, everything but characters.

I wish to hear a very funny joke.

[Beatitas]

Granted. You laugh so hard that you die.

I wish that the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth would be restored to its former glory, with the Golden Liberty, the Sejm, and the Winged Hussars.

[Satuga]

Granted. You laugh so hard that you die.

I wish that the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth would be restored to its former glory, with the Golden Liberty, the Sejm, and the Winged Hussars.

Granted, but the restoration of it's former glory represents a threat to the superpowers the, USA, Russia, and China. And thus is promptly bombed into oblivion.

I wish that I could speak to animals, however only when I want to.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, but people now think you're crazy whenever they catch you doing so.

I wish I had a real working lightsaber.

[Federal Spanish States]

Granted, but you cut your own hand with it, lose all of your personal belongings, AND, to top it off, you get sent to jail for owning an illegal weapon.

I wish that summerposters weren't a thing.

[Holdac]

granted, the entire website is shut down so no more summerposters.

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I wish for your nuclear codes