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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:45 am

Granted. The WA becomes The House of Fish.

I wish all books were free.

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:10 am

Fatatatutti wrote:Granted. The WA becomes The House of Fish.

I wish all books were free.

Granted. All books simultaneously burst into flames, instantly causing every book in the world to be free.

I wish that the universe would end in a Big Crunch and not a heat death.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:29 am

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire wrote:I wish that the universe would end in a Big Crunch and not a heat death.


Granted. The universe ends in a Big Crunch. A big Nestle Crunch, bar, that is. But what a way to go - diabetic poisoning from eating so much chocolate.

I wish for stamina.
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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:34 am

granted, once you begin a physical activity it takes you an immense amount of time and effort to stop.

i wish for a cat that is not violent, will not run away, and will not somehow kill me.
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Erynia and Draconia
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Postby Erynia and Draconia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:37 am

Granted. You also get a dog which is violent and runs away and somehow kills you.

I wish for the power to be invisible, and I can always choose when I want to be invisible or not.
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Nova Bromelia
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Postby Nova Bromelia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:47 am

Granted! And, you immediately succeed in wanting to invisible. Oddly, you can still see yourself in the mirror.

Dejected, you leave your house for a walk in the park. In front of you, a man frantically points in your direction shouting "There was a person there, I swear there just was a person and they just dissapeared in thin air!", as he is gently escorted away by two white-suited orderlies.

You also succeed in really wanting, for days and days, to not be invisible anymore.



I wish that, when I look at the eyes of another person who is physically near me, I know what they would, at that moment, most desire.
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Zul-ar
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Postby Zul-ar » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:51 am

Nova Bromelia wrote:Granted! And, you immediately succeed in wanting to invisible. Oddly, you can still see yourself in the mirror.

Dejected, you leave your house for a walk in the park. In front of you, a man frantically points in your direction shouting "There was a person there, I swear there just was a person and they just dissapeared in thin air!", as he is gently escorted away by two white-suited orderlies.

You also succeed in really wanting, for days and days, to not be invisible anymore.



I wish that, when I look at the eyes of another person who is physically near me, I know what they would, at that moment, most desire.

Granted. Your close friends wish you'd go away.

I wish that I possessed and infinite amount of real world US currency.
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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:13 pm

granted, usd are (is?) now useless, leading to the greater depression. on the plus side, you are now in history books, which are printed using some of the bills seized from your estate by the government.

i wish i was a better writer.
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The Soylent Green Party
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:01 pm

Granted! but you are only a tiny bit better, and every one hates what you write about.

I wish I legally owned and could drive a fully functioning Bentley Arnage that would not break down.
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:50 pm

The Soylent Green Party wrote:Granted! but you are only a tiny bit better, and every one hates what you write about.

I wish I legally owned and could drive a fully functioning Bentley Arnage that would not break down.

Granted. It doesn't break down, it blows up, with you in it.


I wish that the bitcoin bubble would pop.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Wed Mar 03, 2021 6:34 pm

Granted, you didn't say either it's literally or figuratively. So you better get running.

I wish I can squat dance.

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Erynia and Draconia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Erynia and Draconia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:42 pm

Nova Bromelia wrote:Granted! And, you immediately succeed in wanting to invisible. Oddly, you can still see yourself in the mirror.

Dejected, you leave your house for a walk in the park. In front of you, a man frantically points in your direction shouting "There was a person there, I swear there just was a person and they just dissapeared in thin air!", as he is gently escorted away by two white-suited orderlies.

You also succeed in really wanting, for days and days, to not be invisible anymore.


ok but this is actually cool
/skipme
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Tundra Terra
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Postby Tundra Terra » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:58 pm

Granted! Your incessant need to poop becomes a sort of toilet squat dance.

I wish i could own the military industrial complex.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:22 pm

Tundra Terra wrote:Granted! Your incessant need to poop becomes a sort of toilet squat dance.

I wish i could own the military industrial complex.

Granted. You are now the most hated man in America.
Yeah, that wish is bad enough for the wish itself to be the corruption

I wish that I could have infinite wishes.
I'm a master at arguing right after I hit "submit"

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Ayverin
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:44 pm

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire wrote:
Tundra Terra wrote:Granted! Your incessant need to poop becomes a sort of toilet squat dance.

I wish i could own the military industrial complex.

Granted. You are now the most hated man in America.
Yeah, that wish is bad enough for the wish itself to be the corruption

I wish that I could have infinite wishes.

Granted, nothing changes because this forum literally grant infinite wishes.

I wish I can expect the Spanish Inquisition.

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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:47 pm

Granted, you expect the Spanish inquisition, but it never comes.


I wish for a functioning TI-89 calculator.
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Tundra Terra
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:49 pm

Granted. They sent you a formal letter and a tea making recipe to expect them with your hospitality. Shortly.

I wish lobbying was banned.

Ninja:

Granted. You have to glove up and remove it from Stephen Hawking's colon.

I wish people were sensible.
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Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
"If bloodlust vikings, dorve tanks to school, had PMT-FT tech with Chaos -like fanaticism, this would be it."
-------------------------The Posthuman Coalition

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:04 pm

Tundra Terra wrote:I wish people were sensible.


Granted. Now, people are sensible. However, the governments of the world are taken over by paranoid androids, and they are not sensible. That means, the laws are even worse than now, the departments and ministries of justice overreact to nonsensical things while ignoring crime (sensible crime, but still crime), and there is no sensible way out of it.

I wish that fraud would be exposed.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Ayverin
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:08 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Tundra Terra wrote:I wish people were sensible.


Granted. Now, people are sensible. However, the governments of the world are taken over by paranoid androids, and they are not sensible. That means, the laws are even worse than now, the departments and ministries of justice overreact to nonsensical things while ignoring crime (sensible crime, but still crime), and there is no sensible way out of it.

I wish that fraud would be exposed.

Granted, a guy named Fraud is exposed for helping escaping North Korean prisoners of work camps. He was later shot by the North Koreans.

I wish I'm lucky

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Kromi
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kromi » Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:13 pm

Granted, you're lucky at failing to succeed.




I wish homework was abolished.
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Ayverin
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Postby Ayverin » Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:46 pm

Granted, I'm not gonna corrupt this wish because it's too good.

I wish cats rule the world

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Tocan Isle
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tocan Isle » Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:26 am

Granted. The cats are tyrannical rulers who oppress humans.

I wish to be president of my country, with an 100% approval rating.
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Hiram Land
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Hiram Land » Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:40 am

Granted. You are named president by some horses and other wildlife, and get to live in some rural place nobody has heard of.

I wish I can learn Spanish without a teacher.

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:02 pm

Hiram Land wrote:Granted. You are named president by some horses and other wildlife, and get to live in some rural place nobody has heard of.

I wish I can learn Spanish without a teacher.

Sí, sin embargo, es necesario que primero comprenda esta oración.

I wish that Zoom disappeared tomorrow.
I'm a master at arguing right after I hit "submit"

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Tocan Isle
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tocan Isle » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:20 pm

Hiram Land wrote:Granted. You are named president by some horses and other wildlife, and get to live in some rural place nobody has heard of.

that actually sounds fun! count me in

/skipme
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"Atā an pèr oa ekelō"
Democratic socialist, linguistically and ethnically diverse population, cheerful, free citizens, tropical rainforests, and mountainous terrain.

Factbooks: Overview | Political Parties | The President | Foreign Policy and Embassies
Want an embassy or consulate in Tocan Isle? Read this factbook and send me a telegram if you're interested.
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