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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:16 pm

NaSt0S wrote:Granted. Nazi Germany gains a much larger foothold in Europe and wins the war. You now live in a fascist planet.


I meant that in 2020 Poland buys their eastern old lands taken after WW2 by USSR. So maybe correct.

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Mirial Magna
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Postby Mirial Magna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:17 pm

Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth wrote:
NaSt0S wrote:Granted. Nazi Germany gains a much larger foothold in Europe and wins the war. You now live in a fascist planet.


I meant that in 2020 Poland buys their eastern old lands taken after WW2 by USSR. So maybe correct.

I wish the Confederacy rose again.

/stillme
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:22 pm

Granted, but USA, Russia, China, UK and France creates the union against the Confederacy and nukes it all.






I wish Poland (in 2020) bought their old lands from 1939, which USSR stole them after WW2 (Vilnius, Brest, Lviv etc.) and Germany didn't demand any our lands.
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A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
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Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:34 pm

Granted but CSTO Quickly afterwards closes and militarizes All of their borders towards europe, Wanting to avoid any contact with the EU Members.

I Wish a Pan-Slavic Nation Comes Into Existence (in 2020)

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:21 pm

Chinese Japanese And Koreans wrote:Granted but CSTO Quickly afterwards closes and militarizes All of their borders towards europe, Wanting to avoid any contact with the EU Members.

I Wish a Pan-Slavic Nation Comes Into Existence (in 2020)


Granted. It quickly falls into civil war as a the West and South Slavs, led by Poland and Bulgaria respectively, invade Belarus, Ukraine, and Russia. Poland-Lithuania comes into existence once more.

I wish the Etruscan culture survived into this day an age as a powerful Italian state.
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La xinga
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Postby La xinga » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:57 am

Granted, for a nanosecond.

I wish for fish.
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Dominioan
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Postby Dominioan » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:49 am

La xinga wrote:Granted, for a nanosecond.

I wish for fish.

One fish two fish red fish dead fish

I wish for a way to stop my sanity from going away
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"Succdem" I guess

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Onfande
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Postby Onfande » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:53 am

Granted, you become a robot with no feelings, or knowing of insanity. You are the most sane person object on Earth.


I wish to have b̷̧̛̛́̎̅ȯ̶̻̖͇̳̼͚͙̣̟̟͓͔͔̖̅͊̇̀͊̆̚͝ŗ̵̬̩͍̮̜̫̗̦͈͓̣̗͈͙͛́́̈́̃͝͝ģ̸͎̭̟̊ą̵̛̪̰͉̬̙̀͌̑̃̓̈́͐̆̃̊r̸̛̦̜͂̽̀̂͌̃͋̈́̆̊̒̓̕͠
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Fri Feb 21, 2020 8:00 am

Granted. That word got more bugged and evolved into burglar. He robbed you from everything, even internal organs.






I wish all men of the world to turn lesbian.
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A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1334463

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La xinga
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Postby La xinga » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:05 pm

Granted, no one has children and humanity dies out.

I wish for pie.
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for him to allow your eyes to see!
Average religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5781 years old. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
#KAG2020

If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Creationist, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

Nation in TEP. Don't endorse me if I am over 400 endos. Still a long way to go!

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Onfande
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Postby Onfande » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:08 pm

Granted, its a Human-Pot Pie



I wish for it to rain.
The forum is a nice place.

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Dominioan
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Postby Dominioan » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:39 pm

Onfande wrote:Granted, its a Human-Pot Pie



I wish for it to rain.

Granted. It's raining. And it's still raining. Still raining. Oh you never did specify when to stop the rain, did you?
flood intensifies

I wish for class to end
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I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
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Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

Schools in. Good luck soldiers.

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:16 pm

Granted, but you have to go back to school in May, and you have to go to school even in July and August.







I wish one half of the Earth population spoke Vulgarian and the second half spoke Graznavian.
A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1334463

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Inner AginanaUsordia
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Postby Inner AginanaUsordia » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:12 pm

Granted. Half of the world knows how to speak in vulagrity, and the other half is so addicted to 'This War of Mine" that they communicate in the Graznavian language.

I wish that all your bases are belong to us.
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Aplexiana
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Postby Aplexiana » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:16 pm

Granted, you now have an excess of home plates.
I wish for fifteen hundred coveted shiny discs(look at my country).
Close your eyes for a second. Open them. Good. Sometimes I just feel like sleeping in my sleep. Today is a great day. It is St. Somebody’s day but you don’t know whose it is. Neither do I. When I am hungry, I eat food. WOW

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:59 pm

Aplexiana wrote:Granted, you now have an excess of home plates.
I wish for fifteen hundred coveted shiny discs(look at my country).


Granted! You got 1500 nice, shiny discs made of pure uranium! Too bad you don't have protective gear.


I wish cashew trees grew in temperate climates and produced just as well as in tropical climates. And that I had a few that produced regularly.
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Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. More on character then on fights, which is rare.

Slate - A multi-verse RP with an eerie feel that just keeps getting better.

The Daily Carrot - Comedy, about the journalists of a really low quality weekly magazine. Quite funny!

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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:22 pm

Granted but all earth 1 hour later stands on fire.






I wish Poland won Euro 2020.
A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1334463

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Gladesville
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Postby Gladesville » Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:03 pm

Granted, but then *Insert 3-way joint invasion joke from their neighbors*

I wish that people who play like this Clefable User, (https://youtu.be/EVmMScZD5XQ?t=645) just stopped, forever.
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:43 am

Granted. All computers stopped working, forever.






I wish Kuomintang won the Chinese Civil War.
A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1334463

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Anecho
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Postby Anecho » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:48 pm

Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth wrote:Granted. All computers stopped working, forever.


I wish Kuomintang won the Chinese Civil War.



Granted. The KMT wins but is no more capable of effective government. As the years pass, corruption and nepotism become ever more ingrained in the Chinese government. Eventually local leaders pay no more than lip service to the central government. Between the failure of the state to effectively collect and use revenue, and the ability of emerging local power brokers to influence the security services, Chiang realizes that a full collapse is only months away. In a desperate attempt to restore national unity, he provokes a conflict with the USSR over disputed territory along the Amur River. Soviet retaliation includes airstrikes from tactical fighter-bombers based in Mongolia. Chiang escalates his gamble with an offensive into Mongolia, with the stated goal of removing Soviet forces and ensuring Mongolian neutrality. Fighting continues to escalate until the USSR, worried that diverting large forces to the eastern theater will render the Warsaw Pact vulnerable, drops a fifteen-megaton hydrogen bomb on Beijing. With the physical destruction of the national government China fragments and spirals into an extended civil war that approaches anarchy. The deaths reach hundreds of millions.

I wish I could make movies of the fantasies in my head. Even the ones involving the Borg Queen. Especially those.

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Gladesville
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Postby Gladesville » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:31 pm

Granted, they flunk at the box office, and make your name mere more than a stain on the arts of film.

I wish that more movies didn't pull the "yay the hero remembered his stakes and won" trope. It's been beaten to death, and then it's tombstone is nuked weekly.
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:45 am

Granted, new movies change so that the villain takes over and wins while the hero is staring into space remembering the stakes. Nobody likes it and the film industry suffers a swift and brutal demise. Also, all the villains look remarkably like you, so that you always have a bad first impression.


I wish I didn't have to read "The Catcher in the Rye"
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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:00 am

Window Land wrote:I wish I didn't have to read "The Catcher in the Rye"

Granted. Nobody's forcing you. You fail English, don't graduate and wind up living in your parents' basement, doing nothing but posting on Internet forums. Hmmm....



I wish Internet access was free.

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State of Turelisa
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Postby State of Turelisa » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:13 am

Granted. To fund universal free access, providers receive massive amounts of money from advertisers in return for lengthy adverts which interrupt browsing every three minutes and must be played in full.

I wish I had the ability to predict the local weather.
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New Wolvers
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Postby New Wolvers » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:22 am

Granted, but you will get it correctly only for the alternative dimension.

I wish I could make 3D models in seconds.

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