Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Rhanukhan** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:51 am

Granted! Your delight with your new mattress has pleased me so much that I've decided to throw in a freebie - imagine how much more pleased you'll be when you realise that I also expanded your bedframe by 10mm!

I wish that the heel hadn't broken on one of my new shoes on its first outing a couple of nights ago.

by **Procrast** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:13 am

Granted. It was the heel from you that was broken instead of the from your new shoes.

I wish to stop the source of my anxiety and depression forever.

by **Arstotskiano** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:05 pm

Granted, I don’t want to ruin this one buuuut you develop short term memory loss.

I wish I had a good sleep schedule for UTC.

by **New Treyland** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:10 pm

Granted, but your neighbor makes extremely loud noises every night so you can't get any sleep.

I wish that BBBBN's wish ends up giving me a lifetime supply of croissants, despite whatever their wish is.

by **Arstotskiano** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:12 pm

New Treyland wrote:Granted, but your neighbor makes extremely loud noises every night so you can't get any sleep.

I wish that BBBBN's wish ends up giving me a lifetime supply of croissants, despite whatever their wish is.

Little did you know my nearest neighbour is 2km away!
/skipme

by **Gavia Penguis** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:37 pm

Granted, but they're all moldy.

I wish I owned a ship of the line.

by **Buhers** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:41 pm

granted, but the hull is rotting from improper maintenance and she gets rammed by 10 mark 15 torpedoes shortly after you get her

i wish for lods of emone

by **Napaqaq** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:03 pm

Granted, but it falls out of meta (Sorry just taking a stab at LoL)

I wish for more hours in a day that I could dedicate to free-time.

by **Luna Bean** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:41 pm

Granted, you use the 28 hour day method invented by webcomic artist Randall Monroe, and now your sleep schedule no longer lines up with day and night

I wish to be able to create anything out of thin air for free

by **Arstotskiano** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:25 pm

No, but NT gets their croissants a nation late though.

I wish for a steak and pork kebab

by **Gary the No Trash Cougar** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:41 pm

Granted but you get Mad Cow Disease

A fluffy rainbow unicorn

by **Zorinitiee** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:43 pm

granted! But you know unicorns are carnivorous and EAT people like you right?

I wish for a hug!

by **The Aquaria** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:46 pm

Granted! But here is a bad news, the dude got covid, and you got it as well!

A router with the best internet speed.

by **Washington-Columbia** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:47 pm

Granted, the Bill for the router is a million dollars per year.

I wish for a Better American Political System.

by **Ozeanreisende** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:55 pm

Washington-Columbia wrote:Granted, the Bill for the router is a million dollars per year.

I wish for a Better American Political System.

granted but it mistook your request for the entirety of the americas and now all of the americas have effective clone nations of eachother
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by **Zorinitiee** » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:56 pm

granted but you uninstalled roblox by accident

World peace~

by **Ozeanreisende** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:28 am

Zorinitiee wrote:granted but you uninstalled roblox by accident

i could just re-install it. your "corruption" is barely anything
/skip

by **Rhanukhan** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:31 am

Granted! A devastating solar flare sterilizes the entire planet. The world has never been so peaceful.

I wish to discover a lost civilization.

by **Telbnis** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:27 am

Granted, you set off a centuries old booby trap that sprays you with concentrated skunk spray.

I wish that I owned an invisibility cloak.

by **Dalavi** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:31 am

granted, its only large enough to cover your pinky finger

i wish everyone was decent human beings

by **Fatatatutti** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:33 am

You do - but you can't find it.

I wish I could corrupt a fish.

by **Shahi Bengal** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:44 am

Fatatatutti wrote:You do - but you can't find it.

I wish I could corrupt a fish.

Granted, the fish was indeed corrupted, but it was arrested shortly afterwards after being convicted of accepting bribes.

I wish for salmon.

by **Dalavi** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:45 am

/still me since i was skipped

by **East Yena Holdings Corporation** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:48 am

You receive a salmon, however it is mutated by pollution and tastes like algae.
AN
Everyone is a decent human being, but is horrible at work.

I wish for $100,000,000 cash, hand delivered to me by Bill Gates.

by **Ayodhyadesha** » Fri Jan 06, 2023 10:49 am

Granted, but you belong to a parallel universe where humanivorous aliens thrive (Dalavi)

I wish that I get a trillion dollars tax free and can spend it however I want

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