Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Window Land]

Granted! But you'll actually be a dog forever

I wish for world peace.

Granted, it lasts for 12 seconds before everyone nukes each other.

I wish for the person above me to eat a block of cheese within the next 24 hours.

Granted, but you have to pay for it. That cheese has also been aged a long time, so it is quite pricey.


I wish that red wine I don't have to drink, pay for, or clean up gets dumped on the next poster's white carpet.

[Romextly]

Granted, it lasts for 12 seconds before everyone nukes each other.

I wish for the person above me to eat a block of cheese within the next 24 hours.

Granted, but you have to pay for it. That cheese has also been aged a long time, so it is quite pricey.


I wish that red wine I don't have to drink, pay for, or clean up gets dumped on the next poster's white carpet.

The next poster was borrowing it from a trillionare and the carpet was worth 60 million dollars and his goons kill you

I wish for nothing to happen to ants

[Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire]

Granted, nothing happens to ants. But they then rise up and enslave all of the planet's organisms for their mighty ant cause.

I wish Napoleon won his Russian campaign.

[Cczechiozvixalia]

Granted, nothing happens to ants. But they then rise up and enslave all of the planet's organisms for their mighty ant cause.

I wish Napoleon won his Russian campaign.

Granted, Napoleon successfully conquerers a majority of Russia but slips on ice and dies painfully on the stairs of moscow, france is than divided and its people split.

[South Americanastan]

Granted, you have not made a wish, thus it cannot be corrupted


I wish for a Dairy Queen to open in my area

[Shov Scien]

Granted. It's in the worst part of town and going there is just asking to get stabbed.

I wish for good luch on my state test tomorrow o_o

[Ayverin]

Luch? Well, here's the Loch Ness Monster. I don't know what you want to do with it.

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I wish the Soviet Union will rise and defeat the USA

[Romextly]

Luch? Well, here's the Loch Ness Monster. I don't know what you want to do with it.

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I wish the Soviet Union will rise and defeat the USA

Granted. It shots nukes and ensured MAD

I wish that life was horrible and gruesome

[Ayverin]

Granted, nothing happens but you later dies from a black hole that destroyed the solar system and then proceed to emit Hawking Radiation.

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I wish for Shrek 5.

[Romextly]

Granted, nothing happens but you later dies from a black hole that destroyed the solar system and then proceed to emit Hawking Radiation.

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I wish for Shrek 5.

Granted. It's only onions taking a bath in mud

I wish for us to all have shoes that are great in a good environment for shoes

[Window Land]

Granted, all shoes all already great in a good environment for shoes, so nothing happens.


I wish that my chromebook is faster.

[Prusmia]

Granted, it grows legs and runs away.

I wish for the person below to write their wish and my corruption in a haiku.

[Talchyon]

I wish for the person below to write their wish and my corruption in a haiku.

(Since you said that it had to be in a haiku, and not just in haiku format, I had to combine both corruption and wish into one haiku. BN, take note).

Granted. Wish is fouled.
I thus wish that the crises
Right here would end soon.

[Ayverin]

Granted, but since you did a haiku, all of humanity speak Japanese

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Eh, I wish I have object manipulation meaning I can manipulate any substance, lifeform and anything in the universe.

[Miku the Based]

Granted given what is done by the object is done to you.

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I wish for clothing at the soup store.

[Ayverin]

Granted, but you didn't specify what clothing so it'll be dirty and smelly clothing that will prevent customers from entering the store and soon an economic depression occurs.

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I wish for world annihilation

[Buchania]

Granted, the world is rebuilt

I wish for a cookie

[Ayverin]

Granted, the world is rebuilt

I wish for a cookie

Granted, it's from the nuclear winter that occurred at the wish.

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I wish Niger would be renamed to Western Chad

[Miku the Based]

Wish granted now Niger Annexed By chad, and there's a east north south.

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I wish for africa to be chad

[Ayverin]

Wish granted now Niger Annexed By chad, and there's a east north south.

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I wish for africa to be chad

Granted, but a great war occurred called the Chad-Nigger war

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I want muffin to die because ASDFmovie

[Prusmia]

*nom nom* Grw- sorwy I jwust ate a muffin and I have some left in my mouth. Anyways granted, the muffin from ASFD has died but has not been eaten, he has gone without purpose.

I wish for the post below to say cheese.

[Window Land]

Say cheese! *click* I'll just be off enjoying this very unflattering picture of you.


I wish for the BN's wish to be a metaphor.

[Babalabuska]

Granted.


I wish it started raining cats and dogs over AU who forced my wish to be a metaphor.

[Abbeyverne]

Granted.


I wish it started raining cats and dogs over AU who forced my wish to be a metaphor.

Granted, but they are soft and cuddly.

I wish my nation's military was 10 times it's current size.

[Buchania]

Granted, this causes your people to hate you

I wish for cheems as my pet