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Shahi Bengal
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Founded: Apr 16, 2021
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Postby Shahi Bengal » Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:06 am

Ayodhyadesha wrote:Granted, but you belong to a parallel universe where humanivorous aliens thrive (Dalavi)



I wish that I get a trillion dollars tax free and can spend it however I want

Granted, but it seems that your location suffers from hyperinflation, and the trillion dollars is worth little elsewhere.

I wish I didn't forget the idea I had for a wish.
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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Fri Jan 06, 2023 3:01 pm

granted but its your final wish.

I wish Baltimore had a more extensive subway.

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Luna Bean
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Postby Luna Bean » Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:08 pm

Granted, the entire city falls down into the new subway that extemds to every square inch

I wish that my wish to make anything from thin air for free wasn't skipped over by someome else's crossiant wish
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.

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Napaqaq
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Napaqaq » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:05 pm

Luna Bean wrote:Granted, the entire city falls down into the new subway that extemds to every square inch

I wish that my wish to make anything from thin air for free wasn't skipped over by someome else's crossiant wish


Granted, but everything you try to make are questionable and bare bones in terms of appeal and function.

I wish for the CTEd homies to come back
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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:43 pm

Granted but only for a day.

I wish for Reddit, Facebook and Twitter to go offline permanently and nothing similar replaces it .

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Octahedralia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Octahedralia » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:44 pm

Granted. The problem users move to other platforms.

/skipped because ya boi had a small brain moment and forgot to put a wish lol
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Ozeanreisende
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Postby Ozeanreisende » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:46 pm

San Lumen wrote:Granted but only for a day.

I wish for Reddit, Facebook and Twitter to go offline permanently and nothing similar replaces it .

granted but unfortunately you forgot a couple of sites *ahem* multiple sites
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i wish for northern ireland to join ireland
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TheKeyToJoy
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Postby TheKeyToJoy » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:58 pm

Ozeanreisende wrote:
San Lumen wrote:Granted but only for a day.

I wish for Reddit, Facebook and Twitter to go offline permanently and nothing similar replaces it .

granted but unfortunately you forgot a couple of sites *ahem* multiple sites
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i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

He forgot TikTok, DeviantArt, and… 4Chan. /bump
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Ozeanreisende
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Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:29 am

TheKeyToJoy wrote:
Ozeanreisende wrote:granted but unfortunately you forgot a couple of sites *ahem* multiple sites
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i wish for northern ireland to join ireland

He forgot TikTok, DeviantArt, and… 4Chan. /bump

/stillme
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:55 am

Ozeanreisende wrote:i wish for northern ireland to join ireland


Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.
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Diarcesia
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Postby Diarcesia » Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:57 am

Talchyon wrote:
Ozeanreisende wrote:i wish for northern ireland to join ireland


Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

Granted, but it's a crossover where Batman gets stomped by every villain he meets and Spiderman does nothing to help him. And that's because he's Batman bin Suparman.

I wish for a world without war.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:58 am

Diarcesia wrote:
Talchyon wrote:
Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

Granted, but it's a crossover where Batman gets stomped by every villain he meets and Spiderman does nothing to help him. And that's because he's Batman bin Suparman.



Works for me. / skip
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Kavanos
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Postby Kavanos » Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:04 am

Diarcesia wrote:
Talchyon wrote:
Granted. Northern Ireland joins Ireland... in slavery to the newly reformed Achaemid empire.


I wish that Batman would team up with Spiderman and do a special DC / Marvel crossover.

Granted, but it's a crossover where Batman gets stomped by every villain he meets and Spiderman does nothing to help him. And that's because he's Batman bin Suparman.

I wish for a world without war.

Granted but the world gets wrecked by aggressive extraterrestrials.

I wish Mu existed.

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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:33 pm

Granted but it’s destroyed by scientific arrogance

I wish Trenton, New Jersey had a hotel in the city.

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Luna Bean
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Luna Bean » Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:45 pm

Granted, but nobody can enter it.

I wish to have all of the official D&D books as well as all of the professionally made 3rd party ones, but only for 5e
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.

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Washington-Columbia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sat Jan 07, 2023 10:44 pm

Granted, All of your books have the grammar of a Civil Rights hating comment.


I wish I was Spiderman.
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If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
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Ayodhyadesha
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Ayodhyadesha » Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:41 am

Granted, but spiderman means that you're now a man the size of a spider

I wish I owned America as it stands today
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Blue Orb
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Blue Orb » Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:43 am

it will have a insurgency supported by the british

i wish i am not stable
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Fatatatutti
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Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:25 pm

Blue Orb wrote:i wish i am not stable

Poof!. You are not a stable. You are a pig-pen.



I wish wishes came true.

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Buhers
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Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:25 pm

granted, but they're always corrupted

i wish for less stupid people
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update: crisis averted
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Vallahalla
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Ex-Nation

Postby Vallahalla » Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:24 pm

Granted, they all die

I wish the Concorde is still flying

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Luna Bean
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Postby Luna Bean » Sun Jan 08, 2023 8:04 pm

Granted. It is still flying, but in space, uncontrollably, with no passengers

I wish to be able to fall asleep on command and wake up when I need to, refreshed and ready for the day both physically and mentally.
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.

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Buhers
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Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:40 pm

granted but you become extremely tired after 6 pm

i wish for a better flag
THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS"I CRAPPED MYSELF"
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding BroadcastLive whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
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Washington-Columbia
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Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:01 pm

Granted, it is then used as a symbol by Nazis and is eventually viewed as a representation as oppression and tyranny.



I wish I was married to a nice lady who can support a lot of people with her wealth.
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#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Buhers
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Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:04 pm

granted, but she's nice in the sense of "stupid" and supports controversial politicians with her wealth

i wish i was a less boring human being
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THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS"I CRAPPED MYSELF"
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding BroadcastLive whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh

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