Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Trump Almighty]

Granted, but you also know made up words like Bigly and Covfefe

I wish Florida would stop making so many hurricanes

[Luna Bean]

Granted, your feet cannot move downward and you are doomed to go up into the sky, never to return.

I wish for a 4x4 rubiks cube

[Ascovo]

Wish Granted, your cake has turned into SpongeBob Squarepants. You are eating him everyday. He has bloody eyes.
I wish I can eat cake everyday.

[Luna Bean]

What the heck
/stillme

[Nythopia]

Granted, but the cake is always soggy and burnt.

I wish Ukraine will defeat Russia.

[Furballland]

Granted, but Ukraine Cease to Exist due to economic crisis

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i wish there is no People's Republic of China.

[Anti-Cheeseheads]

Granted. There is no china at all, resulting in a Global Economic crisis due to the loss of a mojor trading partner.




I wish the Minneapolis Marines win The Communist Bloc Lacrosse Championship

[Luna Bean]

Uh, granted. The way I which your wish is corrupted is that you intended for it to be difficult to corrupt, but instead I am corrupting it this way, which is easy.

I wish for a 4x4 rubiks cube since I got skipped last time

[Zorinitiee]

granted! but all the sides of the cube are painted black so the puzzle part about it is NO FUN!


I wish for a friend

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, your friend starts bullying you a few years later and manages to screw up your social life temporarily.


I wish for all of the Infinity Stones and the ability to endure their powers.

[Procrast]

Granted, you now have a really good friend that you are able to connect with easily and become best friends. However, you begin to develop romantic feelings for your friend to the point that you want to marry them. But you are pretty sure your friend loves someone else and that telling them how you feel will make the friendship awkward to the point where both of you will stop hanging out after some time. So, you are forced to deal with this unrequited love for as long as you are with them.

I wish for a world without borders!

[Furballland]

Granted! but a few years later, they will fight against one another, and start an anarchy

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I wish there is no Language Barrier.

[San Lumen]

granted but everyone speaks Klingon

I wish everything in the Marvel Cinematic Universe was real and our universe was Earth 616.

[The free city of Kravolec]

granted, but every time some superhero uses a car as a weapon its your car

i wish for a corrupted

[Luna Bean]

Granted, your device gets an unfixable virus

I wish that somebody would grant Washington-Columbia's wish to have all infinity stones and the strength to control them without being hurt

[San Lumen]

Granted but I steal them.

I wish all supernatural creatures were real.

[Wochaystein]

Granted but I steal them.

I wish all supernatural creatures were real.

Granted, but they destroy your world.

I wish for a new pair of shoes

[Furballland]

Granted, but it washed away in the river, once you've open it.

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i wish i wanted to be a President

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, but I think that guy who's named Lalo Is approaching you and your Secret service agents seem to be missing.


I wish I was Elon Musk.

[The Kosaki City Authority]

You will be elon musk, but you will be a manchild

Death

[Furballland]

you disappear from the world into thin air.

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I wish i was located in Antarctica, or Greenland.

[San Lumen]

granted but the winters are brutal every year from now on.

I wish there were no atheists anywhere in the world.

[The free city of Kravolec]

granted but the winters are brutal every year from now on.

I wish there were no atheists anywhere in the world.

granted, there is nothing

i wish for a hug

[The Dodo Republic]

granted but I kick you in the balls after

I want a pet dodo

[Fatatatutti]

I want a pet dodo

Alphonse went under cover as a dodo once in a movie about a time machine. But he doesn't like to be petted.

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I wish I had Alphonse's autograph.