Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Shahi Bengal]

Granted, but you belong to a parallel universe where humanivorous aliens thrive (Dalavi)

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I wish that I get a trillion dollars tax free and can spend it however I want

Granted, but it seems that your location suffers from hyperinflation, and the trillion dollars is worth little elsewhere.

I wish I didn't forget the idea I had for a wish.

[San Lumen]

granted but its your final wish.

I wish Baltimore had a more extensive subway.

[Luna Bean]

Granted, the entire city falls down into the new subway that extemds to every square inch

I wish that my wish to make anything from thin air for free wasn't skipped over by someome else's crossiant wish

[Napaqaq]

Granted, the entire city falls down into the new subway that extemds to every square inch

I wish that my wish to make anything from thin air for free wasn't skipped over by someome else's crossiant wish

Granted, but everything you try to make are questionable and bare bones in terms of appeal and function.

I wish for the CTEd homies to come back

[San Lumen]

Granted but only for a day.

I wish for Reddit, Facebook and Twitter to go offline permanently and nothing similar replaces it .

[Octahedralia]

Granted. The problem users move to other platforms.

/skipped because ya boi had a small brain moment and forgot to put a wish lol

[Ozeanreisende]

Granted but only for a day.

I wish for Reddit, Facebook and Twitter to go offline permanently and nothing similar replaces it .

granted but unfortunately you forgot a couple of sites *ahem* multiple sites
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i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

[TheKeyToJoy]

Granted but only for a day.

I wish for Reddit, Facebook and Twitter to go offline permanently and nothing similar replaces it .

granted but unfortunately you forgot a couple of sites *ahem* multiple sites
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i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

He forgot TikTok, DeviantArt, and… 4Chan. /bump

[Ozeanreisende]

granted but unfortunately you forgot a couple of sites *ahem* multiple sites
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i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

He forgot TikTok, DeviantArt, and… 4Chan. /bump

/stillme

[Talchyon]

i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

[Diarcesia]

i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

Granted, but it's a crossover where Batman gets stomped by every villain he meets and Spiderman does nothing to help him. And that's because he's Batman bin Suparman.

I wish for a world without war.

[Talchyon]

Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

Granted, but it's a crossover where Batman gets stomped by every villain he meets and Spiderman does nothing to help him. And that's because he's Batman bin Suparman.

Works for me. / skip

[Kavanos]

Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

Granted, but it's a crossover where Batman gets stomped by every villain he meets and Spiderman does nothing to help him. And that's because he's Batman bin Suparman.

I wish for a world without war.

Granted but the world gets wrecked by aggressive extraterrestrials.

I wish Mu existed.

[San Lumen]

Granted but it’s destroyed by scientific arrogance

I wish Trenton, New Jersey had a hotel in the city.

[Luna Bean]

Granted, but nobody can enter it.

I wish to have all of the official D&D books as well as all of the professionally made 3rd party ones, but only for 5e

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, All of your books have the grammar of a Civil Rights hating comment.


I wish I was Spiderman.

[Ayodhyadesha]

Granted, but spiderman means that you're now a man the size of a spider

I wish I owned America as it stands today

[Blue Orb]

it will have a insurgency supported by the british

i wish i am not stable

[Fatatatutti]

i wish i am not stable

Poof!. You are not a stable. You are a pig-pen.

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I wish wishes came true.

[Buhers]

granted, but they're always corrupted

i wish for less stupid people

[Vallahalla]

Granted, they all die

I wish the Concorde is still flying

[Luna Bean]

Granted. It is still flying, but in space, uncontrollably, with no passengers

I wish to be able to fall asleep on command and wake up when I need to, refreshed and ready for the day both physically and mentally.

[Buhers]

granted but you become extremely tired after 6 pm

i wish for a better flag

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, it is then used as a symbol by Nazis and is eventually viewed as a representation as oppression and tyranny.



I wish I was married to a nice lady who can support a lot of people with her wealth.

[Buhers]

granted, but she's nice in the sense of "stupid" and supports controversial politicians with her wealth

i wish i was a less boring human being