Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Electrodymanix]

Oh sorry. It is but your head grows equivalent to your IQ

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I wish to be omnipotent in everything and immortal with eternal youth.

(Eat that BN)

Granted, It's your look that makes you look young but you get wrinkles as a sign of getting older.
I wish that i went to NationStates heaven

Granted, you're in nationstates h*ll
I wish nationstates was geometry dash

[New Georgia and the North Pacific]

Granted, but the only level is you falling into spikes, inescapably.

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I wish to be omnipotent, immortal, permanently appear at my current age, without any changes that I choose not to have, and omniscient. I want to be a corporeal god.

Try that BN.

[Electrodymanix]

Granted, but the only level is you falling into spikes, inescapably.

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I wish to be omnipotent, immortal, permanently appear at my current age, without any changes that I choose not to have, and omniscient. I want to be a corporeal god.

Try that BN.

Granted, everyone goes and explores space to get away from you.

I wish for a wish

[New Georgia and the North Pacific]

Granted, but the only level is you falling into spikes, inescapably.

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I wish to be omnipotent, immortal, permanently appear at my current age, without any changes that I choose not to have, and omniscient. I want to be a corporeal god.

Try that BN.

Granted, everyone goes and explores space to get away from you.

I wish for a wish

Can they? I'm omnipotent, I can make people do whatever I want./skipme

[Catsland-Z]

the wish is corrupted.

I wish for an "anti-tech" mod for minecraft that expands upon nature and adds pollution machines to blow up.

[Nythopia]

Granted, but you are trapped in the Minecraft world forever.

I wish for a baguette

[Luna Bean]

Granted, it is several centuries old and has become dust

I wish for BN's wish to not be corrupted

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Granted. But it is uncorrupted in a way that bends over and becomes corrupted.

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I wish that Aldovia in the Christmas Prince trilogy is overthrown and the monarchy is executed and Simon is elected president.

[Nythopia]

Granted, but Simon is assassinated right after being elected and is replaced with a new royal family

I wish for a bagel.

[Magna-Scientia]

Granted, but Simon is assassinated right after being elected and is replaced with a new royal family

I wish for a bagel.

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Granted. Except it is a poppy seed bagel and you now have an opium addiction.
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I wish to control the stock market.

[Nythopia]

Granted, you control the Russian stock market.

I wish for a croissant

[Catsland-Z]

Granted. but it is tiny.

I once again wish for an "anti-tech" mod for minecraft that expands upon nature and adds pollution machines to blow up.

[San Lumen]

granted but its only available for a day.

I wish everything in the DC universe was real including The Endless.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, you immediately become Thomas Wayne.


I wish I was Spider-Man.

[Procrast]

Granted. You are now Spiders-Man from Earth-11580

I wish I was Tony Stark.

[Talchyon]

Granted. You are Tony Stark. I'll even let you be Iron Man. Problem is, you have a new enemy who you fight every time: Magneto.


I wish public discourse was not as polarized today.

[Syrvanian Republic]

Granted, everyone will always discuss exactly the same things, there shall be no polarized discourse.

I wish I had more Russian Ratnik gear.

[Nythopia]

Granted, you "had" it, but then you lost it.

I wish for a piece of Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, come on, eat it.



It was a lie, it was parsley.


I wish I could look at SCP-096's face and live to tell the story until I die from another cause.

[Wiral]

Granted, but you're then teleported to a location far away from it. You then live in constant fear of it reaching you and attacking you.

On that note, I wish to know which SCP-001 is the real one.

[San Lumen]

granted but you can't handle the truth.

I wish to find out what happened to the postcards I sent to Tennessee that never got delivered.

[Gavia Penguis]

You find out, but alas you are kidnapped by the criminals that stole your letter en route.

I wish I had a healthier sleep schedule.

[Euv]

Granted, but you'll be going to sleep from precisely 1pm to 9pm.

I wish for more rimworld mods.

[The Islands Of The Red Dawn]

Granted, But the mods make the game worse.

I wish to have more islands

[Buhers]

granted, but they're worthless birdpoop islands

i wish to be intelligent