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United States of Natan
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Postby United States of Natan » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:20 pm

Ausinia wrote:Granted, but nobody likes them

I wish for nothing

Granted, you are now surrounded by complete nothingness.

I wish bakugan were real.
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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:34 am

Granted but once bakugan will kill you.







I wish for telepathic skills.
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Okaydo
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Founded: Dec 19, 2018
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Postby Okaydo » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:37 am

Great Celestial China wrote:Granted, because it's so good everyone declares war on you and you die

I wish I had more people working in my prison

Granted, but they work extremely slow.

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Ausinia
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Postby Ausinia » Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:45 pm

Five Nations wrote:Granted but once bakugan will kill you.







I wish for telepathic skills.

Granted, but you need so much concentration, that you can’t do anything else

I wish for the world
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Semparia
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Semparia » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:21 am

Ausinia wrote:
Five Nations wrote:Granted but once bakugan will kill you.







I wish for telepathic skills.

Granted, but you need so much concentration, that you can’t do anything else

I wish for the world


Granted, you are transported to a diamond world and instantly killed by the gravity, if not that then the whole no oxygen thing, but at least you own it

I wish for a WW2 Italian Tank

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Abarri
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Postby Abarri » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:51 am

Granted. You are suddenly tried for crimes against humanity.

I wish my foot blister heals completely.
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Utceforp
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Postby Utceforp » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:54 am

Abarri wrote:Granted. You are suddenly tried for crimes against humanity.

I wish my foot blister heals completely.

Granted, the rapid replication of cells required to do so has given you seven different kinds of cancer.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Signatures are so 2014.

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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:10 am

Granted, instead, the fish kills you


I wish for food
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Semparia
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Semparia » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:11 am

Granted, you get horrible food poisoning.



I wish for the ability to make decent memes for once, and to actually be able to come up with ideas for them.

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Upper Ireland
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Upper Ireland » Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:36 pm

Granted, but for some reason a court has denied you computer access.

I wish for global cooling.

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Aaronian
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Postby Aaronian » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:17 pm

Hi, enjoy your second Ice Age! I'm so sorry you humans can't survive in these harsh environments.

I wish for the Earth to be warm again
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Pangania
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Postby Pangania » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:18 pm

Aaronian wrote:Hi, enjoy your second Ice Age! I'm so sorry you humans can't survive in these harsh environments.

I wish for the Earth to be warm again


Wish granted instead the Earth is now a star.

I wish I had friends!

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Kato Van
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Postby Kato Van » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:25 pm

Wish granted! They are all Anti-Vaxers!

I wish the Russian Republic never fell
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Rome-on-Venus
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Postby Rome-on-Venus » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:17 am

Kato Van wrote:Wish granted! They are all Anti-Vaxers!

I wish the Russian Republic never fell

Wish granted! But it will fall tomorrow.

I wish for France to collapse.
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Semparia
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Semparia » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:59 pm

Granted, but France comes back a year later, with immense power, taking over the world


I wish for a tiger(The tank not the animal)

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Rome-on-Venus
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Postby Rome-on-Venus » Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:10 pm

Semparia wrote:Granted, but France comes back a year later, with immense power, taking over the world


I wish for a tiger(The tank not the animal)

Granted, but the tank kills you, because it was dropped on you.

I wish for Germanic nations (including Anglo and Nordic) to take over the world.
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Etymology behind "strength through deception": They are strong, considering it is harsh, even on the terraformed Venus. Plus, the original Venus was Earth's evil twin.

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Rome-on-Venus
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Postby Rome-on-Venus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:24 pm

Dabberwocky wrote:Granted but the revolutions break it into a million piece.

I wish that the world was communist

Granted, a communist country called "The World" surfaces in Antarctica and immediately gets killed for violating the Antarctic Treaty System.

I wish for the BN's user to rule Liberia with an iron fist.
NOTE: Why isn't anyone leaving a corruption to my wish? Do I need to start Corrupt a Wish IX?
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:23 am

granted, I use it to take over the AN's user's country


I wish for three more wishes
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Pilipinas and Malaya
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:28 am

Granted, but your 3 wishes are weaker than all of the former wishes in this forum.

I wish to have a trip to Japan.
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Fallen Albali
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Postby Fallen Albali » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:26 pm

Granted; you're now an American soldier participating in Operation Olympic.
I wish I wasn't so miserable all the time
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Rome-on-Venus
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Postby Rome-on-Venus » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:03 am

Fallen Albali wrote:Granted; you're now an American soldier participating in Operation Olympic.
I wish I wasn't so miserable all the time

Granted, instead you are bipolar to the extreme.

I wish for the ability to fly.
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Scientificum
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:04 am

Granted. You are teleported to outer space, where you can """fly""" for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for the next poster to know what object shows are.
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Rome-on-Venus
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Postby Rome-on-Venus » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:53 am

Scientificum wrote:Granted. You are teleported to outer space, where you can """fly""" for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for the next poster to know what object shows are.

Granted, but you get teleported to earth as the sun expands into a red giant.

I wish to be an immortal hermaphrodite plant-girl. Why, you may ask? Because this is Corrupt a Wish, and I wanna see how you can corrupt the arguably corrupt.
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Etymology behind "strength through deception": They are strong, considering it is harsh, even on the terraformed Venus. Plus, the original Venus was Earth's evil twin.

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Rome-on-Venus
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Postby Rome-on-Venus » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:15 am

Please post at least once on Corrupt a Wish IX. This thread has gotten a low posting rate, so I figured I'd make one.
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The Zravvisk
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Postby The Zravvisk » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:30 am

Rome-on-Venus wrote:
Scientificum wrote:Granted. You are teleported to outer space, where you can """fly""" for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for the next poster to know what object shows are.

Granted, but you get teleported to earth as the sun expands into a red giant.

I wish to be an immortal hermaphrodite plant-girl. Why, you may ask? Because this is Corrupt a Wish, and I wanna see how you can corrupt the arguably corrupt.

Granted, you are also on fire for the rest of eternity so at least you'll have the stimulation of pain as you live though the heat death of the universe.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
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