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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:15 pm

Granted, you now have Rie Kugimiya's autograph (She's the Japanese VA for Alphonse Elric). This is definitely the Alphonse you want, no?

I wish my mental health improves drastically.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Luna Bean
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Aug 01, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Luna Bean » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:42 pm

Granted, but nobody recognizes you anymore

I wish that santa was real
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.
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Anti-Cheeseheads
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 25, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Anti-Cheeseheads » Wed Dec 21, 2022 11:25 am

Granted, but instead of dropping presents onder the tree he drops bombs and kills almost all world population.
I wish the Minnesota vikings win the super bowls via defeating the bills.
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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81271
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Wed Dec 21, 2022 9:47 pm

Granted but you lose power during a thunderstorm and don’t get to see the game.

I wish to meet Morpheus aka King of Dreams.
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:59 pm

Granted, but turns out he's actually a huge jerk.

I wish to get one penny.
forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25677
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Dec 22, 2022 6:07 am

Granted. It's the last penny you ever get. No more income for you

I get unlimited wishes in this thread? I wish I knew that earlier!
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia. If anyone knows how I, as a lay person, could do so, please TG me. I'm dead serious
We're closer in time to 2050 than 1950

Wonderful Song Quotes

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Sonakion
Diplomat
 
Posts: 606
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Sonakion » Thu Dec 22, 2022 6:12 am

Granted but each time you attempt to wish for one of your infinite wishes you squawk like a bird(specifically an Emu or moa if your shouting) making all your wishes unintelligible and thus redundant.

I wish for whenever clouds rain above me for the rain to turn into meatballs instead of raindrops.
On the edges of an empire powerful engineered bloodlines duel for rights to colonise further amongst the stars whilst attempting to prevent their distant previous titles and worlds from being swallowed into the central Imperium.

Currently massive WIP, all current factbooks are from previous canon unless stated otherwise/when I bother to better organise them.
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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81271
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:33 pm

granted but it smells terrible

I wish to be in a leading role in several Hallmark films with Luke MacFarlane and I got to kiss him.
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Enthisea
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Enthisea » Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:06 pm

Granted, but Luke MacFarlane is not impressed, and ignores you instead.

i wish i could have my own BigMac.
The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea
A nation of mixed cultures, and a diverse nation, with a mind of the Halluvenians and home to Alakunia Rainforest

EBC | 5/12/2023
NEWS✉ | Enthisean Students are preparing for their final quarter examination. | Brutal Summers are causing heat stroke among people. | Enthisea recorded the highest temperature recorded, at 39.7°C . | People are now cooling down on public pools, and getting inside the buildings, with cooling system. ||| Weather ⛅ | Volkonia 33.7°C ☀| Karuncamia 38.3°C ☀| Kalunruia 32.6°C ☀| Alakunijuta 22.6°C  ☀| Batruskuma 22.7°C  ☀| Vakunima 22.7°C☀| Orundelina 20.1°C ☀| Injrutama 30.2°C ☀
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Furballland
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Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:09 pm

Granted, you're morbidly obese after you ate a single Big Mac.

i wish i was in Japan in 1990s.
Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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The free city of Kravolec
Envoy
 
Posts: 291
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The free city of Kravolec » Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:09 pm

granted, i can't courrpt this, you broke the cycle congrats
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:11 pm

Granted, but they're made from Activision and they don't work properly unless you pay a lot of money.


I wish I was Superman.
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:13 pm

Granted, but you're Kryptonite is broken into a million pieces after you use the lazer.

i wish i could go to Taiwan.
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5741
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:10 pm

Granted. You go to Taiwan the day the Chinese communist party launches an invasion.


I wish that only 1 million dollars could be spent by each election candidate, and any more campaign funds raised for that person had to go to established, non-political charities that actually helped people that aren't politicians.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun Dec 25, 2022 6:54 pm

Granted, The extra campaign funds are slapped with an 99.99% Tax before being handed to Charities.


I wish Cleveland was a amazing place to live in and visit.
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Dec 25, 2022 6:57 pm

Granted the rest of ohio is literal hell (Ohio origin story)
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I wish the Mandalorian season 3 would come out soon
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Alski
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Alski » Sun Dec 25, 2022 7:24 pm

Wish granted, but Disney now charges $1 million per month to use Disney+ due to hyperinflation & somehow all pirate websites suddenly died

I wish I can eat spoons
The Empire Federation of Alski. A -228 civilization, according to this index.
A Class 1.6 Civilization according to this index.
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Mon Dec 26, 2022 5:34 am

Granted! you got choked to death by a spoon.

i wish i want a very high-end laptop
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Mon Dec 26, 2022 7:22 am

Granted you now want a laptop but cant get it (careful of how you word it)
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I wish there was more holidays
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:39 am

Granted, you always have holidays, no more works, and now you are poor if you don't have work.

i wish i could be an element bender.
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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New Georgia and the North Pacific
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1402
Founded: Mar 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Georgia and the North Pacific » Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:56 am

Yes, but everything you bend turns into shit.
Your local up and coming technological menace.

According to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 somewhere around 5-7, because civilian tech is hyper-advanced, military, not so much. About 4.8 if we include project Hercules, which created superhumans.

Population: 35 billion (cuz moon colony cool)

Founder of the ODP, and Foreign Lead.

FT: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1816164

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1816323

F7 is where I use FT Canon


9axes: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=100&i=0
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Finn And Keran 2
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: May 20, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Finn And Keran 2 » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:09 pm

No wish so I'll just move on

I wish my IQ was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Pizza is better than F7.
Pizza is better than any forum on NS.
Pizza is superior.
DO NOT SAY PIZZA IS BAD OR SAY GOODBYE!/jk
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New Georgia and the North Pacific
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Posts: 1402
Founded: Mar 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Georgia and the North Pacific » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:10 pm

Finn And Keran 2 wrote:No wish so I'll just move on

I wish my IQ was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Oh sorry. It is but your head grows equivalent to your IQ



I wish to be omnipotent in everything and immortal with eternal youth.

(Eat that BN)
Your local up and coming technological menace.

According to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 somewhere around 5-7, because civilian tech is hyper-advanced, military, not so much. About 4.8 if we include project Hercules, which created superhumans.

Population: 35 billion (cuz moon colony cool)

Founder of the ODP, and Foreign Lead.

FT: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1816164

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1816323

F7 is where I use FT Canon


9axes: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=100&i=0
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Finn And Keran 2
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: May 20, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Finn And Keran 2 » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:24 pm

New Georgia and the North Pacific wrote:
Finn And Keran 2 wrote:No wish so I'll just move on

I wish my IQ was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Oh sorry. It is but your head grows equivalent to your IQ



I wish to be omnipotent in everything and immortal with eternal youth.

(Eat that BN)

Granted, It's your look that makes you look young but you get wrinkles as a sign of getting older.
I wish that i went to NationStates heaven
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Pizza is better than F7.
Pizza is better than any forum on NS.
Pizza is superior.
DO NOT SAY PIZZA IS BAD OR SAY GOODBYE!/jk
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New Georgia and the North Pacific
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Posts: 1402
Founded: Mar 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Georgia and the North Pacific » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:28 pm

Yes, except you get there as Jakker.

/(Skipme)
Your local up and coming technological menace.

According to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 somewhere around 5-7, because civilian tech is hyper-advanced, military, not so much. About 4.8 if we include project Hercules, which created superhumans.

Population: 35 billion (cuz moon colony cool)

Founder of the ODP, and Foreign Lead.

FT: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1816164

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1816323

F7 is where I use FT Canon


9axes: https://9axes.github.io/results.html?a= ... &h=100&i=0
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