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Marsoslavia
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Founded: Mar 25, 2020
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Postby Marsoslavia » Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:50 am

Granted, you got serious deformation of your face, instead of acne.









I wish there was no piracy in Somalia.
A nation of Slavic Mars' colonists who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It was created for artistic purposes and it's 0% political.
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Mathuvan Union
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Posts: 4760
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:45 am

Marsoslavia wrote:Granted, you got serious deformation of your face, instead of acne.









I wish there was no piracy in Somalia.

Granted. Instead there are bandits

I wish I was Blackbeard
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The Arbys Cult
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Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:14 am

Granted, but, since this is the 21st century, you and your crew are immediately captured by Cuban authorities.

I wish the Republic of Pirates still existed.
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Exalted Inquellian State
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Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Exalted Inquellian State » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:23 am

Granted, but they take over the world, which devolves into anarchy and you die in that anarchy.

I wish that every TV Show adaptation was excellent, while running for a long time, and didn't take away the glory of the books or become just another brand.
My Speculative Evolution RP-https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=494906

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Mitary
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Posts: 49
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mitary » Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:35 am

Granted, but all normal shows suck and the remakes don't play in your area.

I wish you didn't have to get a driver's license and everyone knew how soon after birth and they never forgot how.
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This Represents my Views(plus some random stuff like atheism and not being part of America)
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Sarderia
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sarderia » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:35 am

Granted. There will be no cars instead; you must apply for a walking license.

I wish they released PS6 already so PS5 will get cheaper
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    For this is the time and place!
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    Unites the Human Race!

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Ovesa
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Founded: May 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Ovesa » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:37 am

Granted, both the PS6 and PS5 are ridden with constant crashes and errors, and game files corrupt constantly.

I wish gorillas were no longer endangered.

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Sarderia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sarderia » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:38 am

Ovesa wrote:Granted, both the PS6 and PS5 are ridden with constant crashes and errors, and game files corrupt constantly.

I wish gorillas were no longer endangered.

Granted. Humans are Gorillas now.

I hope Ovesa and Ignis conquered the whole world in the Frost RP in P2TM.
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    For this is the time and place!
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    Unites the Human Race!

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Minskiev
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Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:38 am

Granted, and Planet of the Apes happens. You get gorilla glued to a stick over a fireplace, and you get burnt to death, used as a meal.

I wish that Dark mode swapped with Rift mode, for utter chaos.
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Strahcoin
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Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:19 pm

Minskiev wrote:I wish that Dark mode swapped with Rift mode, for utter chaos.

Granted. The players don't care at all start a violent revolution, overthrowing the moderators and administrators of the game. They establish me, Strahcoin, as the new absolute dictator of the game. As a result, I pass ridiculous policies completely unrelated to the core issue. Everyone is now forced to sing the Spongebob Squarepants title theme twice a day under threat of their telegram pages being filled with chain letters, and the World Assembly resolutions can only be about different kinds of chairs.

I wish that every pizza had pineapple on them.
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Santa Selena
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Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:41 pm

But they're all poisoned so they're unedible
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Sarderia
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sarderia » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:11 pm

...there is nothingness above me...


I hope that all hopes never became a hope.
    So comrades, come rally,
    For this is the time and place!
    The Internationale,
    Unites the Human Race!

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Nevertopia
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Founded: May 27, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:34 pm

Sarderia wrote:...there is nothingness above me...


I hope that all hopes never became a hope.


Nothing happens because its not a wish.

I wish there were more fishes in the ocean equal to the entire biomass of life on the surface.
Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
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The Arbys Cult
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Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:09 am

Granted, but that ruins the environment, probably. I don't know, and I can't be bothered to look up how that would affect it.

I wish wasps and hornets would stop building their nests around my house.
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Mathuvan Union
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Posts: 4760
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:11 am

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted, but that ruins the environment, probably. I don't know, and I can't be bothered to look up how that would affect it.

I wish wasps and hornets would stop building their nests around my house.

Granted. Instead murder hornets constantly chase you

I wish there were lots more honey bees
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Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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Talatorrum
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Posts: 75
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Talatorrum » Sat Jun 20, 2020 10:50 am

Granted, but there emerges a predatory insectoid species, which will eventually make the honeybee go extinct.

I wish that I could do anything without any consequences, like wishing this wish for example.
I dont like libs, and I don't use stats but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Exalted Inquellian State
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Posts: 2661
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Exalted Inquellian State » Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:49 am

Granted, but some of the consequences would be subjectively good.

I wish I could stop any global conflict in the past, present, and future from happening.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Jun 20, 2020 3:42 pm

Granted, but the amount of nuance in political discourse ensures that with every conflict you solve, two more arise.

I wish KFC was good.
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Prosa
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Nov 16, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Prosa » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:13 pm

Granted, but now KFC is the only food you can eat.

I wish venomous spiders never existed.
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Corporoat
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Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:23 pm

Granted, but someone long ago who would have been killed by a spider rises up to become the most infamous and brutal ruler in history.

I wish time travel was possible and easy to do. (Nope, can't see how this could go wrong in any way)

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:19 pm

Corporoat wrote:Granted, but someone long ago who would have been killed by a spider rises up to become the most infamous and brutal ruler in history.

I wish time travel was possible and easy to do. (Nope, can't see how this could go wrong in any way)


Granted. You easily time travel to the cretaceous period and get stepped on by a dinosaur.

I wish people would not read their negative thoughts into what others say.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Minskiev
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Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:46 pm

Granted, but those people never speak again, and revolt against the voice fascists. The revolt goes nuclear, and the world is destroyed.

I wish for something so corrupt, that no corruption corrupts it more, only less. In the case of doing nothing, the wish becomes oppositely positive.
daily question: oranges or bananas

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Anecho
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Anecho » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:56 pm

Minskiev wrote:Granted, but those people never speak again, and revolt against the voice fascists. The revolt goes nuclear, and the world is destroyed.

I wish for something so corrupt, that no corruption corrupts it more, only less. In the case of doing nothing, the wish becomes oppositely positive.


Granted. You have joined ISIS. Enjoy your apartment in Mosul in 2016.

I wish I could fight the UFC announcer.

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Ovesa
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Posts: 526
Founded: May 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Ovesa » Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:53 pm

Granted. You are cursed with having his position for an eternity, 24 hours a day. You may not rest, you may not leave.

I wish seagulls had less hubris in them.

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Mathuvan Union
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Posts: 4760
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:49 am

Ovesa wrote:Granted. You are cursed with having his position for an eternity, 24 hours a day. You may not rest, you may not leave.

I wish seagulls had less hubris in them.

Granted. Instead they have a larger beak and look like a pelican

I wish the British had kept Hong Kong
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G'day. I have nothing to say. Damn. this rhymes. LOOK AWAY, MORTAL BEINGS!
Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all times. Yes, I am Hobbes
Best Song Ever. At The Rainbow in ‘74. Awesome.
Male. Refer to me as ‘he’ or I will bring memes. You do not want my memes.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch

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