Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Hellslayer]

Granted. Now that news is entirely privatised, the only thing on TV at all is ads.

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I wish that I never have to pay for anything ever.

[Tsarstvo Alyaski]

Granted. Now that news is entirely privatised, the only thing on TV at all is ads.

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I wish that I never have to pay for anything ever.

Granted, now everything you take counts as theft.
Sorry. Even as a 'benevolent' genie, I can't change the law *Shrugs*

I wish for a pony. A couple of stipulations, the pony is immortal, it is completely sane minded and it's size shall be unaltered from an average size of a pony.
try me

[FenexOrg]

Granted, but the pony has no skin.

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I wish that I will get a Ph.D.

[Korean Proletarians]

Granted. It's a Ph.D. in Extraterrestrial Politics, and hardly anyone takes you seriously anymore as a result.

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I wish everyone had free bananas.

[New American Unionist State]

Granted! but now everyone is alergic and dies.


I wish for a gf.

[Terra Potestatem]

granted but she eats one raw onion every day

I wish for a smaller version of myself to keep in my pocket.

[Dominos Pizza Restaurant]

Granted, but you squish it in your pocket, and are arrested for manslaughter.
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I wish for some local pizza places to actually be decent.

[New American Unionist State]

Granted! but only the local ones are good and They are WAY to expencive and everyone Floods them so you never get in.


I wish for a United Earth

[Tsarstvo Alyaski]

Granted. This only occurs when Earth is threatened by an Extra - Terrestrial Empire.

I wish for the events from the movie 'The Day After Tomorrow' to never be realised...

[Mountainus]

Granted, but every Monday, a large storm trashes your house and only your house.

I wish for a million bucks, no strings attached.

[Kionian]

Granted, a million dollars appear out of thin air, causing the government to get suspicious and arrest you.

I wish to have all knowledge, instantly, for eternity, including new knowledge, with the same brain size and density.

[Apabeossie]

Granted. You have all knowledge but you lose the ability to use that knowledge, so you're effectively the storage rather than an intelligent person.

I wish season 3 of cards comes out now, with an inscription period.

[Miku the Based]

Wish granted the third installment of the deck of 52 has been released into the public and now it's up to you to catch all the cards.

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I wish that I had purpose

[Socialist States of Ludistan]

Granted! Your purpose is to be tortured for all entirety.

I wish for the Middle East to disappear.

[Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes]

Granted! The Middle east dissapears and now instead of the Middle East is a Blackhole which devours the Earth.

Could I have a cup with tea?

[Nova Bromelia]

Honestly, that wish is probably actually going to be granted, in a corrupted way, IRL : global warming will make the Middle East unlivable for humans by the end of this century. Western countries can expect to be flooded by over a billion climate refugees well before that. Social, economic and political stability will collapse, globally, the young generation of today can expect to see their children and grandchildren growing up with poverty, famine and violence.

Damn. Now I have even gotten myself a little depressed. Let's do an uplifting wish.

Ah, and fortunately, ninja'd !

Wish granted! The only tea available is Rooibos, though.

I wish people were more interested in each others wellbeing than in their own aquisition of money and "stuff".

[Polish PR]

Granted. You live in Kampuchea, but more modernized.






I wish I lived in my nation's canon/universe.

[The Republic Of Williamsburg]

Granted but your nation has been conquered and subjagated by another universe’s nation.

I wish that the person granting me the wish would f**king die without affecting anyone else including me.

[Apabeossie]

Granted. We roll a pair of die and the results are 3 and 5.

I wish for an ultraviolet highlighter.

[Hellslayer]

Granted. It emits so much UV from it that you get cancer and die.

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I wish that I can see anywhere in the universe I want by looking in a reflective surface.

[Sword Island]

Granted. It emits so much UV from it that you get cancer and die.

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I wish that I can see anywhere in the universe I want by looking in a reflective surface.

granted. It is uncontrollable

I wish for a NSSCRA Tier 1 One win

[Prusmia]

Granted, however, your win was caused by a cascade on the track that you caused by slamming into a car which caused an explosion resulting in the deaths of all the other riders and 53 spectators.
(OOM NOTE: I assume you meant NASCAR because I couldn't figure out what NSSCRA was.)

I wish for a block of room temperature block of cheese to appear on my counter with no extrasolar, spacial, reality-bending, reality-warping etc... powers.

[Zul-ar]

Granted. A room temperature block of cheese falls from the sky, breaks a hole in your roof, and lands on the counter.

I wish for omnipotence

[Prusmia]

Granted. A room temperature block of cheese falls from the sky, breaks a hole in your roof, and lands on the counter.

I wish for omnipotence

Hey, I think I still come out on top here. I got a block of cheese and that is all that matters.

/skipme

[Quartia and Karafuto]

I wish for omnipotence

Granted. You now have the power to do absolutely anything... in The Sims 4.

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I wish World War II never happened.