Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Marsoslavia]

Granted, you got serious deformation of your face, instead of acne.









I wish there was no piracy in Somalia.

[Mathuvan Union]

Granted, you got serious deformation of your face, instead of acne.









I wish there was no piracy in Somalia.

Granted. Instead there are bandits

I wish I was Blackbeard

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted, but, since this is the 21st century, you and your crew are immediately captured by Cuban authorities.

I wish the Republic of Pirates still existed.

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Granted, but they take over the world, which devolves into anarchy and you die in that anarchy.

I wish that every TV Show adaptation was excellent, while running for a long time, and didn't take away the glory of the books or become just another brand.

[Mitary]

Granted, but all normal shows suck and the remakes don't play in your area.

I wish you didn't have to get a driver's license and everyone knew how soon after birth and they never forgot how.

[Sarderia]

Granted. There will be no cars instead; you must apply for a walking license.

I wish they released PS6 already so PS5 will get cheaper

[Ovesa]

Granted, both the PS6 and PS5 are ridden with constant crashes and errors, and game files corrupt constantly.

I wish gorillas were no longer endangered.

[Sarderia]

Granted, both the PS6 and PS5 are ridden with constant crashes and errors, and game files corrupt constantly.

I wish gorillas were no longer endangered.

Granted. Humans are Gorillas now.

I hope Ovesa and Ignis conquered the whole world in the Frost RP in P2TM.

[Minskiev]

Granted, and Planet of the Apes happens. You get gorilla glued to a stick over a fireplace, and you get burnt to death, used as a meal.

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I wish that Dark mode swapped with Rift mode, for utter chaos.

[Strahcoin]

I wish that Dark mode swapped with Rift mode, for utter chaos.

Granted. The players don't care at all start a violent revolution, overthrowing the moderators and administrators of the game. They establish me, Strahcoin, as the new absolute dictator of the game. As a result, I pass ridiculous policies completely unrelated to the core issue. Everyone is now forced to sing the Spongebob Squarepants title theme twice a day under threat of their telegram pages being filled with chain letters, and the World Assembly resolutions can only be about different kinds of chairs.

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I wish that every pizza had pineapple on them.

[Santa Selena]

But they're all poisoned so they're unedible

[Sarderia]

...there is nothingness above me...


I hope that all hopes never became a hope.

[Nevertopia]

...there is nothingness above me...


I hope that all hopes never became a hope.

Nothing happens because its not a wish.

I wish there were more fishes in the ocean equal to the entire biomass of life on the surface.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted, but that ruins the environment, probably. I don't know, and I can't be bothered to look up how that would affect it.

I wish wasps and hornets would stop building their nests around my house.

[Mathuvan Union]

Granted, but that ruins the environment, probably. I don't know, and I can't be bothered to look up how that would affect it.

I wish wasps and hornets would stop building their nests around my house.

Granted. Instead murder hornets constantly chase you

I wish there were lots more honey bees

[Talatorrum]

Granted, but there emerges a predatory insectoid species, which will eventually make the honeybee go extinct.

I wish that I could do anything without any consequences, like wishing this wish for example.

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Granted, but some of the consequences would be subjectively good.

I wish I could stop any global conflict in the past, present, and future from happening.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted, but the amount of nuance in political discourse ensures that with every conflict you solve, two more arise.

I wish KFC was good.

[Prosa]

Granted, but now KFC is the only food you can eat.

I wish venomous spiders never existed.

[Corporoat]

Granted, but someone long ago who would have been killed by a spider rises up to become the most infamous and brutal ruler in history.

I wish time travel was possible and easy to do. (Nope, can't see how this could go wrong in any way)

[Talchyon]

Granted, but someone long ago who would have been killed by a spider rises up to become the most infamous and brutal ruler in history.

I wish time travel was possible and easy to do. (Nope, can't see how this could go wrong in any way)

Granted. You easily time travel to the cretaceous period and get stepped on by a dinosaur.

I wish people would not read their negative thoughts into what others say.

[Minskiev]

Granted, but those people never speak again, and revolt against the voice fascists. The revolt goes nuclear, and the world is destroyed.

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I wish for something so corrupt, that no corruption corrupts it more, only less. In the case of doing nothing, the wish becomes oppositely positive.

[Anecho]

Granted, but those people never speak again, and revolt against the voice fascists. The revolt goes nuclear, and the world is destroyed.

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I wish for something so corrupt, that no corruption corrupts it more, only less. In the case of doing nothing, the wish becomes oppositely positive.

Granted. You have joined ISIS. Enjoy your apartment in Mosul in 2016.

I wish I could fight the UFC announcer.

[Ovesa]

Granted. You are cursed with having his position for an eternity, 24 hours a day. You may not rest, you may not leave.

I wish seagulls had less hubris in them.

[Mathuvan Union]

Granted. You are cursed with having his position for an eternity, 24 hours a day. You may not rest, you may not leave.

I wish seagulls had less hubris in them.

Granted. Instead they have a larger beak and look like a pelican

I wish the British had kept Hong Kong