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Mathuvan Union
Minister
 
Posts: 2303
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:31 am

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted. Instead of poison, this pineapple contains a talking sponge and a snail named Gary. Surely you wouldn't eat SpongeBob's house, would you?

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted. Allergies change their name to ‘Ich Ben ein dummkopf’.

I wish Misquitoes died. All of them. ALLL of them

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Tranzoria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 945
Founded: Feb 22, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Tranzoria » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:34 am

Granted. Now Africa is not held back from illness, which results in more power grabbing, and this ends the world in nuclear war.
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Nevertopia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 703
Founded: May 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:42 pm

I wish my sisters from my last wish would stop getting turned into inanimate objects! :(
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 13.2
Tier 6.5: Digital Discoverer | Level 4: Able Acolyte | Type 5.5: Regional Regent
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The Supreme Vatican Caliphate
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Jul 27, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Supreme Vatican Caliphate » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:45 pm

Granted, they die, and then get vaporized.
I wish for a nice, clean steak rib.

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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5161
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:02 am

The Supreme Vatican Caliphate wrote:Granted, they die, and then get vaporized.
I wish for a nice, clean steak rib.


Granted. But it's from your own rib.

I wish the left wouldn't silence the right, and would instead just debate with the right.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:15 am

Granted, but seeing the Left and Right peacefully debating scared the Center so much that they silenced both of them.

I wish for this person to exist.
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Northern Izmir
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jul 18, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Northern Izmir » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:24 am

Granted. They exist and it turns out that they have many faces, and they are hunting you down to kill you.

I wish that I could speak Russian like a native.

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The Soylent Green Party
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:14 pm

Granted, but you speak Russian like a Native American.

I wish that I could hop like a Bullfrog.
Rember, you are what you eat!

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Nevertopia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 703
Founded: May 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:56 pm

The Soylent Green Party wrote:Granted, but you speak Russian like a Native American.

I wish that I could hop like a Bullfrog.


Granted, you are now a bullfrog.

I wish to destroy all the people who corrupted my wishes about being reunited with my sisters. >:( :p Man theyre so lame, they never call or anything fml.
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 13.2
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Northern Izmir
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jul 18, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Northern Izmir » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:26 am

Granted, but those people turn out to be your sisters hiding under the guise of anonymity, so they die.

I wish that I didn't have OCD.

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:09 am

Granted, but you have to constantly check to make sure that you still don't have OCD.

I wish for THE SCROLLS!
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Free Republic of Hong Kong
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 178
Founded: Mar 26, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Free Republic of Hong Kong » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:11 am

Granted,The Scrolls will kill you now

I wish I marry a sexy supermodel
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5161
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:32 am

Free Republic of Hong Kong wrote:Granted,The Scrolls will kill you now

I wish I marry a sexy supermodel


Granted. You marry Fabio. He wants you to taste test things to see if they taste like butter or not. You go crazy because you're a heterosexual dude.

I wish real science more than hyped fear would be driving the coronavirus laws.
Current RPs -
Grand Theft Horse - A new comedy in the Old West. So far, it's a mix of Don Quixote, Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors, Heinlein's A Stranger in a Strange Land, and all number of others. This is a fun RP.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:32 pm

Granted, but the CDC and WHO constantly make new findings that render pending laws obsolete, so nothing is able to pass.

I wish my video was done uploading to YouTube.
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Tsunomaki Watame
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 31, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Tsunomaki Watame » Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:39 pm

Granted, but that account was suspended for violating YouTube's "Terms of Service" before the video was uploaded.

I wish I had a flock of sheep.
わためは悪くないよねぇ?
Watame did nothing wrong, right?

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:09 pm

Granted, but a pack of wolves suddenly appears and charges right at it. You survive the attack with some minor, superficial injuries, but all the sheep are dead.

I wish for every American to speak their ancestors' language(s) instead of English (e.g. English Americans would still speak English, Dutch Americans would speak Dutch, German Americans like Trump would speak German, Irish Americans would speak Irish, Latinos/White Hispanic Americans would speak Spanish, etc.).
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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 420
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:14 pm

Granted. America is now divided by the language barrier and falls into anarchy since nobody understands eachother, and Europe goes full colonialism mode and takes control of areas controlled by the ones who speak their languages. And the Native Americans get screwed over again.

I wish for someone to love me.

Edit: I also wish to not get ignored due to ninjas :’(
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I’m a Christian. I don’t try to convert people or threaten hellfire and brimstone, I just try to be a good person and a Christian, and hope that’s good enough.

I do happen to be a straight white male, and my Dad is a policeman, so feel free to call me bigoted just because of how I was born. I’ll gladly ignore you and bask in the irony. That being said, I don’t want to argue about things like this.

I’m an aspiring author. I’m working on a book right now, actually. Feel free to ask me about it if you want your head filled with useless facts about its universe.


Racism is bad, everyone. But hating all cops is just as bad. Let’s try to accept everyone.

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Minskiev
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1210
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:15 pm

Granted, however, tragedy strikes, as many children speak different languages due to cheating parents.
I wish there were double the amount of zebras there are, and I wish they were all placed in random zebra herds throughout the African Savannah.
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Commanarme
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 19, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Commanarme » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:19 pm

Minskiev wrote:Granted, however, tragedy strikes, as many children speak different languages due to cheating parents.
I wish there were double the amount of zebras there are, and I wish they were all placed in random zebra herds throughout the African Savannah.

Granted, the environment can't sustain them all, they eat all their food and die out.

I wish for hot chocolate.
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Pervincia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 12, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pervincia » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:21 pm

Commanarme wrote:
Minskiev wrote:Granted, however, tragedy strikes, as many children speak different languages due to cheating parents.
I wish there were double the amount of zebras there are, and I wish they were all placed in random zebra herds throughout the African Savannah.

Granted, the environment can't sustain them all, they eat all their food and die out.

I wish for hot chocolate.

Granted. It burns you internally and you die a painful death.


I wish I could live in England.
A time traveling potato has been discovered. It existed at the end of the universe with another potato. One went back in time, one traveled to a different dimension.

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Emeraldbridge
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Emeraldbridge » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:22 pm

Granted. The hot chocolate is exceedingly hot and you end up with severe burns from drinking it.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Granted. It rains every single day and you never get a good chance to leave the house.

I wish I had some chicken nuggets right about now.
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Pervincia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 12, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pervincia » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:25 pm

/skip

I almost ninja'd 2 times
A time traveling potato has been discovered. It existed at the end of the universe with another potato. One went back in time, one traveled to a different dimension.

I am the traveler.

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SatoSere
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 188
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby SatoSere » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:25 pm

Granted, but before you eat them your siblings pissed on it.


I wish Trump legally changed his name to "Not Putin" for the lolz.
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New Makasta
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Makasta » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:40 pm

SatoSere wrote:Granted, but before you eat them your siblings pissed on it.


I wish Trump legally changed his name to "Not Putin" for the lolz.

Granted Russia sues America for copyright infermnegt


I wish for me to be good at Hoi 4
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Santa Selena
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:35 pm

Granted, HOI 5 gets released and everyone leaves HOI 4


I wish for Nevertopia's sisters never meet Nevertopia
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