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The Nordic-Baltic Union
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 06, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Nordic-Baltic Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:49 pm

Granted, but Nevertopia never existed.

I wish my nan's incontinence issues will be cured.
The Nordic-Baltic Union
A theoretical union between some of the most remarkable and marvellous nations on the planet, and yes, some of the coldest too.
If this were to exist as a real life nation... wow, whatta country!

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New Makasta
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Makasta » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:48 pm

The Nordic-Baltic Union wrote:Granted, but Nevertopia never existed.

I wish my nan's incontinence issues will be cured.

Granted. Unfortunately they don't happen here on earth. Sorry mate


I wish for the above to be resolved well without death
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5157
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:37 am

Granted. But the incontinence issues that used to bother Nordic's nan get transferred to him instead.

I wish that the publishers clearing house prize phone call I just got hadn't been a scam.
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Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Arbys Cult » Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:07 pm

Granted. Instead of a scam, it was a prank.

I wish that black licorice was more popular.
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Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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New Makasta
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Makasta » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:38 pm

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted. Instead of a scam, it was a prank.

I wish that black licorice was more popular.

Granted. It sucks and people are miserable


I wish for minecraft 1.17 info
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Novia Xeneia
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Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Novia Xeneia » Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:31 am

Granted but the whole info turned out to be a April fools prank

I wish for a pc
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A democratic nation recovering from communist past.We are a democratic Republic with equal rights for everyone.
September 19,2020|Headlines:Cem Pike recovers fully from tuberculosis, returning to office tomorrow|Cem Pike's gets to the highest level again after receiving death threat saying he will be Assassinated if he returns back to office|Novia Xeneia becomes a Federal Democratic Republic after decision taken by the supreme court to restrict power of the Communist Party further

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20924
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:20 am

Granted, you get an SJW screaming at you about everything she thinks is racist


I wish for a toilet roll
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
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This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Mathuvan Union
Minister
 
Posts: 2246
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:23 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Granted, you get an SJW screaming at you about everything she thinks is racist


I wish for a toilet roll

Granted. Said roll disintegrates as you pick it up.


I wish I didn’t constantly have mozzie bites.

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Dryicor
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Jul 31, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Dryicor » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:28 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:Granted. Said roll disintegrates as you pick it up.


I wish I didn’t constantly have mozzie bites.


Granted, but now dogs bite you instead of mosquitos.

I wish I could have a tamed fox for a pet.
EMPIRE OF DRYICOR

DTV NEWS:
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The Dryicoran version of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' has produced its second top winner as Petra Jorgensson scooped 250 000 Kr last night. Nobody has ever won the Dryicoran top prize.
Dryicor has launched a new infrastructure project to connect Tuotalla and Aberteifi by a new 650m Kr bridge. It is expected to be completed by 2023.

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:29 am

Granted. It's legal to own a pet fox, but no easier to capture and tame one.

I wish I didn't trade away my signed Darkrai EX card for a Scolipede in 7th grade.
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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New Makasta
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Makasta » Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:32 am

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted. It's legal to own a pet fox, but no easier to capture and tame one.

I wish I didn't trade away my signed Darkrai EX card for a Scolipede in 7th grade.

Granted you drop it in a sink instead



I wish for the ablity to make an scp atricle
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Novia Xeneia
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Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Novia Xeneia » Sat Aug 08, 2020 11:51 pm

Granted but the power goes off and you lose all the work

I wish to be the king of an absolute monarchy for one day
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A democratic nation recovering from communist past.We are a democratic Republic with equal rights for everyone.
September 19,2020|Headlines:Cem Pike recovers fully from tuberculosis, returning to office tomorrow|Cem Pike's gets to the highest level again after receiving death threat saying he will be Assassinated if he returns back to office|Novia Xeneia becomes a Federal Democratic Republic after decision taken by the supreme court to restrict power of the Communist Party further

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20924
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:03 am

Granted, but the reason for your one day rule is that you'rr deposed and thrown into the clink


I wish for a $5 note
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sun Aug 09, 2020 7:22 am

Granted, but this is a Premium Wish that costs $6 for me to grant.

I wish to know the definitive correct pronunciation of "gif"
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Mathuvan Union
Minister
 
Posts: 2246
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Sun Aug 09, 2020 7:48 am

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted, but this is a Premium Wish that costs $6 for me to grant.

I wish to know the definitive correct pronunciation of "gif"

Granted. It’s ‘Ich Ben ein dummkopf’

I wish I had a $20 note

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Novia Xeneia
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Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Novia Xeneia » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:36 am

Granted but that note turned out to be fake and you got scammed

I wish I could understand calculus
A democratic nation recovering from communist past.We are a democratic Republic with equal rights for everyone.
September 19,2020|Headlines:Cem Pike recovers fully from tuberculosis, returning to office tomorrow|Cem Pike's gets to the highest level again after receiving death threat saying he will be Assassinated if he returns back to office|Novia Xeneia becomes a Federal Democratic Republic after decision taken by the supreme court to restrict power of the Communist Party further

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5157
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Aug 09, 2020 11:50 am

Novia Xeneia wrote:I wish I could understand calculus


Granted. You can understand calculus. But only the philosophy behind it, and not actually how to do it or what any of the symbols mean.

I wish this song was a hit song played as the theme music for a hilarious comedy rated PG or PG-13.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:02 am

Talchyon wrote:
Novia Xeneia wrote:I wish this song was a hit song played as the theme music for a hilarious comedy rated PG or PG-13.

Granted. It's the background music for the chase scenes on Alphonse and Fish. (But don't tell them it's a comedy - they think it's an action-adventure show.)



I wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all men.

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Danubian Peoples
Diplomat
 
Posts: 978
Founded: Sep 21, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danubian Peoples » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:11 pm

Granted. The world population is suddenly crushed to death by the spontaneous materialization of 7 billion Goodwill stores over their heads. (Don't ask me how they get people underground or in buildings, let's just say they do.) Since no one is left alive to squabble or fight, peace on Earth is technically achieved.

I wish people could fly.
NS stats are not used.
This nation does not reflect my IRL views on anything.

Valdez Islands is my puppet.

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Companus Mutati
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Companus Mutati » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:25 pm

Granted. Each person in the world has their own designated seat on an airplane. All the nations of the world spend billions updating their records and maintaining their planes, and the average flight carries an all-time low of 7 passengers.

I wish I suddenly became the owner of a medieval castle in England.

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Talchyon
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Posts: 5157
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:19 pm

Companus Mutati wrote:Granted. Each person in the world has their own designated seat on an airplane. All the nations of the world spend billions updating their records and maintaining their planes, and the average flight carries an all-time low of 7 passengers.

I wish I suddenly became the owner of a medieval castle in England.


Granted. And as the proud owner, you move in... only to find that it's haunted by a poltergeist who flings poo.

I wish I had free tickets, free travel, free lodging and no hassle or problems at work so I could go to any concert or sports event I wanted to.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Santa Selena
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:25 pm

Mate why did you leave Bob the Chimpanzee to control the nuclear stockpile? Now the whole world's gonna explode!


I wish for Rock Milkshake
Low quality posts since 2020!
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Arbys Cult » Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:23 pm

Granted, but the milkshake is actually a 20 ft marble statue that cost you $100,000.

I wish the keyboard on my new computer was more comfortable to use.
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Valtomecia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Valtomecia » Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:43 pm

Granted, but the keys work only 50% of the time.

I wish for chicken tenders (with fries) for every man, woman, and child on Earth.
Confederation of Valtomecia
A Nordic state in Northeastern North America still run by the járls and things.
Where Norse worship persisted despite Christian evangelism, the sagas were still written in runes, and the Viking explorers continued sailing and plundering.
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Luxenermy
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Posts: 14
Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luxenermy » Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:47 pm

Granted! The price of chicken drops to nothing, along with the price of fries. Many go out of business. No one is able to get enough chicken tenders (with fries) to survive on them along, without stealing others. The economic crisis seems to never end. The Great Chicken (and fry) Depression, as it's called, goes on for centuries before the world returns to normal. Accepting the chicken tenders (with fries).

I wish for 9 dancing bears in tutu's.
NS STATS ARE USED Except for the population, simply because that many people couldn't comfortably fit into that space. Our population is just the same as Germany and Luxembourg's combined.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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