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Nova Bromelia
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Posts: 105
Founded: Dec 23, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nova Bromelia » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:11 am

Scientificum wrote:I wish that every forum post I make from here on out will be the x,000th post on a thread.

Granted, but for you, the counting of the posts will not decimal, but with a random base number for each of your posts.

I wish trees could feel pain.
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This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
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Imperial Mexican States
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Posts: 94
Founded: Feb 29, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Mexican States » Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:42 am

Granted. They feel so much pain from environmental problems that they take vengeance and wipe out humanity.
I wish for a donut ice cream sandwich.

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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:44 am

Granted. There are cockroaches in it.



I wish for a burger.
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:47 am

Granted. I made sure you got some delicious meat, ketchup, mayo, and mustard on your order. Oh and some carolina reaper hot sauce in it.

I wish I have the motivation, skill, and time to create a book.
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Cavirfi
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Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cavirfi » Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:48 am

Granted, you write controversial political content


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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Dec 10, 2022 10:40 pm

Granted, but you are homeless


I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
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Furballland
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Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Sat Dec 10, 2022 11:00 pm

Granted, you will eat a rotten, moldy sandwich, with a 2 year dry aged turkey, and with a rotten veggies, and the bread is very moldy rye bread


I wish i get a Tuszuvudszkha Deer for my birthday gift
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.

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Wormfodder Delivery
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Posts: 552
Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:43 am

You get one, but as it is a fictional species, it is completely alone on the world, incapable of seeking a mate. And it knows that, you will know by the way it looks at you. It will know what you did.

I wish for a tungsten cube
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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:57 am

Here y'go, a tungsten cube one nanometer by one nanometer by one nanometer. Wait... I think it blew away.



I wish I could corrupt a fish.

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Luziyca
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Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:28 am

Granted. It's a f̴̤͙͈̼̂͒́̂̓̊͘̕ḯ̶͍̜͍̭͍͇̯̥̺͉͕̻͔̋͛s̷̢̢̧̢̛̳͖̼̞̝͈̦̖̰̞͊̈́̌̽̋̈́̒̄͆̚ḣ̴̡̫͇͔͚̺̦̮̉̾͐͊̑͛͜͜͝ͅ.

I wish that I can get my take-home final done today.
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Songateri
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Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 11, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Songateri » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:38 am

Granted. You will pass the test.
But you will need to pass another one.

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I wish we could finally explore the stars with spaceships.
Life is suffering.

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S C H O O L
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Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 08, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby S C H O O L » Mon Dec 12, 2022 11:59 am

Granted. But, on the first trip, you discover sentient being living on the stars, and are now under the constant threat of war from the interstellar nations.

I wish that narwhals could fly.

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Lollipop Torture Force
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Founded: Nov 15, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lollipop Torture Force » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:15 pm

Granted! What a fantastic wish. Unfortunately a narwal hits a plane and it crashes into your house so that I still get to enjoy the sounds of narwals dying in mass when they try to land but their body mass is to great and they split open



I wish you lived in my tooth
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Furballland
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Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:03 pm

Granted, but lived in a very rottened, and very dark, decaying tooth, which filled it with sugar, and acid, capable of decaying a tooth.


I wish i have a bigger city.
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.

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Okasia
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Posts: 8
Founded: Dec 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

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Postby Okasia » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:09 pm

Furballland wrote:Granted, but lived in a very rottened, and very dark, decaying tooth, which filled it with sugar, and acid, capable of decaying a tooth.


I wish i have a bigger city.



Granted, but there is an active nuke that can explode at any time and will destroy the whole city, and it cannot be disarmed.


I wish to live in my nation as a government official.

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Andronya
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Posts: 307
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Andronya » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:31 pm

Granted, but you're in the minority party and can't get anything passed.

I wish to have a house.
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Nythopia
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Posts: 14
Founded: Sep 02, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nythopia » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:33 pm

Granted, but your house is heavily damaged and it's impossible to repair.

I wish to live forever.
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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 413
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Mon Dec 12, 2022 8:36 pm

Granted, you take the form of a cockroach and are stuck in this form forever.

I wish I was Homelander.
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Nythopia
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Founded: Sep 02, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nythopia » Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:20 am

Granted but you have no powers.

I wish I could have a sandwich.

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Gavia Penguis
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Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:42 am

Granted, you could have a sandwich, but you don't.

I wish I had one of those fancy bagel cutter.
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Nythopia
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Founded: Sep 02, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nythopia » Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:11 pm

Granted, but you have no bagels.

I wish that I will get a non-corrupted sandwich.

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Bededonia
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Posts: 12
Founded: May 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bededonia » Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:16 pm

you got the non corrupted sandwich, but the sandwich is so big that when you finish eating it you will weight 5 times your current weight

i wish to live in a perfect world

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Furballland
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Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:32 pm

Granted, but you lived in the world, where theres always crime that you even withness it.


I wish i created a better democracy.
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.

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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:37 pm

Granted, now all living things can vote on this new election system!

I wish I can fly to the moon.
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Floofybit
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Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Tue Dec 13, 2022 8:38 pm

Granted, you can fly to the moon. You can't come back, however

I wish the person corrupting my wish would give me infinite, incorrupt wishes, and if they corrupt this wish by making it so the infinite wishes are corrupt, they are a rotten egg. I know, no one says rotten egg, but do you really want to be one?
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