Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Enthisea** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:40 pm

Granted, you are an error, you are really an error, your wishes are now completely corrupted, and you will get an atom, of yourself instead.

I wish the Educational System are better than before.

by **Furballland** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:45 pm

It came true, Your eduaction system made your children go crazy because of the stress by your education system, and you spend 99.99% of your government spending on education.

I wish i could live in paradise.

by **Procrast** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:41 am

Granted. You get to live the rest of your life in paradise, which amounts to a minute.

I wish the next guy to wish gets two wishes instead.

by **Furballland** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 8:39 am

Granted. the next gut gets two corrupted wishes.

I wish i want to be Mariah Carey

by **Floofybit** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:49 am

Granted. You now want to be Mariah Carey. You will never be Mariah Carey, but you want to be. You also don't know the words to Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

I wish I had a piece of chocolate

by **Gavia Penguis** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 1:24 pm

Granted. You "had" a piece of chocolate, in the past.

I wish for a snowy Christmas.

by **Furballland** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 12:49 am

Granted, but the snow only lasted for 2 seconds, and if you want it longer, it will snow for more than a million years, i bet you will not survive for a million years, also Christmas never Happen in your wish.

I wish i get a ticket to got to the "Infamous" FIFA Qatar 2022.

by **Enthisea** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 4:26 am

You get a ticket to Qatar instead, and you will be an unpaid worker, which the Qatari Government Refused to pay you, also you will live in terrible conditions, and also your team will get nul goals, while the opponent got 5 goals, which the people will riot in front of the stadium, which is the fans of your team, and the Qatari Police will brutally knocked your fans, and sent to jail.

I wanted our civilization to prosper even more.

by **Blue Orb** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 4:40 am

It will prosper but it will be reliant on a cult of personality that will come crashing down as soon as a investigative journalist comes across it

Good bread

by **Nythopia** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:58 pm

Granted, but you get it from an alternate universe where good is bad, and bad is good.

I wish that I was a mannequin.

by **Dalavi** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 8:05 pm

granted: its in an abandoned store

karens ceaseing to exist

by **Furballland** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:14 pm

Granted, But You were sent to the world of that same people who you wanted them to cease to exist, yup thats Karens

I wish i could be Jiafei

by **Enthisea** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 11:08 am

You wanted to become Jiafei, but you never be, because you are kidnapped by Jiafei instead, and forced you to Buy Products From Jiafei.

i wish i could live in My Own Nation.

by **Nythopia** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 5:02 pm

Granted, but it's in the middle of a civil war.

I wish that Germany will win the world cup next time.

by **Teletubieland** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:42 pm

Granted, but its women's football.

I wish companies would stop using covid as an excuse for not providing regular service.

by **Furballland** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 8:38 pm

Granted, But everyone has COVID, except the companies.

i wanted to be a panda.

by **Independent Republic of Boldonia** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 8:41 pm

Umm... ok? I'm not sure why you decided to bring that up considering you said it in past tense. So I assume you don't want to be a panda anymore?

I wish to own all of the unlocks in a specific video game I play instantly.

by **Luna Bean** » Fri Dec 16, 2022 9:08 pm

Granted, it's The Game, and now you've thought of it and lost.

I wish to be able to grant wishes without having to come up with my own wishes

by **Furballland** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:27 am

Granted, you will get a random wishes instead, and you will get a wish that you don't like

i wish i could have an apartment that is mine.

by **Procrast** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:41 am

Granted, your apatment is now a uranium mine.

I wish I can always type what I want to type with proper spelling.

by **Kranistan** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:23 am

Granted, but everything that you write from this moment until your last will be a disappointment to you and everyone who has the displeasure of reading it.

I wish for a fruitful, long and pleasurable life that ends peacefully.

by **Ozeanreisende** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:29 am

Granted you now live a 1-day longer life as an apple where your pleasure comes from the rain and you will peacefully die by being picked from the tree where your appleness will then be fed to a horse
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I wish to eat a chocolate bar that is ethically sourced, that is safe to eat and is milk chocolate, and is not melted

by **Cavirfi** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:31 am

Granted, it tastes very awful

I wish once again to be born in my own nation (as in I wish to be born in Cavirfi).

BN: The last time I wished this, someone said I was to be homeless. So please come up with another corruption

by **Talchyon** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 8:12 am

Granted. You are born in a fictitious nation. You no longer are "real".

I wish that World Cup fans became American football fans instead, and all followed the KC Chiefs regardless of how their score was, and that the Chiefs never disband.

by **Luna Bean** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:18 am

Granted, the next Chiefs game is a human crush scenario

I wish to know all of the words in the dictionary and what they mean

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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