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Hellslayer
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: May 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellslayer » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:45 am

Granted. Now that news is entirely privatised, the only thing on TV at all is ads.


I wish that I never have to pay for anything ever.
"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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Tsarstvo Alyaski
Diplomat
 
Posts: 719
Founded: Dec 30, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:28 am

Hellslayer wrote:Granted. Now that news is entirely privatised, the only thing on TV at all is ads.


I wish that I never have to pay for anything ever.


Granted, now everything you take counts as theft.
Sorry. Even as a 'benevolent' genie, I can't change the law *Shrugs*

I wish for a pony. A couple of stipulations, the pony is immortal, it is completely sane minded and it's size shall be unaltered from an average size of a pony.
try me

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FenexOrg
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby FenexOrg » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:34 am

Granted, but the pony has no skin.

I wish that I will get a Ph.D.
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⋈ It is the year C.C. 4060 and a Storm is Brewing in the Afterlife ⋈
The Fenex Hegemony is an insurgent organization/space fleet that seeks to spreads its ideals by force and move towards overthrowing their Creator Deity. Most of the population is made up of robots, but human followers of its ideology are becoming more common and are actively encouraged. Currently locked in a three-way war with Heaven and Hell.
Voice of the Soul
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Korean Proletarians
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Korean Proletarians » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:00 am

Granted. It's a Ph.D. in Extraterrestrial Politics, and hardly anyone takes you seriously anymore as a result.
I wish everyone had free bananas.

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New American Unionist State
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby New American Unionist State » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:04 am

Granted! but now everyone is alergic and dies.


I wish for a gf.

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Terra Potestatem
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Oct 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Terra Potestatem » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:45 am

granted but she eats one raw onion every day

I wish for a smaller version of myself to keep in my pocket.
Terra Potestatem, land of power (not yet a land of justifiable claims).


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Dominos Pizza Restaurant
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Oct 28, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominos Pizza Restaurant » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:58 am

Granted, but you squish it in your pocket, and are arrested for manslaughter.
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I wish for some local pizza places to actually be decent.
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It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a triangle business™
Suriyanakhon wrote:
Nilokeras wrote:
Ah yes, our primate cousins the bonobos, where conflicts with outsiders are solved by having sex with them then cuddling.


That would be... an interesting solution to international diplomacy. Trump x Khamenei when?

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
Wexas wrote:What's your Etsy? I need this in my life.

B O W D O W N T O T H E G E O R G E .

Neanderthaland wrote:

Is it bad that I kinda want one?

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New American Unionist State
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby New American Unionist State » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:01 am

Granted! but only the local ones are good and They are WAY to expencive and everyone Floods them so you never get in.


I wish for a United Earth

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Tsarstvo Alyaski
Diplomat
 
Posts: 719
Founded: Dec 30, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:03 am

Granted. This only occurs when Earth is threatened by an Extra - Terrestrial Empire.

I wish for the events from the movie 'The Day After Tomorrow' to never be realised...

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Mountainus
Attaché
 
Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 15, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mountainus » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:10 am

Granted, but every Monday, a large storm trashes your house and only your house.

I wish for a million bucks, no strings attached.
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We are a Early-PMT nation on a large island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Overview --- Airline --- Military --- Fourm7 Invasion Guide --- News
This nation only partly represents my IRL views.
My Puppet Nations:
New Oceanum

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Kionian
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kionian » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:50 pm

Granted, a million dollars appear out of thin air, causing the government to get suspicious and arrest you.

I wish to have all knowledge, instantly, for eternity, including new knowledge, with the same brain size and density.
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Apabeossie
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Jun 04, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Apabeossie » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:42 pm

Granted. You have all knowledge but you lose the ability to use that knowledge, so you're effectively the storage rather than an intelligent person.

I wish season 3 of cards comes out now, with an inscription period.
There is beauty in the world, even if it sometimes doesn't feel that way.
Check out my Factbooks!

~Your Average Happy Nation in a fictional place~
Overview Factbook ^-^
NS: European, Issue Author, F7er, Player.
RL: Likes Science, Birds, and Curry Rice.
https://huggle.jdf2.org/hug/apab
Yahlia wrote:Surely everyone likes penguins? Who doesn't like penguins? I refuse to believe there are people out there who have an opinion of them worse than 'indifferent'

Einswenn wrote:Moral of the story: in most cases it's not up to the other people to define who you are and who have to be. Full Quote

NationStates Moderators wrote:> So you're saying that Max Barry is our true lord and savior?
I can only say that the answer to that is at the end of a spiritual journey only you can take.

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Miku the Based
Diplomat
 
Posts: 551
Founded: Dec 03, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Miku the Based » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:49 pm

Wish granted the third installment of the deck of 52 has been released into the public and now it's up to you to catch all the cards.




I wish that I had purpose
January 8th, 2021 - I vow not to respond to anyone OOCIC/OOC I'm 100% serious
Do not ask me my opinion of LGBT. the mods don't approve.
Yes, I'm Homophobic, Transphobic etc. not stop incessantly responding to me and then have the audacity to claim I am the one "trolling". If I don't respond to you most likely I'm on your foe list. If one is hypersensitive I recommend putting me on your foe list
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Socialist States of Ludistan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 736
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:34 am

Granted! Your purpose is to be tortured for all entirety.

I wish for the Middle East to disappear.
Member of ICDN

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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Envoy
 
Posts: 274
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:40 am

Granted! The Middle east dissapears and now instead of the Middle East is a Blackhole which devours the Earth.

Could I have a cup with tea?
Member of ICDN
Still working on all of my factbooks

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Nova Bromelia
Attaché
 
Posts: 93
Founded: Dec 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nova Bromelia » Mon Jan 25, 2021 2:06 am

Honestly, that wish is probably actually going to be granted, in a corrupted way, IRL : global warming will make the Middle East unlivable for humans by the end of this century. Western countries can expect to be flooded by over a billion climate refugees well before that. Social, economic and political stability will collapse, globally, the young generation of today can expect to see their children and grandchildren growing up with poverty, famine and violence.

Damn. Now I have even gotten myself a little depressed. Let's do an uplifting wish.

Ah, and fortunately, ninja'd !

Wish granted! The only tea available is Rooibos, though.

I wish people were more interested in each others wellbeing than in their own aquisition of money and "stuff".
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
Black Lives Matter.

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Polish PR
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Polish PR » Mon Jan 25, 2021 3:27 am

Granted. You live in Kampuchea, but more modernized.






I wish I lived in my nation's canon/universe.
Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
Civilization's class: 1.4 (according to this index)
My nation doesn't represent my RL views. It has been created for artistic purposes and is not intended to promote anything.
News
Year: 2021

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The Republic Of Williamsburg
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Dec 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic Of Williamsburg » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:16 am

Granted but your nation has been conquered and subjagated by another universe’s nation.

I wish that the person granting me the wish would f**king die without affecting anyone else including me.
“The Prisoners Guard Their Hell”
“The Tragedy Long Forgotten Becomes Farce”
“Nothing Can Or Should Last Forever”
“I do not see race everyone will be conscripted”
Military is 5-5-9 according to index

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Apabeossie
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Jun 04, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Apabeossie » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:29 am

Granted. We roll a pair of die and the results are 3 and 5.

I wish for an ultraviolet highlighter.
There is beauty in the world, even if it sometimes doesn't feel that way.
Check out my Factbooks!

~Your Average Happy Nation in a fictional place~
Overview Factbook ^-^
NS: European, Issue Author, F7er, Player.
RL: Likes Science, Birds, and Curry Rice.
https://huggle.jdf2.org/hug/apab
Yahlia wrote:Surely everyone likes penguins? Who doesn't like penguins? I refuse to believe there are people out there who have an opinion of them worse than 'indifferent'

Einswenn wrote:Moral of the story: in most cases it's not up to the other people to define who you are and who have to be. Full Quote

NationStates Moderators wrote:> So you're saying that Max Barry is our true lord and savior?
I can only say that the answer to that is at the end of a spiritual journey only you can take.

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Hellslayer
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: May 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellslayer » Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:03 am

Granted. It emits so much UV from it that you get cancer and die.


I wish that I can see anywhere in the universe I want by looking in a reflective surface.
"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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Sword Island
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Dec 08, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sword Island » Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:07 am

Hellslayer wrote:Granted. It emits so much UV from it that you get cancer and die.


I wish that I can see anywhere in the universe I want by looking in a reflective surface.

granted. It is uncontrollable

I wish for a NSSCRA Tier 1 One win
Hello! This nation does use NS stats for the most part

The incoherent ramblings of a high school fres- ok this is getting a bit basic. A serious nation that likes Daft Punk and Fall Out Boy( especially Infinity on High) very much. And Regular Car Reviews, those guys are hillarous

Song of the Day
Da Funk- Daft Punk
https://open.spotify.com/track/0MyY4WcN ... d6f1a24650

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Prusmia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:49 am

Granted, however, your win was caused by a cascade on the track that you caused by slamming into a car which caused an explosion resulting in the deaths of all the other riders and 53 spectators.
(OOM NOTE: I assume you meant NASCAR because I couldn't figure out what NSSCRA was.)

I wish for a block of room temperature block of cheese to appear on my counter with no extrasolar, spacial, reality-bending, reality-warping etc... powers.

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Zul-ar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 399
Founded: Dec 18, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Zul-ar » Mon Jan 25, 2021 6:48 am

Granted. A room temperature block of cheese falls from the sky, breaks a hole in your roof, and lands on the counter.

I wish for omnipotence
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With diligence, bravery, and obedience

Wear your masks and social distance.
This nation does not align with my views. NS stats somewhat canon. A Class 2 Civilization according to this index.
My Countryball art.
Headlines: Female Tourist Released to Nation of Origin After Arrest for Indecent Exposure | Records From Season 5 of Radio Show "The Pious Man" Now For Sale | Actor Terrijorr From Hit Radio Show "The Pious Man" is Released, All Charges Dropped | New Sanitary Laws Go Into Effect | Mor-Leaf Prices Rise By .03%

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Prusmia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:32 am

Zul-ar wrote:Granted. A room temperature block of cheese falls from the sky, breaks a hole in your roof, and lands on the counter.

I wish for omnipotence

Hey, I think I still come out on top here. I got a block of cheese and that is all that matters.

/skipme
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Quartia and Karafuto
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Jul 26, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Quartia and Karafuto » Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:27 am

Zul-ar wrote:I wish for omnipotence

Granted. You now have the power to do absolutely anything... in The Sims 4.

I wish World War II never happened.
My nation - which is pretty much just a unified Korea with some extra territory - represents my real views, as does pretty much anything I say on the forums. NS stats only broadly representative. Feel free to call me Q&K or Quartia. Member of LITA

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