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Scientificum
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Postby Scientificum » Sun May 17, 2020 8:12 pm

Granted. But if it wasn't a wish, then was it really granted?

I wish to become immortal, while still retaining the physical qualities of an adult, once I reach that stage of life. Can't possibly go wrong with that.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun May 17, 2020 8:15 pm

Granted. You are now Dorian Gray. Good luck with that.

I wish I could have brunch with the ghost of Shakespeare.
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Postby Luxenermy » Sun May 17, 2020 8:56 pm

Granted, his early modern english is very hard to understand. Also he has trouble understanding your late modern english. What conversation you do have ends up with you answering questions about your life that you don't learn anything new about Shakespeare, besides the way his voice sounds I suppose, and I guess his brunch food choices.


I wish I could fly a kite in a public place legally in london. (See: here for reference)
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Sun May 17, 2020 10:16 pm

Granted. Now everyone starts flying kites in public places. Eventually, the sky becomes so cluttered with kites that planes are unable to take off or land, and London's administration is condemned for lifting the ban. Political chaos ensues.

I wish for every nation in the world to broadcast this video every weekend on national television.
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New Makasta
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Postby New Makasta » Mon May 18, 2020 9:51 am

Piste-Land wrote:Granted. Now everyone starts flying kites in public places. Eventually, the sky becomes so cluttered with kites that planes are unable to take off or land, and London's administration is condemned for lifting the ban. Political chaos ensues.

I wish for every nation in the world to broadcast this video every weekend on national television.

Granted but since everyone knows they dont wacth it


I wish for girls und panzer to be real
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

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Xaojie
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Postby Xaojie » Mon May 18, 2020 9:54 am

Great, seems like the shells aren't actually safe, the armour is penetrated straight through, the Japanese Department of Education is condemned for killing girls.

Greta Thunberg goes to school
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Corporoat
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Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Mon May 18, 2020 9:57 am

That technically isn't a wish, but there is now a sitcom about the life of Greta Thunberg and her school hijinx.

I wish for bees upon my enemies.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon May 18, 2020 11:02 am

Corporoat wrote:That technically isn't a wish, but there is now a sitcom about the life of Greta Thunberg and her school hijinx.

I wish for bees upon my enemies.


Granted. All your enemies who were getting D's in school are now good students and getting B's.

I wish there was no false reporting about covid, even if it went against the perceived truth.
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The Arbys Cult
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Postby The Arbys Cult » Mon May 18, 2020 11:40 am

Granted, but the information overload about Covid-19 has caused such a burnout that nobody reads or watches the news anymore.

I wish resurrection was possible and easy to do.
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Marsoslavia
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Postby Marsoslavia » Mon May 18, 2020 1:05 pm

Granted but it's a heavy sin, punished by hell.








I wish changing the natural color of the growing hair and eyes (without using lenses) was possible.
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Mon May 18, 2020 1:43 pm

Granted, but you only change them to blaze orange, and it's not reversible.


I wish I could make a good recording of the song I'm trying to record.
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Monsone
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Monsone » Mon May 18, 2020 1:46 pm

Granted, but unfortunatelly the recording will be lost to history and never seen again.


I wish that English used it's own, non-Roman alphabet.
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New Makasta
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Postby New Makasta » Mon May 18, 2020 1:46 pm

Window Land wrote:Granted, but you only change them to blaze orange, and it's not reversible.


I wish I could make a good recording of the song I'm trying to record.

Granted nobody wacthes it

I wish for Girls und panzer to be real and safe
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Monsone
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Monsone » Mon May 18, 2020 2:13 pm

New Makasta wrote:
Window Land wrote:Granted, but you only change them to blaze orange, and it's not reversible.


I wish I could make a good recording of the song I'm trying to record.

Granted nobody wacthes it

I wish for Girls und panzer to be real and safe


You've been ninja'd.

/Skip
It's not pronounced Monsoon, or Monson-e, etc. It's Mohn-sohn-eh!

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Wochaystein
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Mon May 18, 2020 2:44 pm

New Makasta wrote:
Window Land wrote:Granted, but you only change them to blaze orange, and it's not reversible.


I wish I could make a good recording of the song I'm trying to record.

Granted nobody wacthes it

I wish for Girls und panzer to be real and safe

Granted they are real but they are not real women

I wish I've been in a relationship with someone
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Luxenermy
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Postby Luxenermy » Mon May 18, 2020 5:48 pm

Granted! Not the best tensing though. You now have memories you hate, having been in a relationship with a very abusive partner. It's left scars on your psyche, and it's tough to live with.

I wish I could animate as skillfully as the best animator at Pixar.
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Mon May 18, 2020 6:59 pm

Granted. You end up creating an animated film with spectacular animation and visuals, but since you were assigned to work with a team of goofballs, it is nullified by an incoherent plot and hilariously bad voice acting.

I wish for the Black Mesa Research Facility to be real.
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The Arbys Cult
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Arbys Cult » Tue May 19, 2020 10:45 am

Granted, but the Resonance Cascade and Combine are also real.

I wish for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center to be real, but without all the killing.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue May 19, 2020 10:51 am

The Arbys Cult wrote:Granted, but the Resonance Cascade and Combine are also real.

I wish for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center to be real, but without all the killing.

Granted. Instead of all the killing it becomes a No Exit-esque collective psychological Hell.

I wish that I had time for card farming.
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Postby Window Land » Tue May 19, 2020 10:59 am

Granted, you find time with an illegal script. Congratulations, you're now a DOS player.


I wish for rain and a boat.
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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Tue May 19, 2020 11:08 am

Window Land wrote:Granted, you find time with an illegal script. Congratulations, you're now a DOS player.


I wish for rain and a boat.

Granted, but while you're out boating, the rain causes a flood which overturns your boat.

I wish the LoN and UN never existed so that wars could happen all the time.
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Luxenermy
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Postby Luxenermy » Tue May 19, 2020 11:13 am

Granted. We're all dead.


I wish SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!!!
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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Gutaiai
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Ex-Nation

Postby Gutaiai » Tue May 19, 2020 2:45 pm

Luxenermy wrote:Granted. We're all dead.


I wish SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!!!

Denied, blindness no longer exists and therefore your wish is impossible.

I wish for absolutely nothing.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue May 19, 2020 2:48 pm

Luxenermy wrote:Granted. We're all dead.


I wish SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!!!

Granted. The word "science" is written on a blindfold that you only get to wear for 2 minutes.
Gutaiai wrote:
Luxenermy wrote:Granted. We're all dead.


I wish SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!!!

Denied, blindness no longer exists and therefore your wish is impossible.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

Granted. You get nothing. You don't even get the things you expected to have without this wish. You're dead.

I wish that breaking the rules of a Forum 7 thread was grounds for moderator action.
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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Granted, but this post is the exception. I wish we were smar

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Tue May 19, 2020 6:41 pm

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:
Luxenermy wrote:Granted. We're all dead.


I wish SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!!!

Granted. The word "science" is written on a blindfold that you only get to wear for 2 minutes.
Gutaiai wrote:Denied, blindness no longer exists and therefore your wish is impossible.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

Granted. You get nothing. You don't even get the things you expected to have without this wish. You're dead.

I wish that breaking the rules of a Forum 7 thread was grounds for moderator action.

no
I'm a master at arguing right after I hit "submit"

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