Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Nova Bromelia]

I wish that every forum post I make from here on out will be the x,000th post on a thread.

Granted, but for you, the counting of the posts will not decimal, but with a random base number for each of your posts.

I wish trees could feel pain.

[Imperial Mexican States]

Granted. They feel so much pain from environmental problems that they take vengeance and wipe out humanity.

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I wish for a donut ice cream sandwich.

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Granted. There are cockroaches in it.

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I wish for a burger.

[Procrast]

Granted. I made sure you got some delicious meat, ketchup, mayo, and mustard on your order. Oh and some carolina reaper hot sauce in it.

I wish I have the motivation, skill, and time to create a book.

[Cavirfi]

Granted, you write controversial political content

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I wish I was born in my nation (as I wish I was born in Cavirfi)

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but you are homeless

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I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

[Furballland]

Granted, you will eat a rotten, moldy sandwich, with a 2 year dry aged turkey, and with a rotten veggies, and the bread is very moldy rye bread

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I wish i get a Tuszuvudszkha Deer for my birthday gift

[Wormfodder Delivery]

You get one, but as it is a fictional species, it is completely alone on the world, incapable of seeking a mate. And it knows that, you will know by the way it looks at you. It will know what you did.

I wish for a tungsten cube

[Fatatatutti]

Here y'go, a tungsten cube one nanometer by one nanometer by one nanometer. Wait... I think it blew away.

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I wish I could corrupt a fish.

[Luziyca]

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I wish that I can get my take-home final done today.

[Songateri]

Granted. You will pass the test.
But you will need to pass another one.

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I wish we could finally explore the stars with spaceships.

[S C H O O L]

Granted. But, on the first trip, you discover sentient being living on the stars, and are now under the constant threat of war from the interstellar nations.

I wish that narwhals could fly.

[Lollipop Torture Force]

Granted! What a fantastic wish. Unfortunately a narwal hits a plane and it crashes into your house so that I still get to enjoy the sounds of narwals dying in mass when they try to land but their body mass is to great and they split open



I wish you lived in my tooth

[Furballland]

Granted, but lived in a very rottened, and very dark, decaying tooth, which filled it with sugar, and acid, capable of decaying a tooth.

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I wish i have a bigger city.

[Okasia]

Granted, but lived in a very rottened, and very dark, decaying tooth, which filled it with sugar, and acid, capable of decaying a tooth.

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I wish i have a bigger city.

Granted, but there is an active nuke that can explode at any time and will destroy the whole city, and it cannot be disarmed.


I wish to live in my nation as a government official.

[Andronya]

Granted, but you're in the minority party and can't get anything passed.

I wish to have a house.

[Nythopia]

Granted, but your house is heavily damaged and it's impossible to repair.

I wish to live forever.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, you take the form of a cockroach and are stuck in this form forever.

I wish I was Homelander.

[Nythopia]

Granted but you have no powers.

I wish I could have a sandwich.

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, you could have a sandwich, but you don't.

I wish I had one of those fancy bagel cutter.

[Nythopia]

Granted, but you have no bagels.

I wish that I will get a non-corrupted sandwich.

[Bededonia]

you got the non corrupted sandwich, but the sandwich is so big that when you finish eating it you will weight 5 times your current weight

i wish to live in a perfect world

[Furballland]

Granted, but you lived in the world, where theres always crime that you even withness it.

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I wish i created a better democracy.

[Skelleftella]

Granted, now all living things can vote on this new election system!

I wish I can fly to the moon.

[Floofybit]

Granted, you can fly to the moon. You can't come back, however

I wish the person corrupting my wish would give me infinite, incorrupt wishes, and if they corrupt this wish by making it so the infinite wishes are corrupt, they are a rotten egg. I know, no one says rotten egg, but do you really want to be one?