Corrupt a Wish VIII

[United States of Natan]

Granted, but nobody likes them

I wish for nothing

Granted, you are now surrounded by complete nothingness.

I wish bakugan were real.

[Five Nations]

Granted but once bakugan will kill you.







I wish for telepathic skills.

[Okaydo]

Granted, because it's so good everyone declares war on you and you die

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I wish I had more people working in my prison

Granted, but they work extremely slow.

[Ausinia]

Granted but once bakugan will kill you.







I wish for telepathic skills.

Granted, but you need so much concentration, that you can’t do anything else

I wish for the world

[Semparia]

Granted but once bakugan will kill you.







I wish for telepathic skills.

Granted, but you need so much concentration, that you can’t do anything else

I wish for the world

Granted, you are transported to a diamond world and instantly killed by the gravity, if not that then the whole no oxygen thing, but at least you own it

I wish for a WW2 Italian Tank

[Abarri]

Granted. You are suddenly tried for crimes against humanity.

I wish my foot blister heals completely.

[Utceforp]

Granted. You are suddenly tried for crimes against humanity.

I wish my foot blister heals completely.

Granted, the rapid replication of cells required to do so has given you seven different kinds of cancer.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Window Land]

Granted, instead, the fish kills you


I wish for food

[Semparia]

Granted, you get horrible food poisoning.



I wish for the ability to make decent memes for once, and to actually be able to come up with ideas for them.

[Upper Ireland]

Granted, but for some reason a court has denied you computer access.

I wish for global cooling.

[Aaronian]

Hi, enjoy your second Ice Age! I'm so sorry you humans can't survive in these harsh environments.

I wish for the Earth to be warm again

[Pangania]

Hi, enjoy your second Ice Age! I'm so sorry you humans can't survive in these harsh environments.

I wish for the Earth to be warm again

Wish granted instead the Earth is now a star.

I wish I had friends!

[Kato Van]

Wish granted! They are all Anti-Vaxers!

I wish the Russian Republic never fell

[Rome-on-Venus]

Wish granted! They are all Anti-Vaxers!

I wish the Russian Republic never fell

Wish granted! But it will fall tomorrow.

I wish for France to collapse.

[Semparia]

Granted, but France comes back a year later, with immense power, taking over the world


I wish for a tiger(The tank not the animal)

[Rome-on-Venus]

Granted, but France comes back a year later, with immense power, taking over the world


I wish for a tiger(The tank not the animal)

Granted, but the tank kills you, because it was dropped on you.

I wish for Germanic nations (including Anglo and Nordic) to take over the world.

[Rome-on-Venus]

Granted but the revolutions break it into a million piece.

I wish that the world was communist

Granted, a communist country called "The World" surfaces in Antarctica and immediately gets killed for violating the Antarctic Treaty System.

I wish for the BN's user to rule Liberia with an iron fist.
NOTE: Why isn't anyone leaving a corruption to my wish? Do I need to start Corrupt a Wish IX?
@Dabberwocky: How would revolutions destroy Earth?
@people browsing: PLEASE RESPOND!

[Window Land]

granted, I use it to take over the AN's user's country


I wish for three more wishes

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

Granted, but your 3 wishes are weaker than all of the former wishes in this forum.

I wish to have a trip to Japan.

[Fallen Albali]

Granted; you're now an American soldier participating in Operation Olympic.

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I wish I wasn't so miserable all the time

[Rome-on-Venus]

Granted; you're now an American soldier participating in Operation Olympic.

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I wish I wasn't so miserable all the time

Granted, instead you are bipolar to the extreme.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[Scientificum]

Granted. You are teleported to outer space, where you can """fly""" for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for the next poster to know what object shows are.

[Rome-on-Venus]

Granted. You are teleported to outer space, where you can """fly""" for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for the next poster to know what object shows are.

Granted, but you get teleported to earth as the sun expands into a red giant.

I wish to be an immortal hermaphrodite plant-girl. Why, you may ask? Because this is Corrupt a Wish, and I wanna see how you can corrupt the arguably corrupt.

[Rome-on-Venus]

Please post at least once on Corrupt a Wish IX. This thread has gotten a low posting rate, so I figured I'd make one.

[The Zravvisk]

Granted. You are teleported to outer space, where you can """fly""" for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for the next poster to know what object shows are.

Granted, but you get teleported to earth as the sun expands into a red giant.

I wish to be an immortal hermaphrodite plant-girl. Why, you may ask? Because this is Corrupt a Wish, and I wanna see how you can corrupt the arguably corrupt.

Granted, you are also on fire for the rest of eternity so at least you'll have the stimulation of pain as you live though the heat death of the universe.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.