Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **The Caleshan Valkyrie** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:18 pm

BOOF! You have leveled up to being slightly less boring than watching paint dry, but only because you are under assault from a swarm of particularly anxious skunks.

I wish I didn’t have to go back to work tomorrow (a cookie if BN can avoid saying ‘you’re fired!’ or some analogue thereof).

by **Luna Bean** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:32 pm

Granted, you don't have to go because society has collapsed into chaos and death is imminent

I wish for NS moderation to be flawless

by **Buhers** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:36 pm

granted, but there's nobody to moderate because everyone left the site

i wish my english was better

by **The Aquaria** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:53 pm

Granted, but your accent sound weird and no one can understand.

I hope I can learn all languages in the world.

by **Washington-Columbia** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:25 am

Granted, your head explodes as your brain can't process all the words of the 7 thousand languages.

I wish all of the least developed and developing countries became rich, prosperous, free and peaceful places in which I have to pay a price.

by **Procrast** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:35 am

Granted. The price that you must pay is a thousand wealthy elites' souls, and the souls of you and the people closest to you. What's more, I'm not sure which countries are included in those categories so the wish takes effect only on every african nation.

I wish that I'm able to finish all of my projects in time.

by **Gavia Penguis** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:18 pm

Granted. You finish your projects prior to their deadlines, but then time just stops.

I wish I had some raw musical talent.

by **Luna Bean** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 7:46 pm

Granted, it only works whennnone of the parts of the instrument have been treated by chemicals, painted, etc. and all of them have to be from a plant or animal, hence raw.

I wish to be able to sleep in any light level

by **Buhers** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 7:48 pm

granted, but you're never waking up again

i wish for less "militaristic space empires" on nationstates

by **Washington-Columbia** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:20 pm

Granted, those militaristic space empires stop existing in NationStates, but appear in Real Life and begin invading Earth.

I wish East Timor is never cheated from their oil ever again.

by **Yarumab-Corriopankt** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:27 pm

Talchyon wrote:Granted. You play your bard so poorly, the DM hates it, kills you off, and bans any future bard characters. (True story - that actually happened to me).

I wish that activist judges were impeached.

Granted, but now everyone, including your grandma, runs around the streets shouting Talchyon's trying to catch us all!

I wish to become a scientific haven, far ahead into the far future, where everyone gets a chance at life. Basically Sweden on steroids, but as an island nation in the tropics, but large enough to home 950 million people.

by **San Lumen** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:30 pm

granted but an earthquake and tsunami destroys it.

I wish for Reddit mods to be more like NationStates mods.

by **Luna Bean** » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:30 pm

Granted, your brain is harvested to be the AI that is forced to serve all of those 950 million people (you did say you wanted to become)

I wish to always be the perfect temperature

by **Gavia Penguis** » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:08 pm

Granted. You're a bit chilly at 6 degrees, which is a perfect number.

I wish I spoke Spanish.

by **Nova Universo** » Wed Jan 11, 2023 9:14 pm

Ta-chaan! Now you speak Spanish. Sadly, it is garbled to the point of unintelligibility. Whne you say 'I love you' in Spanish, it sounds like 'eat iron'.
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I wish for a little kiss and a tight hug.

by **Buhers** » Wed Jan 11, 2023 9:44 pm

granted. you get bitten and choked to death by a snake

i wish for all my work to be done instantly and properly

by **Procrast** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 8:14 am

Granted. But since it is done by me, I get all the credit for doing your work.

I wish I can sleep well

by **Langersland** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 8:16 am

Granted. You're in a coma for the rest of your life. Sweet dreams

I wish I could find a ten pound note.

by **Siddiqatun** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 8:18 am

Granted, but the ten pound not you found was teared in half.
I wish for grade A in school.

by **Buhers** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 8:44 am

granted, everyone throws grade a eggs at you

i wish for a golden frying pan in the hit 2007 video game team fortress 2

by **Langersland** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 2:10 pm

Buhers wrote:granted, everyone throws grade a eggs at you

i wish for a golden frying pan in the hit 2007 video game team fortress 2

Granted! You're getting a VAC ban and a trade ban straight afterwards however!

I wish for a bird with long legs.

by **New Treyland** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 2:13 pm

Granted! But it's a violent freakish monstrosity.

I wish that BN's wish isn't corrupted.

by **Talchyon** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 5:34 pm

Yarumab-Corriopankt wrote:
Talchyon wrote:Granted. You play your bard so poorly, the DM hates it, kills you off, and bans any future bard characters. (True story - that actually happened to me).

I wish that activist judges were impeached.

Granted, but now everyone, including your grandma, runs around the streets shouting Talchyon's trying to catch us all!

How do you know I'm not trying to catch you all? :shock:

/skip

by **San Lumen** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 5:36 pm

New Treyland wrote:Granted! But it's a violent freakish monstrosity.

I wish that BN's wish isn't corrupted.

granted but yours is corrupted.

I wish for Reddit mods to be more like NationStates mods.

by **Cannonio** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 6:30 pm

Granted, but now Nationstates mods are like bad Discord mods.

I wish for world peace without extinction.

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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