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Onfande
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Postby Onfande » Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:16 pm

Tarchuna and Ravenna:

The Etruscans are stopped by literally everyone in the world after Greece is conquered, and the Etruscan race goes extinct due to mass assimilation.




Gladesville:

Granted, you ruin a store isle the next day and are charged with the charges you proposed.




My wish:

I wish to live on a different planet, very similar to Earth, with a breathable atmosphere and food.
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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:52 pm

Granted. The planet you live on is infested with monsters who literally tear you open and lay their eggs in you. You died a horrible, painful death.

I wish the Etruscans actually conquered the world this time around.
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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:07 am

Onfande wrote:My wish:

I wish to live on a different planet, very similar to Earth, with a breathable atmosphere and food.

Granted, but you are alone on the planet. No one else.... no one else. And if they attempt to live on the planet, their heads will go POP!

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I wish some parts of life can be fast-forwarded.



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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:19 am

Tarchuna and Ravenna wrote:Granted. The planet you live on is infested with monsters who literally tear you open and lay their eggs in you. You died a horrible, painful death.

(I’m doing myself because I was skipped)

I wish the Etruscans actually conquered the world this time around.


Granted. The Earth is now an isolated hermit state, one of the few in the galaxy not part of the Galactic Confederation.

I wish I was the Roman Emperor.
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Postby Retarfgang » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:33 am

Valentine Z wrote:I wish some parts of life can be fast-forwarded.

granted, you accidentally fast-forward everything and die

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Postby Kaedijork » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:56 am

Granted, the cure is you and you alone licking the infected person's... you know.

I wish there was a cure for death.
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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:38 am

Granted. You will have to endure all the pains and wounds heal 50% slower, or not at all.

Terminal illnesses will follow you till the end of time, and beyond.

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I wish I can see 1000 years into the future.



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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:39 am

Kaedijork wrote:Granted, the cure is you and you alone licking the infected person's... you know.

I wish there was a cure for death.


Granted. You will now writhe in a state of semi-consciousness for eternity, and will literally beg for death.

I wish I was Roman Emperor and stayed that way for 40 years.
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Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:30 am

Granted, you have to fight off political rivalries and regional revolts that the previous emperor has happily left the stress over to you.



I wish my nation is real

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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:13 am

Granted, but it was not ruled by the leader as stated canonically, and it would be assimilated by just about every nation in the world. :/

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I wish I can see 100 years into the future. Maybe a thousand is too much.



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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:30 am

Coryanhafflaruda wrote:Granted, you have to fight off political rivalries and regional revolts that the previous emperor has happily left the stress over to you.



I wish my nation is real


Granted, but it immediately fell apart into hundreds of thousands of autonomous states because it was simply too big and clunky.
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Postby Luxenermy » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:37 am

Since AN didn't post one, I'll do the one above them!

Valentine Z wrote:Granted, but it was not ruled by the leader as stated canonically, and it would be assimilated by just about every nation in the world. :/

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I wish I can see 100 years into the future. Maybe a thousand is too much.


Granted. Upon seeing your death, and the death of those you love, you spend the rest of your life pushing people away, not wanting to be hurt by their inevitable demise. Never allowing yourself to get close to anyone, you die alone, a sad, sad end.

I wish the Seven Years War ended 1 year earlier.
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Tarchuna and Ravenna
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Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:39 am

(Doubleposting cuz I forgot to make a wish)

Granted. Austria conquered the entirety of North America, which means you probably don’t exist.

I wish the Etruscans had a powerful empire of their own, and it survived into modern day.
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Postby Window Land » Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:00 am

Granted, but it's pretty similar to the holy roman empire. It is fragmented, not really an empire, and despite being the Etruscan Empire, it is really a german empire, and not Etruscan.


I wish to have a perfect understanding of redox reactions.
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Postby Talchyon » Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:17 am

Window Land wrote:I wish to have a perfect understanding of redox reactions.


Granted! You now have the most perfect understanding of redox reactions. However, because of this, you had to lose all skills in communicating, including speaking, writing, and even gesturing. You are reduced to trying to communicating by unintelligible scratches and by tap-dancing. No one understands you, and even if you have a test about redox reactions, there's no way anyone would ever know that you perfectly understand it.


I wish the Japanese had invented pizza.
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Onfande
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Postby Onfande » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:13 pm

Granted, the land masses (excluding Hokkaido) of Italy and Japan switch, and now Japan switches sides in WWII, and Italy gets nuked twice. How fun!



I wish to do nothing today.
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:19 pm

Granted, but next day you became paralyzed for the rest of your life.







I wish I was a professor of Vulgarianistics and Graznavianistics studies (field of studies about Vulgarian and Graznavian culture) and willing students to come to my lectures.
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Postby Soviet Mill Creek » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:23 pm

Granted but nobody pays attention and actively tunes you out and are only their because they need a class to fill their schedules


I wish for the Bob Semple tank to be impervious to all damage
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Postby MNIC » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:25 pm

Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth wrote:Granted, but next day you became paralyzed for the rest of your life.







I wish I was a professor of Vulgarianistics and Graznavianistics studies (field of studies about Vulgarian and Graznavian culture) and willing students to come to my lectures.


Granted, but all the students breath fire and are always asking for more paper since they burnt them. Also, your Teacher's Assistant is literally a demon.

I wish that I start a revolution and become the military dictator of a nation

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Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:44 pm

Granted, that nation is San Marino.

I Wish Poland Gave away Polish Corridor to avoid any conflict with the Germans.

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Mirial Magna
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Postby Mirial Magna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:49 pm

Granted. Gdansk, now known as Danzig, is a German exclave in Poland.

I wish for whirled peas.
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Postby Onfande » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:55 pm

Granted, a bowl of peas appears in front of you, with what seems to be a black hole in the center. The black hole starts to consume Earth, while playing a song by the Whirled Peas.



I wish that the French had won the French-Indian War
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Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:07 pm

Granted. WW1 has started and France takes over all of the world and Bourbons enslaves all of the people, even French, forever.







I wish Poland bought their old lands after Polish-Soviet war, before WW2.
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NaSt0S
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Postby NaSt0S » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:14 pm

Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth wrote:Granted. WW1 has started and France takes over all of the world and Bourbons enslaves all of the people, even French, forever.







I wish Poland bought their old lands after Polish-Soviet war, before WW2.



Granted. Nazi Germany gains a much larger foothold in Europe and wins the war. You now live in a fascist planet.

I wish I had the power to teleport anywhere at will.

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Postby Mirial Magna » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:15 pm

NaSt0S wrote:
Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth wrote:Granted. WW1 has started and France takes over all of the world and Bourbons enslaves all of the people, even French, forever.







I wish Poland bought their old lands after Polish-Soviet war, before WW2.



Granted. Nazi Germany gains a much larger foothold in Europe and wins the war. You now live in a fascist planet.

I wish I had the power to teleport anywhere at will.

Granted, you can teleport to anywhere within the Will dimension, which is a void of nothingness.

I wish the Confederacy rose again.
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