Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Procrast** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 8:51 am

Granted. You are emotionally intelligent but you are dumb as a block of cheese.

I wish I can stop the war that's been raging on in my friend's country.

by **Euv** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:18 am

Granted, but it's via a very large red button and you don't know who it belongs to.

I wish that I could get more issues then 5.

by **The Islands Of The Red Dawn** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:48 am

Granted, but their useless issues that make your country worse no matter what you choose.

I wish for a bigger flag so i can fit all these symbols that im PLANNING to put on here.

by **South sussia** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:51 am

granted, but it also makes the symbols bigger
i wish for a free :hug:

by **Washington-Columbia** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:41 pm

Granted, but while you get a free hug, you start hearing two 30 second unskippable ads that don't stop until you stop hugging.

I wish I had unlimited money at my disposal that is not affected by inflation.

by **Catsland-Z** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:45 pm

granted, but it is prop money.

I wish for the "stormy isle" as mentioned in a dispatch of mine to be real.

by **San Lumen** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:38 pm

granted but you only for a day.

I wish to meet a certain trucker I follow on YouTube at a rest stop on the highway unexpectedly.

by **Furballland** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:43 pm

Granted, they ran over you, and got killed.

I wish i was the 1980s Japanese Popstar.

by **San Lumen** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:37 pm

granted but only in a dream.

I wish for Krypto (Superman's dog) to be a playable character in Injustice 3.

by **Catsland-Z** » Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:13 am

granted but copyright missiles delete the game.

I wish for the owner (random citizen) of the frost monarch hamster (read my stormy isle dispatch and military dispatch) to have the same ice powers as the hamster.

by **Washington-Columbia** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:58 pm

Granted, They get Hypothermia 30 seconds after they start using their powers.

I wish for a Boeing 747 Private Jet.

by **Buhers** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:14 pm

granted but the landing gear is missing

i wish for loadsamoney

by **The Aituia** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:54 pm

Granted, but you were given a box full of cardboard signs saying 'money'

I wish for world domination

by **Procrast** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:32 am

Granted. But at what cost? You have lost your fellow comrades in arms as well as your family. You have commited countless of atrocities. You now rule over a desolate wasteland that even the devil views as a miserable shithole and forever despise by the remainjng few who had survived. Is this what you truly want from the bottom of your heart?

I wish to reset the universe so that humanity will accept the fate that awaits them.

by **Gavia Penguis** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:51 am

Granted. The universe is reset, except this time, Adam and Eve run away from the snake and never eat of the apple, thus never facing death and living happily ever after in the garden, with no need for offspring. No one else is born, humanity consists solely of Adam and Eve.

I wish my laundry did itself.

by **San Lumen** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:02 am

Granted but only for one day.

I wish everyone I told to run for office on Reddit or Facebook to run for office would and lose either the primary or the general election.

by **Teletubieland** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 3:44 pm

Granted, they all lose to Donald Trump's preferred candidates.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so much right now.

by **Washington-Columbia** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:35 pm

Granted, you only have one arm now.

I wish for a Chocolate Chip Cookie.

by **San Lumen** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:38 pm

granted but I eat it first.

I wish suburbs never existed in the United States.

by **Arstotskiano** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:43 pm

Granted, all suburbs and the land under them disappear along with all people that live in them.

I wish I could find my glasses.

by **Talchyon** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:01 pm

Granted. They are right where you left them, in the jaws of that gigantic rabid beast with razor sharp fangs.

I wish that organ grinders actually were people who would grind up electronic organs (like they use in some oldies rock bands).

by **Napaqaq** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:04 pm

Granted, they grind up cybernetic components (organs)

I wish that people would get a grip and save the world by now.

by **San Lumen** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:15 pm

Granted but you get abducted by aliens and never returned to Earth.

I wish for the series Tabatha’s Salon Takeover to be revived.

by **Washington-Columbia** » Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:40 pm

Granted, but it's written by handpicked people that wrote some of the worst media to ever fly.

I wish I was Thor.

by **Arstotskiano** » Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:32 am

Granted, you turn into Thor, Iowa.

I wish my mattress was 5 mm larger so it fit my bedframe.

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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