Corrupt a Wish VIII

[The Dodo Republic]

Granted. But Saturn does the same and destroys the solar system.


I wish I had an Anime girl GF

[Ayverin]

Granted, she's literally the letter GF.

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I wish I can play Rondo Alla Turka on the Piano

[Babalabuska]

Granted, you can play it perfectly but it's the only thing you can play. Also, if anyone is around to hear it, you suddenly start playing horribly off-key.

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I wish to obtain drip.

[Nevadaia]

Granted, you are now melting

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I wish I was good at typing.

[Treciene]

Granted but you have typed so well that your keyboard keys have been swapped in the process.

I wish I had a donut corporation.

[Ayverin]

Granted, you later die young due to diabetes

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I wish to be Dr. Manhattan

[Window Land]

Granted, but immediately following the transformation, an anvil falls out of the sky and crushes you. That's what you get for accidentally walking under a forge during moving day. What, you didn't see the anvil precariously dangling there? I guess that's what happens after you're too obsessed over your transformation to look at your surroundings. Oh well, better luck next time.


I wish for Will E. Coyote to get crushed by his own anvil.

[Babalabuska]

Granted but you get crushed along with him.

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I wish that I could be sent to Minecraft.

[Electricate]

You get a job in Mojang and get fired when Microsoft buys it

I wish the next Windows design was based on Windows 95.

[Ayverin]

You get a job in Mojang and get fired when Microsoft buys it

I wish the next Windows design was based on Windows 95.

Granted, your window is now bulky and when I mean window, I mean the window glass.

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I wish Maphilindo exist.

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

Granted! Maphilindo is a prosperous Japanese puppet state after their victory in world war 2.

I wish we didn’t lose so much knowledge when the Spaniards conquered their parts of the new world

[Kromi]

Granted, the knowledge was never there in the first place.

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I wish I could solve a Rubik's Cube.

[Prusmia]

Granted, you can solve a 2x2 rubix cube.

I wish that whenever I said "more than 10,000 babies" the nearest 10,001-11,000 babies would stampede through my vicinity before returning to where they started.

[Talchyon]

Granted, you can solve a 2x2 rubix cube.

I wish that whenever I said "more than 10,000 babies" the nearest 10,001-11,000 babies would stampede through my vicinity before returning to where they started.

Granted, but since babies can't move very fast, or controlled, it takes forever, and you've now got your hands full changing poopy diapers and listening to colicky screams and tantrums.

I wish me taking a day off today doesn't backfire.

[Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa]

Granted! You get the day off because you have developed a case of the Black Death and you get sick leave

I wish that you could run .exe files on non-windows devices

[Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire]

Granted! You get the day off because you have developed a case of the Black Death and you get sick leave

I wish that you could run .exe files on non-windows devices

Granted, but every monday all windows systems have to simultaneously crash at the worst time possible as a sacrifice to allow .exe files to run on other systems.

I wish nukes never existed (oh god this is about to get political).

[NewBlackStation]

listen man im a genie, not a make a wish foundation


I wish my crippling depression is gone

[The Dodo Republic]

Granted! However the pills have a side effect of death.



I wish to be good at minecraft

[Flashboom]

granted you are good at mining crafts
i wish for a Girlfriend

[Window Land]

Granted, you get a friend who is a girl, and she permanently friend zones you.


I wish for a reasonable tolerance for spicy foods.

[Wink Wonk We Like Stonks]

granted, you no longer have heat receptors anywhere in/on your body.

i wish for a pack of graph paper.

[Ayverin]

granted, you no longer have heat receptors anywhere in/on your body.

i wish for a pack of graph paper.

Granted, now they're alive. Well.. Enjoy sadistically drawing them and hearing them scream....

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I wish for umm.......... An edible, non-stale, non-wet sandwich which consist of white bread, halal bacon and another bread.

[Talchyon]

I wish for umm.......... An edible, non-stale, non-wet sandwich which consist of white bread, halal bacon and another bread.

Granted. It's poisoned. It doesn't kill you, but man. You really got the runs.

I wish the RP I'm in would come to a glorious conclusion and the sequel is just as good.

[Window Land]

I wish for umm.......... An edible, non-stale, non-wet sandwich which consist of white bread, halal bacon and another bread.

Granted. It's poisoned. It doesn't kill you, but man. You really got the runs.

I wish the RP I'm in would come to a glorious conclusion and the sequel is just as good.

Granted. They make it happen by kicking you out of it.


I wish that this wish will be granted WITH REAL FIRE!

[Abbeyverne]

Granted. It's poisoned. It doesn't kill you, but man. You really got the runs.

I wish the RP I'm in would come to a glorious conclusion and the sequel is just as good.

Granted. They make it happen by kicking you out of it.


I wish that this wish will be granted WITH REAL FIRE!

Granted, your house burned down.

I wish that the WA would cease to exist.