Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Luna Bean]

Granted, everyone leaves earth to go to other planets, so it is very peaceful

I wish to have more artistic talent

[Buhers]

granted. you become very skilled at drawing buildings, but subpar in the depiction of humans. you are rejected from an art school you apply to and become homeless. luckily, you don't go on a racism-fueled world conquest after this

i wish for more creative F7 posts

[San Lumen]

granted but its only for a day.


I wish actor Luke MacFarlane was my boyfriend, I was as muscular as him and we lived together in New York. (FYI Luke is gay.)

[Procrast]

Granted. However, Luke MacFarlane ends up cheating on you with some guy that's way hotter than you can ever be. Oh and that New York apaetment is only single bed with a $1 million rent per month.

I wish I hadn't messed up my stage performance

[Langersland]

Granted! You give a truly spellbinding performance that's worthy of the best. It's just a shame nobody at all came to see it.

I wish I could find true love.

[Talchyon]

Granted. You fall in love with your toaster. It's love. True love. The relationship has a lot of warmth to it.


I wish that the Dolphins win today and beat the Bills.

[Cannonio]

Granted, but the Dolphins lose against paying bills and get arrested for tax evasion. In a way, they won against bills and lost against bills.

I wish for a bokoblin to spawn.

[Langersland]

Granted! It kills you immediately and rampages over your corpse. No re-spawns here buster!

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

[High Welstar]

Guaranteed, but he will see you as an enemy.

[The Grand Fifth Imperium]

Granted! It kills you immediately and rampages over your corpse. No re-spawns here buster!

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

Granted: you teleport to chinas death camps

Wish: i wish for a goose that lays golden eggs

[San Lumen]

granted but it only lays one egg for you before I get it.

I wish for one billion dollars with no taxes attached and no criminal nature whatsoever behind it.

[Aerlanica]

granted, you are crushed by pennies.

I wish for air.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, It's from Mangystau.


I wish I lived in Japan.

[Buhers]

granted, you live in nagasaki in august of 1945

i wish for less exploitable loopholes in my wishes

[Thaw]

granted, you live in nagasaki in august of 1945

i wish for less exploitable loopholes in my wishes

Granted, your next wishes are now less exploitable and very precise. Too bad you will never get any wishes again as you now have wasted this one.

I wish for a key that can unlock any lock I want.

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted. You now have a physical Master Skeleton Key capable of unlocking any lock. It has existed as long as locks themselves have existed, and is thus too fragile to actually unlock anything.


I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[San Lumen]

granted your a vampire and you sparkle in sunlight

I wish I was Mayor of New York City and very popular.

[Life empire]

granted all except for 1 people likes you, too bad that 1 guy is a trained assasin aiming his sniper rifle at you right now

I wish for infinite wishes that: will not be corrupted, will be granted and can be used to wish your corruption away

[Buhers]

granted. that wish is corrupted, rendering all future wishes vulnerable to corruption

i wish for a better flag

[Life empire]

granted. that wish is corrupted, rendering all future wishes vulnerable to corruption

i wish for a better flag

good thing I can wish the corruption away, that was part of the wish
/skip

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, you now have one of the best flags in existence, but the State of Maryland is suing you.

I wish every agreed with me enough I never had to consider another opinion that I got along well with everyone and disagreed with me just enough I could show just how absolutely brilliant I am stay intellectually honest.

[Hannoura Az-Zengi]

Granted, a psycho killer named every leads everyone to think you are his accomplice.


I wish I owned a collection of Tube trains

[San Lumen]

Granted but they aren’t functional.

I wish every pizzeria that delivered issued baseball caps and satin jackets to their drivers with the name and logo on the back of the jacket and front of the cap.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Granted but they aren’t functional.

I wish every pizzeria that delivered issued baseball caps and satin jackets to their drivers with the name and logo on the back of the jacket and front of the cap.

Granted, the jacket and cap are now grafted on their skin
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I wish the ESRB didnt exist

[Procrast]

Granted. Instead it is replaced by an even stricter and more draconian version of the ESRB
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I wish I can have an amazing dream when I sleep right now